Boyfriend Material

Griff's internet was out this week so the boyfriends sacrificed a PREMIUM PATREON episode to the RSS gods. This week, we dive into the occult to answer life's greatest question: how do I recover after losing a baddie? If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

In this special episode, the boys talk about a sordid real world case file where two of the most loathsome people imaginable start a wildly inappropriate relationship. No one comes out of this story unscathed. Everyone takes a hit, including the psychic damage the boys receive from going over police report text transcripts. It’s harrowing stuff folks. If you want to hear more bonus content please...

This week the boys talk about the devil’s lettuce and the weapons-grade ganja that has been developed in the unchecked weed strength arms race. They then help a caller who has a super low smoke tolerance and then they help a caller who needs help breaking up with their plug who has literally gotten too high on their own supply. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnig...

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This week the boys talk about Mando becoming the Batman of our neighborhood and then we get very sacrilegious for Easter. The boys go on to help a caller who has a couple of newly-dating friends who are mashing the turbo button on PDA. Then they help a caller whose good boyfriend is in a bad band. Many such cases. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and...

This week the boys discuss the hip hop equivalent to a Neil Diamond banger and then come face to face with their mortality realizing when songs came out. Next they discuss problematic historical figures (most of them) and the faces on our currency. Then they help a caller with a road-raging partner and second caller who is on the precipice of a breakup. If you want to hear more bonus content pleas...

This week the boys talk about the Oscar winning film Rocky and its disturbing model for relationships on film in the 70s and 80s. Then they help a caller whose new dating prospect has a friend lurking on Instagram. Yikes! The boys go on to help a caller with the classic dilemma of having a cat who is way more into their partner. You can feed them and take them off the streets but cats love to play...

This week the boys talk about a certain country getting absolutely crushed in a worldwide baseball tournament and also discuss America’s century of humiliation. Then they field a question all the way from Australia about a truly nightmarish roommate scenario and really ruminate on possible solutions to a sitcom level of bad behavior. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/...

This week the boys talk about a whole new kind of car trouble and Mando’s close call. Then they flawlessly segue into helping a caller who is dealing with sexist mechanics who are taking her for a ride. They close out the episode helping a caller whose wild dreams aren’t car-related but still involve a drag race. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and s...

This week the boys talk about Mando’s train tragedy in San Diego and taking pot, doing alcohol, and getting sexed on. Then they talk about the biggest times they were disappointed by fast food before helping a caller who is an adult with teen haters and another caller whose mistaken flower delivery ended a friend's relationship with a dirtbag. Everybody wins in this one, folks.   If you want t...

This week the boys talk about Griff getting love-crimed(?) at AutoZone and how we might be the last computer literate generation. Then they help a caller who wants to be invited to after work hangs, and then they spiral down a rabbit hole about the not-so-secret cabal of scum who are controlling the world, but then circle back to gay pride - so a real heartwarming time for all. If you want to hear...

This week the boys talk about waking up one day and realizing you’re the adult in any given situation as the freedom of being a self-aware gay. Then they put the fine in fine arts and help a caller with a portrait problem, followed by a caller with a grandma who is engaging in psychological warfare like only an old biddy can. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnight...

This week the boys talk about “the big game.” You know the one we mean. Seriously we can’t say it because they are very litigious, but it was on Sunday and had terrible commercials. Some of the worst companies on earth spent ten thousand teacher salaries on these ads. Hope that narrows it down. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys the...

This week the boys talk about the general strike and how other countries see our sorry American asses. Then they talk about how Elon is even too uncool for the worst people on the planet. They then flawlessly segue into helping a caller with a very bright neighbor dilemma, and another caller who needs tips for going on a gay cruise (not Tom).

This week the boys talk about Mando’s standup comedy set that crushed for reasons he didn’t even realize, then they talk about the downsides of going viral on the twitter with its cadre of virgin keyboard jockeys. Then they help a caller who is afraid their partner is outgrowing them, and next field one from a caller with a social butterfly boyfriend who is running her ragged. Her social tanks are...

This week the boys talk about Mando witnessing the beginning of the great clanker civil war and then discuss how they would handle a Brewster’s Millions scenario. Then they help an ally caller who finds themselves in trans and queer spaces but doesn’t care for the term used to identify them as a cis person. But it turns out it might be the coolest badge of honor you can have. If you want to hear m...

This week the boys talk about Mando's birthday and the icy hand of old age that reached out and touched his shoulder, which now aches for some reason. Then they help a caller whose boyfriend has a cringy saying that gives her the ick, followed by a caller who has a totally different vacation style than her boyfriend. Real nitty gritty relationship stuff here, folks. If you want to hear more bonus...

This week the boys talk about how BBQ prices have gotten out of hand and the diabolical concept of a birthday month. Then they help a caller whose new bf is sleep flailer. Then they help a pair of swingers with a classic conundrum and spend too much time on the wiki for the film Shallow Hal. Then they read some messages that got sent to their new domain acquisition. Best money they’ve ever spent....

This week the boys talk about Griff’s fake out marriage proposal misadventures and toxic masculinity. Then they help a caller whose bf’s mormon family does a dry NYE celebration which is not exactly waterslide fun. Then the help a caller who is a scumbag at heart, who is at their upperclass SO’s parents for the holidays. To close out we make the best purchase of the year. If you want to hear more...

Ho Ho Ho! This week the boys talk about a Mando’s dog, whose colon was set on "firehose." Then they discuss more pet pros and cons which dovetails perfectly into the subject of personalized menu items. Then the boys help a caller who has to break their mother’s heart by not going home for Xmas. This podcast does not endorse or condone the breaking of mom hearts. If you want to hear more bonus cont...

This week the boys talk about being California sober and company holiday parties. Then they talk about the future of rideshares and our robot car underlords. The boys have such a good time being friends they only get to one question from a caller whose dad is a terrible xmas gift giver. So bad in fact, that getting nothing is actually preferable. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to...

This week the boys talk about Mando being off that fent and his personal beef with Delta. Then they help a caller who has been dating their partner so long they don't have an anniversary. Then they get one of the best emails they've ever received and it's some high-test chisme that is the true gift to us all. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and suppo...

This week the boys talk about Mando’s weekly brush with death (winter edition) and then talk about our holidays and how boys be sweltering and ladies be freezing. Then they help a caller whose brother keeps getting confused for her partner by waitstaff. Then they help a caller who is actually a therapist dealing with clients’ holiday family strife. Who helps the helpers, right? If you want to hear...

This week the boys talk about how there is no Thanksgiving song, how Mando just missed the free-for-all violence of classic Black Friday, and and chilling tale of Griff’s exes past. Then they help a caller who is dating a guy with questionable bumper stickers, and next help a caller whose significant other makes mashed potatoes (terribly) and must have an intervention. That's some wack mash, dawg....