Beefy Boys Express

We read Am I The A$$hole posts.

Listen and find out losers. P.s Please tell everyone you know because you haven't so far...Obviously. P.P.S I love you

We travel around washington reading one star reviews mostly created by pretentious snobs with no self-awareness. They deserve to be roasted. Think before you review no one likes an a**hole. Chiropractors are a scam.

We talked about how old people are the worst, Magnets, Skidmark is Gross and Weird, Fighting Raccoon Toddlers, Tree Sex.

We visit some of the saddest, loneliest cities in America. It's pretty bad

The piss boys are back! Ashley Madison, Upcoming Films, Jonah Hill, Dating Websites for just Whites, Throat Tattoos are Yucky

Handjobs for Taco Bell, Chris Pratt gets Canceled?, Atlanta Robber gets Ignored, Porn Movies, Dark Knight Trilogy is King.

We talked about how people who put ketchup on their MCnuggies are wrong, Shellfish is Overrated, Parking Garage Idiot, Firework Idiots, Niko is Wrong About the Name of the Brendan Fraser Movie, Where do Veterans get their Merch, Big Soap and Big Milk Have Indoctrinated All of Us as Children. Sponsored by Doritos (not really)

Today we read some Sexy Spongebob Smut, Some Shrek and A Pokemon Murder Mystery

It's not really Chris Pratt, We talked about Movies and Casting

We talked about the Worst Action Movie List, Safeway Mishaps, Bubble Boy, Pilot BJ Hostage Situation, Submarine UhOh,

We talked about The Lost Submarine, Justin Long, Nobody my Haircut, Everyone has a Skidmark, Prius's are the Worst

We talked about people who should have less Self Esteem, Skid Mark Sightings, Male Gynocologists are Weird, My Dad Sent Me Broken Glass, What is a Handjob, Disability Awareness.

We go through a ton of missed connections in multiple different states

We talked about how ASMR is for perverts, Dumb White Girls, Diablo 4, The Pacifier ft. John Cena, Weird Dreams

We watched Fast X... 8/10 Flaming Marble Bombs. See you in 2 years for the sequel

We give unsolicited dating advice and a lesson on spanking. You're Welcome

We talk about Nikos Honeymoon and Lucs "Sasquatchless" Hike, Kid Farting on the Plane, More Fatphobia, Niko Doesn't Think Women are Pilots, Nikos Mom Makes a Guest Appearence for her Birthday, Everyone at the Orlando Airport is Dead Inside

Can you guess the secret code in the title? If you do scream it in the comments or at your neighbor. Tell your friends. Please. If you have any. If you dont. Tell your dog. And he'll tell his friends. We spent no time creating this garbage for you. You're Welcome.

Niko is on vacation so we recorded some trash for your listening pleasure. We tell one word stories. That's It. If you don't like it then you start a podcast. Kick rocks. Unless you like it. Then tell your friends. Please. Teary Emoji.

We use ChatGpt to tell stories because writers are on strike. #writersguild #getajob #scabwork

We talked about the Gays, Fat People being Handicapped, Old Lady in a Sun Hat Ruining My Life, Luc Likes Elephanys, Mercury is Scary, Are All Cassandras Fat?

Special Guest Cheyenne a.k.a Discosuperflyy joined us today to explore some missed connections! We had an absolute blast! Follow her at all of her socials! https://linktr.ee/discosuperflyy

It's me Chris Pratt star of the new hit movie Mario Bros. This week on the Beefy Bros they talked about butt stuff and farting. Gotta Blast -Chris Pratt(Not really Chris Pratt)

We watched a movie 7.5/10 Damn Dirty Apes