Bedknobs and Broomflicks

This week, we're going full Fungus! Linda found out how to properly pronounce Chiwetel Ejiofor's name...and still fails miserably; Jane misses having a story with substance; and we learn that Linda would be a 7-11 dark fey. Join the witchy gals as they cover the 2019 Disney film, 'Maleficent: Mistress of Evil.'

This week, the ladies talk about the third installment in Sarah J. Maas's Throne of Glass book series, Heir of Fire . Join them as they discuss their love of the bait beast Abraxos(!!!!), unsweetened grandmas, and valgina dentata. Also, Jane lays down a challenge with very high stakes. Sorry, we know it's long, but listen-in to hear the best way to prepare a juicy, tender, bit of fae man.

In this episode, the witchy duo discuss Maleficent, starring the beautiful (but too skinny, if you ask Linda. Eat something, honey. I'm worried about you) Angelina Jolie and the adorable ball of sunshine, Elle Fanning. They also ask important questions, such as: Why didn't Maleficent just curse the King's d*ck? Why don't they ever use the Queen's name? Was the crow guy kinda super friggin hot? How...

We're covering Disney's 1959 animated classic, Sleeping Beauty ! We discuss Maleficent's magnificent style, the unappreciated Queen, the importance of socializing children, and our new mascot, Merryweather - the fairy in blue.

Today, Jane and Linda are discussing the second book in the Throne of Glass series by Sarah J. Maas, Crown of Midnight . They talk about the book's witch character, Baba Yellowlegs, and the story so far. Jane catches us up with a synopsis of the first book, Linda talks about all the feels, and Jane struggles with the demon on her shoulder that tells her to spoil everything that's coming up in the...

In this episode, we discuss Studio Ghibli's animated treasure, 'Spirited Away' Also, Linda discusses the difference between her cat Kami and the Shinto Kami, Jane talks about past challenges for anime lovers, and we unintentionally pick a fight with Jeff Bezos. What's the worst that could happen? Thanks to Diana Koehm for sharing the article!

Join us this week as Linda throws shade at Supernatural and gushes about how wonderful Unnatural and Mirka Andolfo are; Jane researches decomposition and shows off her amazing kitty voice; and they both talk about the amazing comic series, Hex Wives. We need more, Ben Blacker!

Jane and Linda discuss the SyFy Channel movie House of the Witch. Is she really a witch? Are the diner's ketchup bottles haunted? Why can't we be watching a Lavalantula movie instead? Why aren't Linda and Jane famous and powerful screenwriters yet? Listen for answers to all these questions and more! Also, you can thank your editor, Donnie, for a new Linda-less feature in our show! Stay tuned at th...

In what I believe is our best episode yet, Jane tells us all about the accused witch, Katharina Kepler, who also happened to be Johannes Kepler's mother, and Kristin tells us all about the heroic, legendary pup named Judy! Heads up: Judy may have actually been a mythical creature. Jane wants you to know that she misspoke about the male/female trust ratio. It should be the opposite - 3 women to 1 m...

Okay. I'm not going to lie. This is mostly tangents. We're sorry, but we think they're still entertaining! We also manage to share some of our favorite parts and quotes of the book as well as our Riders of the Apocalypse names. What's yours? If you can, please vote for us at https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50/ and send us a screenshot or just tell us on Twitter (@Broomflicks) and we'll give you a s...

Jane covers Witchy History with Kitsune, the fox familiar of Japanese folklore! She also talks how to expose and handle Okami. We introduce our awesome friend, Kristin, to the podcast as she covers Wojtek the Bear. Wojtek was a cigarette-eating corporal and mascot in the Polish 2nd Transport Company, which later became the 22nd Artillery Supply Company.

We covered the amazing television version of a beloved classic by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, 'Good Omens.' This is lucky episode number 13, wherein Linda is dying from a sinus infection and forgets how to word (and no, Dave McKean was not involved with the opening credits sequence) and Jane prophecies Linda's impending doom at the hands of Jane's beloved CW. Listen in to learn some behind-th...

