Bad, News Bears

Octavio and Emily are joined by Amanda and Dayvid from Won Nothing podcast to bring you Halloween stories!! Amanda tells us the story of the origins of the checking your kids candy then she tells us a mysterious story about an an animal attack. Dayvid tells us about the Bunny Man and his bridge. Emily tells us about a roomate who hears her friends being attacked. Octavio brings us two murderous st...

Octavio, Will, and Emily bring you the news! Have you ever mistaken a dead body for halloween decorations? What kind of car would you steal to get to your exotic dancer interview? Would you fake a medical emergency to get out of paying your restaurant tab? Does Johnny Yates actually live there? What is an Au Pair? Why does Aruba have a Statute of Limitations on murder?

Emily, Part time Josh and Octavio bring you the news! Ozempic is making Wal-Mart lose money? Did construction workers find El Chapos money stash? An African lawyer is arrested after going 26-0. Can little kids handle horror movies? Whats your favorite scary movie? Palestine vs Israel who's side are you on?

This week Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news. We keep Spooktober alive with a lady in a well story and discuss Harry Dicks. Emily talks about drugs and where to get them, and has some questions about war. We were interrupted with some breaking news in the Middle East and some consequences to the nation wide emergency alert. Finally, our Top Story of the Week brings us to the spooky capita...

Josh and Heather from the BarrowNormal Podcast join Octavio and Emily to bring you the news! The Barrows start us out with some creepy tales from their lives then we dive into a group of criminal teens chased down by police hounds, Josh tells us a story about a family with a haunted doll and Heather goes into how Stormy Daniels is haunted. Does 87+13 mean anything to you? Do you have a vendetta ag...

The Oso Malosos, Will.i.am, and Senora Queso bring you the news! We have an update to the alien mummies from Peru and a new conspriacy about those super cheap deals for national cheeseburger day. Some people shouldn't be parents and emergency personnel shouldn't leave their keys in the vehicles. Is Elon Musk doing a good thing with neuralink? HOW DOES A WHOLE F35 GO MISSING?!?

Part time Josh, the Oso Maloso, and Senora Queso bring you the news!!... kinda. We out here doing things a little different this week, although we are still talking about current news stories we are focusing on the conspiracy side of what's going on in the world. Were the Maui fires started by the "Elites", is the Tiffany Gomas that was interviewed by TMZ the same woman from the vira...

Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! A Florida woman tests the boundaries of both speed and intoxication with amazing results! Fun fact: if you make fun of a man's penis size he may get mad. Also if you are going to murder someone, don't leave a voicemail to your mom. We discuss how people practicing yoga confuse people and how much you liquor you can drink for free before getting...

Octavio and Emily bring you the news! This week its just the two of us but we still bring just as much nonsense in the news world as usual. We talk about being stuck at burning man and for some reason we still have to talk about the fact that RENTAHITMAN.COM isnt real. Whats the best way to conceal a weapon? Apparently Leprosy is something to worry about in 2023 and please dont post your crimes on...

Emily, Will, and Octavio bring you the news! Bob Barker got as close as he could without going over and a 36 year old murder gets solved and BTK is back in the news as a top suspect in a 47 year old murder. Brazil is all progressive and an Oklahoma brother is charged with his sisters death and sharenting makes us mad. Top story this week is all about being a bad neighbor. Oh and also apparently af...

Octavio, Will. and part time Josh bring you the news! This week we talk about California's first hurricane and a woman douses herself in diet mountain dew to tamper with evidence. Part time Josh brings us way down with a medical story that is proabably the worst thing we have ever heard. Are aliens taunting us? This weeks tops story is all about how a Family Feud contestant really hates his wi...

Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news!! Join us as we talk about the Montgomery brawl and what happens when you threaten the POTUS on social media. We also talk about spider boners and falling cheese and drugs in the ocean. We finish out strong with a story of just the worst thing that can happen while cutting your grass!

