Better On Paper

We got another draft for you, NFL jerseys. The categories are home, away, alternate and throwback. Aesthetics are everything and at least one of us has no sense for it. The stakes are low today, so relax and enjoy the slow part of the offseason.

Since the NFL news cycle consists of the beat writers saying only positive things about their teams and how they look in shorts, we decided to take this week to do something a little different. We talk some NBA and LeBron being starved for attention after he gets swept in the Western Conference Finals. After that we have Will, Cam, and Kev doing a draft of things at a BBQ party in honor of Memoria...

The lights are on but our hosts do not shy away from the moment. Kev, Cam and Will draft their favorite primetime games of the 2023 season. Sure, most of these may end up being better on paper (hey that's the name of the show) by the time we get to watch them, but that doesn't slow down our offseason excitement. We try to stay rationale, but some of us carry huge home team energy and the bias show...

Welcome back to the most financially stable podcast in Silicon Valley. This week we're taking a look at drafts past and asking the question "did my team do okay?" We're reviewing 1st rounders from the last few years and debating which fanbases are happy with how things shook out, and which ones are looking longingly at what could've been.

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet that can sing the alphabet backward. This week is the week after the draft, that means it's time for our post-draft episode. We break down the winners and losers of the draft, and go over some related free agency moves and what that means for teams.

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet to be delivered on-time 99% of the time. Aaron did not mess up (this time) and the Jets finally made a deal happen. The boys discuss this among other unresolved free agency moves. But the meat and potatoes of this episode is the draft. We break down some of the biggest needs each team has and talk draft in general.

Welcome back to the only podcast in the Northern Hemisphere proven to help reduce ozone gas. This week we got our old friend Will back in the studio. We talk Jalen Hurts' new deal with the Eagles and of course what that means for Lamar, and in honor of Dan Snyder selling the Washington Commanders, we're drafting the worst current professional sports owners. Join us as we go in on the peopl...

Welcome back to the only podcast with a 90 day money-back guarantee. This week had a little more news than last so we dive into the OBJ to the Ravens news and what that could mean for both Lamar Jackson and Aaron Rodgers. After that, the boys are draftin' beers! We're going 4 rounds, drafting our top domestic, imported, craft beers and seltzer for good measure. Some may concur, some may cu...

Welcome back to the only podcast known to the state of California to cure cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. This week we take a new segment for a spin with the Knights of the Rant Table. The fellas get 2 minutes on the clock and we go around the table and give our biggest rant of the week. Cam goes in on trades he'd like to see happen around the league, and Kev wishes the refs...

Welcome back to the only podcast south of Canada to be listed as a Schedule I drug by the FDA for its addictive properties. This week we have our old (but young at heart) friend Will back on the pod and we're draftin` mascots! The boys do a good ol' fashioned snake draft of the mascots in all the major North American pro sports leagues (sorry soccer) and it quickly devolves into "what...

We start off asking Cam about his 40 day and nights (or maybe it's just hours) of straight Metallica music. Cameron goes unchained so we have to debut the censor effect (surely this won't get used again). (7:30) Of course no NFL show is complete without discussing Aaron Rodgers and Lamar Jackson's situation even though there is still NO updates at time of recording. Enough about those...

Welcome back to the only podcast hosted by three dudes to never compare themselves to Joe Rogan. Not once.... This week started free agency, and it's been a doozy so far. Listen in as Kev and Cam spin the wheel and talk about whatever personel move comes up. Guys are getting dealt, picks are being traded, teams are getting screwed, it's a whole thing!

Welllllllcome back to the only podcast north of the equator known to cause insomnia in adult men age 23-28. This week Cam is on vacation and TC3 called in lazy, so Kev has to pick up the slack and we brought our old friend Will back to the studio so Kev wouldn't feel lonely. Will brings a bevy of knowledge to the table, including but not limited to former Raiders quarterbacks and alternative profe...

Welcome back to the only podcast on the world wide web approved by MAAD for treating Seasonal Affective Disorder. We're two weeks post-Super Bowl and we don't know what to do with ourselves. Cam has gone down the Christopher Nolan rabbit hole and it's a mind fuck. We talk coaching hires (6:00) and discuss potential landing spots for the hottest (and "hottest" *cough cough Jimmy G*) quarterbacks on...