Hey, there! It pretty much sucks right now, we know. So join us as we self-medicate with some Monty Python! We also talk about Jane's new running method and how amazing Mel Brooks is. Plus, Linda gets pretty dopey and calls Eric Clapton "George Clapton." Wanna chat? Hit us up on Twitter @Broomflicks! Wanna support us? Send us a screenshot of you voting for us and/or Cage's Kiss on https://podcastm...

In this episode, Linda and Jane are joined by Arielle (@AirBubbles) the master cosplayer to discuss the Disney classic, The Little Mermaid. Join them as they talk about how Divine (yes, THAT Divine) inspired the appearance of Ursula, how the castle most definitely has a phallic shape, and why it sucks to grow up with a famous Disney name. Stay tuned at the end for a promo from the Lady Justice Pod...

Jenny tells us all about the pioneering meme cat, Grumpy Cat! AKA: Tardar Sauce! Yes, she's ascended to a higher plane, but this is a celebration of her life! If you'd like to check out and/or support Whisker City, here's their link: https://www.whiskercity.com/ For more amazing kitty pick-me-ups, check out Haggis the  Scottish Fold: https://haggisthecat.tumblr.com/ and his cousin, Monte: htt...

Join us as we discuss the movie version of Stardust, starring Claire Danes, Charlie Cox, and Michelle Pfieffer! This is a very special episode. Not just because we get to briefly discuss Red Dwarf and thought of briefly having man-bits - but because we have our first guest! And she's awesome! It's Sunni from Book of Lies!

Join us this week as Jane shares a historical bedtime story about a woman accused of being a witch, Jenny brings us down further by talking about a very rad (but lonely) tortoise, and Linda brings us back up by talking about boobies and turtle sex! Promo for our friends at Friends and Flayers and a shoutout to our buds at Origin of Speakcies! Check out the Galapagos Conservancy here: https://www.g...

This week, we’re covering our first book in the show! It’s a beloved book by one of our most beloved authors – Stardust by Neil Gaiman . Join us as we discuss a little trivia and our favorite and-not-so-favorite parts of the story, and gush about how amazing Neil Gaiman is. By the way, have you been watching the DC shows on CW? Because God damn it Jane has.

In this episode, Jane talks about the first recorded instance where a person was executed for witchcraft (warning: it's a huge downer) and Jenny tells us about the pigeon who saved 198 men in WWI. Linda discusses pigeon genitalia? To adopt a pigeon or a dove or just to give money to an awesome organization, check out Palomacy at https://www.pigeonrescue.org/

This week, Jane and Linda discuss the final movie in Argento’s Three Mothers Trilogy: Mother of Tears (2007). Linda discusses the oogyness of directing a nude scene of your adult daughter and Jane shares her concern over ghost blueballs. Also, we talk about how amazing Moran Atias is. Keep listening at the end for a promo from our friends at Drunk Dish Podcast!

Join us as Jenny talks about our Favorite Familiar: Bear! Bear is a dog with OCD. This means he's not the greatest dog for cuddling. However, it also means he's an amazing, heroic dog who has been able to find and rescue koalas in Australia. She also shares a way that you can help koalas who have been affected by the wildfires. Check it out!

This week, we continue our conversation on Dario Argento's The Three Mothers Trilogy with Inferno (1980). Linda discusses words that bother people and stupid b moments in movies. Jane fawns over the perfect witch. We tried to stay positive.

Linda wants to start 2020 right so she comes clean and confesses an embarrassing secret. Also, the girls decided they were too harsh with The Knight Before Christmas and decided to discuss what they like about the movie. I hope you don't love Milo & Otis, because we're about to ruin it.

Join us as we discuss the first in Dario Argento's Mother Trilogy: Suspiria. We talk about the benefits of having a room for your barbed wire and how stupid-hot and awesome Joan Bennett was. Sorry for the audio issues. We promise the sound quality is better in our next one.

Happy Holidays! Linda and Jane watched The Knight Before Christmas so you don't have to!  Listen as Linda spotlights the amazing, talented Ella Kenion and Jane explains the #NotAllKnights movement!