Avocado Toast

ranking bible characters by aura - Ep98 04.05.2026 1:00:41 ↓

we have a new mixerrrrrr, and our voices never sounded better. grab your energy drink and kill this monday!

angry indian - Ep97 27.04.2026 1:04:00 ↓

lets have ourselves a day shall we? grab your favorite energy drink and enjoy episode 97

a man who dies his entire life, lives more then the man who doesn't - Ep96 20.04.2026 1:13:12 ↓

HAPPY MONDAY MORNING we hope you enjoy episode 96! but make sure you stay tuned for episode 100. . .

sweat treats - Ep95 13.04.2026 1:00:26 ↓

Good morning from the boys at avocado toast lrc. Do yourself a favor and listen to this episode with your choice of energy drink.

Icks women should have - Ep94 06.04.2026 1:19:06 ↓

happy tusday im tired and u prolly are aswl.

depression software - Ep93 30.03.2026 1:00:18 ↓

pls stand by

lets get glazed - Ep91 23.03.2026 1:11:08 ↓

WELCOME BACK LOGANG!! we hope your monday isnt making you want to END IT ALL this morning, and HOPEFULLY we can help!!

pros, cons and a racist hans - Ep90 16.03.2026 1:30:02 ↓

this weeks espidoes had alot of twists and turns! you CANT miss it! well you could miss it but then you would have a worst and most badst week

shorts at the bottom of the pond - Ep89 09.03.2026 48:40 ↓

we hope you all have an amazing day and enjoy episode 89

EP88 RE-UPLOADED 03.03.2026 42:39 ↓

spotify is trying to quiet our voices and remove or episodes, BUT WE WILL FIGHT BACK!!

what came first, Canada or the slaves? - Ep87 23.02.2026 56:59 ↓

the boys have had a rough week but WE WILL BE BETTER NEXT TIME!!

tyler thinks he YE - Ep86 16.02.2026 1:11:35 ↓

another guest, youll never guess who. . .

dear friend of the pod - ep85 09.02.2026 1:12:32 ↓

We have a special guest on the show that you may or may not remember from past episodes. We know him and love him, and so will you. Welcome to episode 85!

minor red flags - Ep84 02.02.2026 1:15:29 ↓

are we going on a train with the AT listeners? or mabye we talk about some minor red flags or mabye we have a best friend contest. . . OR MABYE ALL OF THAT AND MORE! ON EP84

the five p's - Ep83 26.01.2026 1:00:26 ↓

kinda a wild ep83 but we will try to tone it down next week.

what do people care about? - Ep82 19.01.2026 1:03:33 ↓

no we dont get politcal and we dont talk about things people dont actually care about.

florida - Ep81 13.01.2026 1:10:22 ↓

its late, but its here, dont miss this lore heavy ep filled with landon and tyler saying alot and making amazing insights into our own lives

Adolf Stoltzfus - Ep80 05.01.2026 58:08 ↓

this episode is NOT one of our best moments.

womens vollyball and small disappointments - Ep79 29.12.2025 53:08 ↓

No filters. No safe takes. No apologies. Episode 79 of the Avocado Toast Podcast kicks the door in with reckless opinions, dark humor, and conversations that probably should’ve stayed off-mic—but didn’t. From hot-button topics to brutally honest stories, this episode lives right on the edge of funny and unhinged. If you’re easily offended, this is your warning. If not, press play and enjoy the cha...

your thinkn of a dadgum mermaid - Ep78 22.12.2025 1:03:28 ↓

seventee ate recordings of the great MINDS, dont take for granted wich is granted the ones who have wished

mass weenie stabbing - Ep77 15.12.2025 1:19:40 ↓

bahdah bing bahdah boom we are back for another FIE ep

tyler starts smelling his new boss - Ep76 08.12.2025 1:26:37 ↓

we have blundered and stumblured but atleast we have you guys to tell it all to, peace and love

Dear Diary- Ep75 01.12.2025 1:29:05 ↓

75, 75, oh how long this podcast has survived

tylers blind date and black friends - Ep74 24.11.2025 1:11:50 ↓

idk why we thought this was episode 75 but that just goes to show how EXCITED we are to KEEP CHOPPING WOOD AND DROPPING HEAT!

the bucket and heavy sucide watch - Ep73 17.11.2025 1:11:08 ↓

this episode is not one of our bests sadly, we aim for a more clean and less sugestive morning show. . . pls grab your grains of salt and get to lickn