Welcome back to the only podcast in the world that is legally allowed to own a ferret in the state of California. I'd first like to wish LeVar Burton a very happy birthday. Somebody get Joey Bosa a copy of Reading Rainbow on VHS, he needs it. The Super Bowl happened, the Chiefs won, Cam is a sore winner. That's the gist now let's get into the rest. Cam gives his thoughts on the Super Bowl, we talk...

Welcome to a special Superb Owl edition of the only podcast in the continental US to claim a direct bloodline to the royal family of Hawaii (on my mother's side). This week we've got our old friend Tyler back in the (virtual) studio as we break down all the wagers for the upcoming week.  We start out hot with some casual cucking as Cam is once again reminded of his fantasy football inadequacy...

Welcome back to the most energy efficient podcast on the internet, a point my dad made because nobody listens to it :( We start off this episode with Cam recapping how his Dry January went and his plans for WET February. Kev and TC3 agree this season was an anomaly and should be shot into the sun. We recap the tragic Niners-Eagles game (4:00) and TC3-stradamus strikes again as the Niners enter thi...

Welcome back to the only NFL podcast 9/10 arborists recommend, and 1/10 arborists says is hosted by a guy who used too small a slice on too big a mud pie...  We've got our old friend Will back in the studio filling in for Kev and he brings some serious analysis to last week's games, next week's games, and the eventual release of Sonic 3 and Morbius 2 (It's Morbin' time). We kick this episode...

Welcome back to the Wildest Wildcard Weekend Podcast episode this side of the Wild West. This week had it all: gunslingers, vape gods, cool nicknames, and a kicker that had ONE JOB!!!  This week we finally get to shoot the entire NFC South into the sun, we recap the wildest of card weekends, Cam's lock of the week comes through with the Niners, Southwest Airlines is still nice because alcohol...

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own predictions... TC3 takes a victory lap this week on his egregious preseason prediction that the Detroit Lions would be a 9-win team this season (who's egregious now????) and enjoys an ice cold beer on the recommendation of Dan Campbell. The gang discusses whether this could be it for Old Man Rodgers in Green Bay, or if he wants one more go (...

Before we get into today's episode we'd like to take a moment to pray for Damar Hamlin. We recorded this week's episode before the Bills game on Monday and everyone here at Better On Paper is keeping him in our thoughts. This week we recap week 17 around the NFL, the Titans stink, Jared Goff is good (!), and some Fantasy Football bad blood spills between Cam and TC3 (6:15). We discuss if Daniel Jo...

Christmas came with many eventful games and Santa made sure to leave us some tea to sip in the wake of this weekend. Zach Wilson? Done. Derek Carr? Gone. Hackett? Fired. Ravens? Clinched. Packers? They back. Brock Purdy? He brocked. Enjoy Kev and Cam discuss this weekends actions and the many implications that resulted. Plus check out the 6 games we got different heading into Week 17.

Welcome back and hopefully you kept your lead this weekend. Cam, Kev & TC3 are back to discuss a crazy weekend in football and come from behind wins. Kev celebrates the Niners clinching the NFC West by week 15. Does that first half make the Vikings frauds? Or does that second half make them one of this years scariest teams? Does Cam hate the Lions? Bills Mafia? TC3, Trevor Lawrence? We look to...

Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi to have its tonsils removed twice (It's true, look it up).  This week we are joined by the esteemed Judge Jamie(TM) as he hands down his judgement of our picks. First off, Baker is good, or at least he makes good drives after only being on a team for 2 days. We discuss. We recap the rest of week 14, including a wild journey as Jamie wax...

Another episode of your favorite fair & balanced NFL podcast. Cam & Kev break down the week 13 action, most teams had something to show this week regarding the final stretch of the season. Some good things, others quite bad (Broncos AGAIN). The fellas talk about what makes them view the AFC North games differently in week 14 as part of the weekly picks discussion. We close out the show wit...