Big Facts No Cap

This a crazy one broh. The boys talk email signatures, Paul's halloween Aang costume, and a concert that ended up getting canceled. They then tackle articles about alien abduction: how to not seem crazy and are the FBI involved? They wrap up with a third seggy all about invading aliens. Article 1: Joe Queer (turns out hes racist sorry WE didn't research him first, we will mock him next e...

The boys are back writing descriptions! Time to spread our wings and fly. In this ep we talk riding for Ye, the left’s version of the attack helicopter joke, and Paul’s assumption that all Latine people are gay and catholic. Paul and Adrian then tackle questions about individuating from finding your own religion to going off to university. To wrap things up, the duo evaluate the solo careers of pe...

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The boys discuss Ned Fulmer leaving the try guys

The boys discuss bird sperm, Adrian's stellar recollection of GOT character names, and Indigo children. They then tackle advice columns focused on the dual theme of punchable faces and pinchable cheeks. They wrap it up by passing their judgment on trios in the third segment of punch, pinch, pass. Article 1: Will Penny? Article 2: Herald-Tribune https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/ne...

This one is for all my PMC boys

This is the big one. The boys discuss using native American tribe names for kids groupings, seeing your friends grow up on social media, and Paul’s theory that imposter syndrome doesn’t exist and y’all are actually just a bunch of dummies. Paul and Adrian then tackle columns about mini versions of humans and mini versions of things before Adrian quizzes Paul in a third segment about bad movie summ...

Reputation

We talk about concerts

The theme was supposed to be twitch but mostly we talk about the intersection of love, insecurity, and twitch

Ready to get schooled? Paul and Adrian talk about learning how to read a calendar, Lexington high school teacher drama, and the origins of the syfy channel. The boys then take on advice columns on addressing your teacher correctly and decorating your classroom for the upcoming year. And then we finally answer the question “are Paul and Adrian smarter than 5th graders?” in our third segment. Make s...

We talk about beards. The gay dating kind. I swear I'm not just dating human women to hide my love for Goldeen

Gates open: come on in. Paul and Adrian talk about things society needs to normalize, western beauty standards, and Paul’s gem hunting adventures. The boys then field two gatekeeping questions about children’s taste in media and what food humans are allowed to eat. Lastly, they kick back and chill with a lil quiz third segment without keeping score. Article 1: Basic Dad https://melmagazine.com/en-...

You reading descriptions bro? Get your money up and stay on your grind. Aint no Forbes 30 under 30 who have time to read description. Grindset should be your mindset ARM EMOJI

Double dip dudes back at it

Hail Satan y'all. This episode is all about death metal (but also heavy music in general). The boys talk community gardens, the art of war, and the atomization of society under capitalism. They then tackle advice columns concerning a boyfriend's taste in bedroom music and a metalhead marriage on the rocks due to an addition to the family. The episode wraps up with a third segment metal vocals quiz...

It ended up being the goop episode

We made it y'all; episode 100! And one week since our special boy Paul's birthday. Paul and Adrian talk Paul's birthday spent in urgent care, Phil's recent stand up performance, and Adrian's culpability in committing cultural appropriation. The boys then tackle two articles focused on keeping it 100 with the people in your life. They close this week out with a game based on a meme t...

We got 99 problems but this episode aint one! Paul and Adrian talk Bo Burnham, Linkin Park collaboration projects, and the ethics of sampling in music production. The boys then work their way through an advice column on hating ass bitches and bitch ass racist police. They wrap up with a silly lil segment about how famous rappers chose their stage names. Article 1: Almost Royal Ask Poppy...

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