Blue Collar Schmucks

It's the return of the top 5! Mike and I do another classic Blue Collar Schmucks top's list. Send us a Text Message.

Mike wonders what it would be like to get a hand job from a female body builder, and we discuss the new series She-Hulk. Send us a Text Message.

Mike and I discuss She-Hulk, the governor of California, buying a new car, and our trip to Cozumel. Send us a Text Message.

In this episode we are join by the star of Porr Santos, Mike Santos and we talk a little Marvel and some fantasy football. Then I show Dematteo some of my daughter's lovely artworkSend us a Text Message.

Mike's a little tired since he is no longer alone in his house and I try out for the swim team. Send us a Text Message.

Mike talks about drinking a milk shake out of a big straw and we take it some where ridiculous and stupid as usual. Send us a Text Message.

Mike and me talk some more ridiculous shit Send us a Text Message.

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Our first episode where I sport our first piece of merch, we also talk about scaring my wife, and the new Marvel movie. Send us a Text Message.

This is what happens when you give us a good suggestion for the show. Send us a Text Message.

Mike and I are a little tuned up in this one and just start snacking on some pecans and chips. Send us a Text Message.

Again, context means so muchSend us a Text Message.

Don't fool yourselves ladies your man does it too. Send us a Text Message.

How does every woman know how to get under your skin with nothing more than a look, its an inborn talent, a sixth sense. Send us a Text Message.

In this episode we talk about How my wife doesn't appreciate my bowl movement and awkward moments watching movies and we throw a few more stories in there. Send us a Text Message.

Mike and I discuss some controversial issues going on in this country right now. Send us a Text Message.

In this episode Mike and I do our first too review and we talk about some of the nick names both good and bad. Send us a Text Message.

In this episode Mike and I rant a little about what's going on in this country because it's pissing us off and enough is enough,Send us a Text Message.

Don't really remember what we talked about in this episode. Send us a Text Message.

Let me introduce everyone to my wife, as she comes on and tell an erotic tale of blowing..... glass. that's right , she went glass blowing, get your minds out of the gutter, but we did turn it into something inappropriate. Send us a Text Message.

A new character is born on the Blue Collar Schmucks. Send us a Text Message.

The schmucks finally talk about the slap at the Oscars, also Peter Dinklindge,and the new school curriculum circulating around the country. Send us a Text Message.

Mike is finally in his new home and warm. In this episode we talk about Mike's new environment, bowl movements on a first date, and asshole moments. Send us a Text Message.

Mike has finally bought a new house and is moving into said new home, so to fill in for him and help me do the show his brother's step up to cover his ass. They ended up bickering for half the episode but that turned out to be the funniest part of the show. We also talk 80's music, getting old, parenting, and Milone tells some old wrestling stories. Send us a Text Message.

Mike is finally moving and he couldn't have picked a better weekend to do it. I go check out the new Batman movies, and we talk the extreme sex drives in all male species. Send us a Text Message.