Bear Attack

It's a review of the Disney Plus show. It's very fun. It's very attacky. Enjoy!

Ready for another Bear Attack Radio? Just in time for Halloween and the release of the deluxe edition of Welcome To Horrorwood, here's our favorite tracks from the incredible sequel to Ice Nine Kill's widely popular Silver Scream. If this doesn't get stricken for copywriter, then go show INK some love!

Well, on this one we literally talk sh!t. Honestly, it's an unhinged in-person hangout. The goal was to review truck stop bathrooms, but you gotta hear about these killer elk! Sorry about the echo.

What happens when a fictional, cartoon band from Adult Swim's Metalocalypse puts out real albums? They keep giving it the same name apparently. We've reviewed Dethalbum I and by request we're doing Dethalbum IV. Dethklok is known for being surprisingly good for a joke band. Is that enough to sustain the Bears' love through their career though? If you give a 5-star review with who y...

Publicly available for the first time: Polar Bear's punk-cowboy take over of Bear Attack Radio! That's all I got for a description, I haven't listened to since its exclusive released. --Blitz P.S. 9/11, never forget.

Do you have an ex-girlfriend who makes you afraid of the dark? But enough about Blitz, here's our interview of The Band CAMINO's new album! If you give a 5-star review with who you want to be king of the podcast, we will read it on the show and your vote will be counted!  https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/U...

This one is more like a "come hang out with us" kinda episode. Oh we still review things; the US Government, summer blockbusters, gay dates, the return of corona virus, and even old ladies' fish art. Man, if that doesn't pique your interest, we've got nothing for ya! If you give a 5-star review with who you want to be king of the podcast, we will read it on the show and your...

Welp, we watched it. Indiana Jones 5. The Dial of Destiny, and all that. Truly one of the movies that has been made. Of all the Indiana Jones movies, it is technically one of them. If you give a 5-star review with who you want to be king of the podcast, we will read it on the show and your vote will be counted!  https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/...

Please welcome to the show for the first time ever: Owl Bear and Olly Bear! Owl Bear (Jordan) is the lead song writer in Blitz's band while Olly (David) is Polar Bear's BF and certified based video game enthusiast! We're thrilled to have them on to rip into the iconic game DOOM (2016)! So load that shotgun, turn up the music, and crack open one of the cold ones and then rip out its hea...

While trying to fill in the gaps between things to review (Panda didn't want to have to see Transformers 7 and Blitz refused to watch Indy Jones 5), we where struck with genius! "We should do an elimination bracket of all the fast food chains we can think of!" However: we couldn't name a winner. It was too close. So it is up to you now, dear listener. Please vote for your pick fo...

Eddy 2Gs returns with an album review! Powerwolf makes Bear Attack history with this album, but I don't want to spoil the episode. Let's just say, we've never had a review like this. . .

In a world where post-pandemic movies are usually either stale reworks of done-to-death genre tropes or virtue signaling tripe, some where concerned that the new Dungeons and Dragons movie would be both. On top of that, D&D's parent company was facing the possibility of a fan boycott leading up to the film's release. So was it any good? We have an answer for that! If you give a 5-star...

What's up, mother attackers?! Actually, scratch that, don't attack mothers. Especially not mama bears. This is a very fun Bear Attack Radio where we show you songs that have very very similar parts. We have unreasonably similar solos, unique instruments used the same way, and even a gang vocal that "Ghostbusters" may have ripped off. From Paramore vs Godsmack to Christian pop-pun...

A while back Panda showed Blitz the famous Mel Brooks' masterworks Spaceballs and Men In Tights. We recorded their reactions and it's been our biggest YouTube video. Here is our second attempt to capture that magic, lol!

The sacred birthday Q&A returns! We did both Sams, Polar and Panda, on this one. You can hear them open up about misconceptions people have about them, what the go to theater snack is, which conspiracy theories they love, love to hate, just plain hate, and more!

Hello Attackers, your probably looking at the title and saying that's not a Mel Brooks product, you'd be right! Shocker to no one our priorities changed, on this episode we review ABR's new album Death Below. The big question is does Polar Bear attack this one as hard as he did Guardians? Also Gare Bear returns with his wistful insights. P.S. we promise the Mel Brooks episode is coming...

After almost 9 years, Skrillex has finally put out another full length album. But not just one! And we made Panda listen to both of them! Was it torture? Did we poke the bear too hard? With he go full grizzly on us? Like the Zelda sample on the song "Tears", you'll just have to "LISTEN!" If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bea...

We had to do it! We attack Cocaine Bear! Nothing else needs to be said.  If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg https://anchor.fm/bearattack BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com

Polar Bear titled his file for this one "We Came as Space Force". Should I have named it that? It definitely rolls off the tongue better.   Anyway, we briefly review the history of Saint Valentines Day. Here's the video we watched for that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNl9coLI9f8 We watched Steve Carell's Space Force show on Netflix so you don't have to! But if you want to watch it anyway...

Welcome, Attackers, to our first episode as a review show! Long have we struggled to come up with a focus for Bear Attack and we think this just might be it: three large, hairy, film school friends rip apart media offerings! And what better to start off with than the universally panned Velma?  Following that we recommend three cover songs: Lyric Noel's "Rain On Me", Chris Daughtry and Lzzy Ha...

Guys! This is Blitz. I haven't heard this episode yet as Panda is our primary editor. And I forgot to upload it, sorry. I feel like I've written several descriptions like this. Anyway, I think we just kinda brainstormed the future of the podcast on the podcast. Should be fun, I had a good time. I never remember anything. 

You've probably heard some 2022/new-years podcasts, but have you heard any with Red Panda and Gar-Bear?  Like every year, we look back on the movies, tv-shows, and music the year blessed (or cursed) us with. And we continue the latest trend of censoring nothing except the word "c*ck". Because it makes us laugh. Also, Red Panda and Gar-Bear join us! If you give a 5-star review, we will read it...

Holy F**k Ballz! Can you believe this is our 100th episode! As a Thank you to ourselves and you guys we assembled a compilation of our greatest hits and reacted to them live! Please Enjoy & Cheers to 2023 and 100 more episodes of this dumpster fire! As always follow us on socials and check out Bear Attack on YouTube or email us at bearattackpodcast@gmail.com

It's a grand tradition: the annual Bear Attack Christmas radio show! Grab a peppermint mocha, check your lists twice, and jam to great Christmas music with us!   If you give us a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg https://anchor.fm/bearattack...

We know, we know, it's been a minute since we've done an artist spotlight.... (editing the Linkin Park spotlight nearly killed Panda). However today we head to the land down under and breakdown *Pun intended* the career of the boiz from Byron Bay, Parkway Drive. So sit back relax.... ah who are we kidding it's freakin' Parkway move your body, break stuff & give yourself a good bangover!!! Enjo...