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Anthrax Fog Juice Prolific Liberation And the End of Meth and Cocaine Sports What Dancing Fun BTS looks down, around, and behind the fat sack of babies Cooper doesn't currently eat from. Less drugs, more heart attacks and enough omicron to shake a stick at. The schemes get the BAD END, Don't Look Up this info. A True Blue-anon's They Live as Queen Meryl makes a black joke. See you in 2031. Bang a...

When you See's It You See's It Lepers and Lawyers It's The Picklemancer For the first time ever, BTS has an in person episode! Medus from http://meduspod.com/ joins us for tonight! We frolic in the Open Fields, we dance thru the RNA spray, and we even get Christmas ruined for us by SCIENCE! Seriously tho, if Santa was a necromancer following the Roman Eunuch Model, that only make him cooler. How d...

Extra Extra! Mostly Harmless Lunatics Need Not Apply Any Critical Thought! It's a doozy of an episode on BTS tonight. One of those...TikTok episodes. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in The Conspiracy Chart. We only have questions. Totally. Like Who's They? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out...

Needle Needle Needle Banjo's + Satan = ? Blood Acid Ouija Low and Steady It's a 27 shot salute to the Air Force tonight! Also, credit is King as that 2 percent is exactly where it wants to be. It's a global thing. Second Second half of show is blessed by Dr. Francis Collins as the sky is lit up with silver. Always remember, we're the lightning's bitch. Rinse your mouth with tin foil. BYO3-DG Call...

Smooth or Rough This is real Unevidence based Suit-O-Science! Get yours for $9.99! On this special episode of Behind The Sch3m3s we followed No Agenda's Sunday Service! Boo-Bury eats from the Book of Knowledge. What does genocide even mean? Quirkess teaches mindfulness and breath-fullness, electrifying the synapse with prana! Lavish gets behind the trial of Jizzlane as she doodles his likeness. Ev...

Blink Out. The Call of Heaven. Blood I Scream. Boo-Bury wraps up a dream, and toasts to Dan Cooper. All the meanwhile he's totally not selling copies of Squid Game in North Korea. Lavish dives into the Red Shield "You Will Fuck The Bugs" Klaus Schwab. And Quirkess brings a new meaning of peace to the green room. Now please, stay inside the lines. I just wanna tickle a dragon. BYO3-DG Call in and l...

Trust Only in Mr. Velvet. Good Jokes Vice Jokes? Sounds Like Conglomerate Commie Fucks. Happy Patsy Day! Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to be joined by Larry Bleidner, a man with a masters in Take No Shit. On the anniversary of JFK's assassination no less! We cover what makes a cult successful, how much of a joke Jooooe-y is (not a joke!), and a special message from the shows favorite hypnotherapis...

Greetings Greetings under the Moan Day Moonlight, Come one saucy sage, come all Cthulhi! Bet bet bet chill bet it's another spooky packed episode filled with the Decline of Western Seed, and A BOTG report from Lavish hits the greatest Rock and Roll mausoleum. Quirkess and Boo-Bury blast down to Astroworld, with the 808 pumping! Flipping off the ambulance, it's Behind The Sch3m3s! Atlas said "Fuck...

It would have been worse with that Department of Death crippled since the betaverse. Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to have the powerful Graham and Darren from the Grimerica Podcast tonight! We run the gamut passing over social ranking sound effects out like mandatory candy! Wanna get in on some underground Sasquatch orgies!? THIS is the place to be! Stories of U.F.O.'s, paraweird happenings, insid...

You might be a King or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the Reaper. Behind The Sch3m3s welcomes Quirkess backs for a proper celebration exploring Día de los Muertos! Boo-Bury courts La Catrina, Lavish has a spread prepared, and Quirkess explores the customs of this amazing tradition. We also have a little fun with the recent knighthood donation Boo-Bury sent in...

Defieing Definitions and Spanking The Academy Clown Pilled and Hella-Dazed And one sloppy 6IX Quirkess enchants Behind The Sch3m3s with screams and dreams that will haunt your taint! We spend the following three hours talking all things No Agenda Stream, Screams, and Creams. Literal cream. Holding on to that feeling makes you more alive when you're afraid. It's a robust blend of 69 authentic Dark...

The Taste of Fresh is Upon Us. Behold, From the Land of The Rising Grey Area. Sounding a little porn-y... Japan WUT? storms Behind The Sch3m3s! Joining us tonight it's the guys from the future, OneTwenty and Matt Bigelow! Special guest star Sir SirSeatSitter puts on his best lavish face as East and West collide. Discussions of alternative media in Japan, Fresh (Not more, Fresher!) Biden clips, Wuh...

