Bible Stories for Blasphemers

This week, we talk about Jacob having a literal wrestling match with God while bribing his brother into not killing him. Then, we answer the question: does the Bible actually say you shouldn't get gay married?  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

This week we talk about Jacob's feud with Laban and his weird folk magic for how to make speckled sheep; then, we briefly talk about hell (as it relates to Phoebe Bridgers).  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

This week we tell the story of how Jacob met Rachel and ended up with four wives, twelve sons, and a daughter. Then we talk about "Euphoria" and how internet access is actually really important for teens.  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

This week we tell the story of Jacob's deception and Jacob's ladder, then talk about why the Bible has verses.  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

This week we begin the story of the Bible's first twins, Jacob and Esau, and discuss Biblical apocalypse theories, including Y2K and the book series (and Nic Cage film) Left Behind. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

Dan tells the story of how Isaac got his wife, and boy, we sure hope you know about the fictional butler Jeeves for this one. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

Happy holidays! We're celebrating with a special episode diving into pre-Christian mythology, winter solstice traditions, and the pagan origins of Christmas (which is, in fact, not related to Christ at all).  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

In this switch-up episode, Mariah tells Dan the third and final part of the story of Abraham. The energy in the studio is unhinged. You can buy Dan's poetry book at tinyurl.com/weshallhavelife . Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

In part two of the Abram/Abraham story, Dan tells Mariah about the origins of circumcision, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, and the fate of Lot's wife...and daughters. This one gets explicit, folks. (No really, listen with care.)  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

Dan tells Mariah part one of the story of Abram, Sarai, and Hagar. (the Call of Abram, Covenant, and birth of Ishmael)  You can buy Dan's poetry book at tinyurl.com/weshallhavelife.  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

Dan tells Mariah about what Noah and his descendants got up to when they got off the ark - and it's pretty off the rails. (Curse of Canaan/Tower of Babel) You can buy Dan's poetry book at tinyurl.com/weshallhavelife .  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

Dan and Mariah talk about Noah and his cool ark. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

Dan tells Mariah the story of Cain, Abel, and Seth.  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

Dan and Mariah discuss the creation of this podcast, as well as the creation of the universe in the book of Genesis.  Hosted by Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Our theme song is "Hooky with Sloane" by Bird Creek Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com