This week we have the one and only Tom from the Order of the Fly and Cadaver Pudding as our guest! Join us as Senora Queso and the Oso Maloso tell Tom all about the dangers of choking the chicken and pissing someone off thats holding a flag pole or getting in the way of an old man who just hit a hole in one. Meanwhile Tom tells us all about physical media going the way of the dodo amd he finishes...

Part time Josh, Emily, and Octavio bring you the news! We start off with an update about a missing alabama woman then we talk about the shady actions taken against the SAG/AFTRA protestors and of course Emily brings us way down with an incredibly sad story about a flash flood. We wrap up the episode with a tale of two car thiefs and Texas' new unethical law regarding water breaks.

Emily, Will, and Octavio bring you the news!! This week a 15 year serial killer mistery was possibly solved! We also talk about a missing woman in alabama who was found after we recorded the episode plus theres a real cheeseburger in thailand. Mumble rapper gets got and a missing baby is found.

Octavio, Emily, and special guest JJ from This is the life podcast bring you the news! this week we have a conversation about a woman who wanted off a plane because she saw something she couldnt explain. We also talk about a guy missing for 8 years and a nurse who went above and beyond and a cop who went above and beyond and another nurse who went above and beyond but then didnt.

Join us this week as Will, Emily, and Octavio bring you the most up to date headlines in the news. What happens when you shotgun a twisted tea with an alligator attached to it? Or walk down the boardwalk at Yellowstone and tempt fate by taking a dip in the thermal pools. Also lets discuss who in their right mind would rob someone via bicycle but then add them as a Facebook friend. All of that and...

SURPRISE!! Octavio, Emily and part time hero Josh bring you the news! On this bonus episode of Bad, News Bears we talk about a cop shooting at some kind of white suv 14 times then we talk about an un-bear-ably cute intruder. On the more serious side we talk about the short lived coup by the Wagner group against Putin himself along with a story about some drugs found at a daycare. We finish out the...

Octavio, Emily, Will, and Josh bring you the news! This week we have a very special ocean themed episode and as you can imagine we go ham on the tragic story of the Titan submersible. However we also cover shark attacks, whale attacks, china attacks and attacks on human decency. #FREEPIA

Octavio and Emily are joined by Rev from Occultured after Dark podcast to bring you the news!! This week we bring you another viral video of yet another gps fiasco! Rev starts us out with a game of Florida or somewhere else and then Emily brings us down with a serious story about a discarded baby. Octavio tells us about a very expensive blind date and we finish out strong with Rev telling us about...

Join Octavio, Will, and Emily as we discuss the modern day Dukes of Hazzard, how to fit 8 inches of eel up your butt, and how the South might still be racist. Later we discuss why making your own plane isn't recommended, the sex Olympics and where to sign up, and finally how to become a "nullo". All this and more on this episode of Bad, News Bears!

Octavio, Emily, and Josh bring you the news! This week we cover airplane woes and good boyfriends along with a dumb gang of car theifs which leads to discussions about tik tok trends, we also talk about pizza slaps and end out the episode with a dumb way to get caught for a crime.

Emily, Octavio, and Will bring you the news! This week we cover some dummies who do dumb things like a dog who was speeding, and a woman who thinks she's hot shit. We also cover an airplane in plastic wrap then we learn about the benefits of Netflix and close out the episode with a lesson about never trusting your wife.

Will, Octavio, and Emily bring you the news! This week we bring you less doom and gloom but still some doom and gloom. Join us as we talk about Detective Covid, a horrific sleepover, a vacation gone wrong and some robbers that got off on the wrong foot. We also talk about the sensation of a fruit roll up and we wrap things up with a story about a horse.

Octavio, Will, and Emily bring you the news! Its technically our hundredth episode which is wild and to celebrate we brought the doom and gloom! This week we talk about a horrible grandmother, a horrible situation on our borders and a horrible uber customer. We also talk about horrible russian parents and a horrible situation if you're a cop in Hawaii. We finish out strong with a horrible stor...