Straight from the rabbit hole, the man the myth the Moe. Moe Factz. Now sit back, and pour yourself some Moe Shine. One for the ages, the podcaster who can leave your floor stuck to the jaw, Moe joins Behind The Sch3m3s to breakdown the age old debate: Pro Choice vs Anti Choice. He takes us down hole after hole exploring the binary schemes that bind us together. The rap group formally known as Boo...

Here ye, Here ye, For a limited time only, Behind The Sch3m3s will film the blackmail YOU wanna see YOURSELF in on a golden VHS tape! Silicon Mercs need not apply. Supplies are limited. Terms and Conditions apply. Visit your local newpodcastapps.com today for more information. It's an abusive love type of episode as Lavish and Boo-Bury lay out the sch3m3s of your dreams. The Wicked Witch of Oz fli...

It's the 2nd Sunday of the week! Er...2nd Thursday? Sonday? Thorsday? Fuck it! We're going on strike! On tonight's Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury touches on a looming strike by the kin in black I.A.T.S.E. and Lavish shows us a potential Manchurian candidate drinking bear piss. Straight from R. Kelly. Or maybe R. Kelly was pissing on the bear? Did the bear piss on R. Kelly? Now I really can't remembe...

Enter the Paper Tiger, Hidden Podcaster. Riding atop (or inside) the Antifa Cannon. Klaus plows and Blue Tube Harvest. You will eat the lettuce. Boo-Bury cracks open the cellar door, and none other than Malachi returns! On this episode of Behind The Sch3m3s, Lavish has the blood of the Hawk, and will shred gnar. It will be hard going into the New Norm without Norm. Riptorn. Malachi dives arm first...

Desk fires can't melt steel beams, Left tracking the Pope of cover-ups. Are you a Lizardist, or some other Office Weasel? Either way, we recommend therapy adjacent debunking. Tonight on Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury and Lavish explore some parallels with Covid-19/11. Mostly because a Politico article told us not too. What's it like trying to find footage from the time? Strange times get even more s...

lol the CIA used fake vaccines to try and catch Bin Laden. Be High. Sell High. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthes...

Rusty Weak, the Ivermectin of Wands You're the Captain of the S.S. Go Fuck Yourself History Rhymes and Snip Snip That's It A Gram Is Better When You're Damned This is the throwback episode to the goring 20's, and the Great Repression. Let's step back in time to the Black and White days. Very sterile. Almost...too sterile. Boo Bury and Lavish dive into California's obsession with Despairium. And no...

Join Lavish for his first ever solo show! Look Ma, no boobs! We had a very [REDACTED] time. Lavish goes over lucrative military recruitment ads, classic Russian Literature, The Art Of War, summoning a Succubus, and much more. Don't get spattered, your Excellency! If you're going to ask questions, don't do so to your higher ranking superiors! 612-263-SXXY Pan du Lavash (SHOW NOTES) If you like what...

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, dudes named ben and dudettes named bernadette, please welcome to the stage... Sir Ryan Bemrose, Count of Curation! Trains to nowhere, with one nation under Live Nation. Didn't you get the memo? Behind the Sch3m3s, for one night only will serve all of your Boutique Consulting needs, for a modest tithe. Exit strategy. Boom. Anyone have bleach? There's blood on t...

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, And welcome back to Behind The Sch3m3s! The Gates fling open tonight when Lavish kicks this party off diving thru some family history of "Oh Billy Boy!". Turns out even if you've been jabbed, the drummer for the Offspring can still be a threat, and someone please grab the AK from the monkey! Please!! Second 2nd...

Live! From BadRadio. Live! It's Behind The Sch3m3s! Boo-Bury and Lavish roll the dice to determine the fate of tonight's show! Whether it be proffesional stabs at hunting ghosts in the Winchester Murder Mansion, or maybe you're some poor spook who didn't get the memo from HR; we got you covered. From the land of the 50 Cent Army, to the see of New Clear Silos, we're hear for you. Handfuls of bitte...

It's one for the books tonight as Behind The Sch3m3s...heads to the mountains. The legendary Spaz (aka Papa-Bury) joins Lavish and Boo-Bury for an episode exploring all things West Virginia. Mountain Mama. Take Me Home. Country Roads. LOL just kidding, we didn't actually bring this song up. What we did bring however was some good ole fashion dialect, and exploring some ancestor slaughterin'. Secon...

Get excited comrades, you're in for nonstop laughs tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s! Derek, co-host of The Double Thought Dimension podcast joins Boo-Bury and Lavish for unending Biden gaffes! Quite literally we make a lampshade out of that leathery coyote aka the Dusty Old Shadow of a Cardboard Cutout Man. What's that? Oh, we got Brian Seltzer Water getting buried? Nice. Look over there! Hollywood i...