Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who just needs a doctors appointment, but thanks to the wonders of technology we can just let AI do the work while we take a nap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we call the mother of a child participating in a talent show, and while we’re super excited for it, her daughter’s choice in music makes us SICK!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim donates blood once a month, so Brooke's calling from the blood bank to tell him “TAKE IT ALL BACK, WE DON’T WANT IT” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a  birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who JUST moved in with his girlfriend, and after a big step like that, she’s EXPEDITING their future faster than you can say PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been telling all her coworkers she’s been angling to work from home five days a week. We’re calling to offer her just that, as long as she agrees to one huge stipulation first! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his wife after she went to a charity dinner. He didn’t hear anything about the event but we’re about to call and collect the $5,000 she promised us to help get more felons back on the streets!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We caught another big one! Today’s Phone Tap is another “Scam the Scammer” call and one of these days these fraudsters are gonna learn to stop calling our studio phone line!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works for a pool cleaning company and thanks to us, there’s NEW MANAGEMENT and we’re making some SKIMPY changes to the company uniform. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of mentioning to her friend that their pastor at church is “a little cute.” The friend emailed us and we got right to work on a PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re taking a corporate “take your pets to work” rule to the EXTREME and seeing how long we can get away with it before today’s Phone Tap victim blows her lid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants his package he’s been expecting for weeks, and instead of a normal customer service experience, he’s getting the DOUBLE GERMAN one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with a genuine issue with his bank, and let him know we’re not just a bank, we’re the EVENT SPACE of your DREAMS, too!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we call and woman to tell her that her apartment building is looking to add on units to make more money and her apartment number is the first thing that has to go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to town and Jeff is calling as his “neighbor” to offer to hang out… as long as he can SELL HIM on it…  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've reached our grand finale of BOT WEEK!  Today, Jose calls a guy who is already frustrated with an airline for losing his luggage, but not to worry: we have an AI assistant to make sure no funny business happens on this call!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bot week continues! In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hope you’ve been enjoying BOT WEEK! And the AI Phone Taps aren’t stopping, today we’re conducting a job interview with an old-school type of guy who is struggling with how FUTURISTIC the onboarding process can be with a new job!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.