ASTRO SLUTS

For Quickie #5, Aubrey and Dani dive into the mythology of Lilith and what the Black Moon represents in your birth chart. While Lilith has been demonized in the past for rejecting the patriarchy, in 2022 we love her! This placement is all about finding autonomy and standing your ground against men and whatever else is in your way. The Sluts reflect on their own Lilith in Libra placements and go th...

A listener with a Scorpio sun and a Taurus moon and rising wants to know how to balance the deep, emotional connections they desire with their flighty Venus in Sagittarius. The Sluts give recommendations on how to lean into fun, adventurous energy as a way to deepen romantic connections. Dani suggests holding out for someone that makes you less scared of commitment and Aubrey gives some silly and...

For Quickie #3, a Libra writes in asking if there is any correlation between mercury retrogrades and a past situation-ship... with a PISCES ofc. The Sluts can definitely relate to having crushes on mediocre people! Aubrey and Dani go through what areas of the listener's life the Mercury Rx affected and how to trust the universe is giving you what you need. As a final piece of advice, Dani reminds...

On Quickie #2, an ASTRO SLUTS listener writes in to ask how to approach a date or anyone who is dismissive of astrology. Aubrey and Dani talk over a few ways to justify astrology and some ideas on how to win the skeptics over. But at the end of the day, being closed off to what other people are into is a big red flag in itself. So if your date shames you for liking astrology... thank u, next! SHOP...

Down for a quickie? ASTRO SLUTS is debuting a series of mini episodes to answer more listener submissions! For Quickie #1, a listener wonders about the astrology of 'Zillenials' (those babies born between '95 and '98ish) after realizing they have a Gen Z placement: Pluto in Sagittarius. Dani and Aubrey discuss the difference between inner and outer planets and if being a Zillenial is similar to ha...

Oops! We did it again! We just couldn’t stay away, sluts. Thanks to our friends over at Barriere, we’re back with one final episode of szn 3, for real this time. This week we give advice to a double capricorn stellium couple (how brave of them) then dive into rising signs. We dig into the traditional ties that rising signs have to physical appearance, discover each sign's power color and what that...

Grab your goggles and swim suits - it’s a pool party! We’re sharing how our double date went and recommending how a Virgo listener can make friends in a new city. Since it’s our last episode of the season, we’re leaving you with some ideas on how each sign should practice self-care and where to look in your birth chart for new ideas on how to take care of your whole self. We also reflect on the pa...

Gather around the campfire, it’s getting toasty this week. We kick things off with life updates and advice for a couple who’s been together 10 years, but birth charts aren’t a match at first glance. Then, we get into twin flames and share our thoughts on this highly controversial and often toxic karmic relationship type. For skinny dipping this week we discuss toxic relationships, how to recognize...

Get out your stationary, sluts! We’re writing letters home. This week we throw it back to our childhood summers and Aubrey reads a desperate plea from 2010 for their parents to pick them up from camp. A Sag moon listener asks for advice on staying excited in long term relationships and we discuss the difference between butterflies and anxiety in budding relationships. During our education segment...

Happy Pride, sluts! This week is all about queer astrology. We kick things off with astrological background on what makes Gen Z so queer, hint: you can thank Pluto, then dive into advice for a listener looking to navigate crushes on multiple people. For our education segment this week, we discuss monogamy and non-monogamy through the signs, planets, and houses then get into our personal experience...

Dust off your middle school dance costumes! It's time for the camp talent show! This week we give advice to a listener who is ready to release herself from the shackles of men, then dive into this week’s education segment: finding your talents in your birth chart. We cover the four angles in your chart - ascendant, descendant, IC and MC plus the Part of Fortune. In skinny dipping this week we disc...

There’s a meteor shower this week at camp Astro Sluts! We kick off the episode with a run down of what you can expect from the Saturn retrograde and give one of our listeners advice on going (or not going) long-distance with their boo. We’re getting into the ‘bonus features’ of your chart this week with a segment on the asteroids plus how to locate and understand them in your own chart. For skinny...

From summer flings to summer loving yourself we’ve got you covered for the season! We kick off the episode with some reminiscing on summers past then hop into advice for a capricorn listener. This week we’re diving back into relationship astrology with synastry and composite charts, we discuss the different aspects you might find in your charts and what they mean for your relationships. We close o...

Welcome back sluts! It’s going to be a SLUT HOT SUMMER and we’re here to guide you through all of it. To kick off summer camp we’re updating you on who we’re bunking with 👀, giving one of our listeners dating app advice, and getting into the astrology of besties. As always, we’re keeping it real with our new segment skinny dipping. This episode we discuss the most important relationships we all h...

happy astrological new year, sluts! we’re ringing in aries season with an overview of the new year from lunar to solar cycles and inspiring you to live cyclically. we’re doing some spring cleaning during LIGHTS OUT and ending the season strong with another wacky mystery date.

it’s movie night!🍿 today, we’re talking chiron and how you can use your chiron placement to further your ‘hero’s journey’ then we dive into classic slumber party movies. in classic astro sluts fashion we over analyze the astrological placements of our favorite characters and discuss all the bs we learned in rom coms in this weeks LIGHTS OUT. plus an uber game of creepy mystery date!

This week we’re pulling a raven baxter and exploring our destinies with the north and south lunar nodes. We discuss how they affect our birth charts, the current sky, and our past, present, and future relationships. For LIGHTS OUT we’re finding purpose without a partner and close things out with a mystery date made for three. Speaking of… we've got accidental throuple updates! 

This week is all about sex. From sleeping with the signs to asking for what you want…make sure your airpods are connected for this episode. We give advice to a listener who ‘accidentally’ got themselves into a throuple and close out this episode with a ‘slippery’ mystery date.

This week we’re putting all the pieces of your birth chart together from signs to planets to houses.  We also cover chart rulers, more on compatibility and a quick run-down of Anna Delvey’s chart for anyone else overly invested in Inventing Anna. This week on LIGHTS OUT we’re talking ‘missed connections’ AKA getting ghosted and close it out with a listener submitted Mystery Date.

Get your birth chart and notebook ready! This week we’re taking you through all 12 houses and giving you a peek at how our placements affect our love lives. We also chat transits, romantic timing, and how to correctly read your horoscope. On LIGHTS OUT we discuss making friends as an adult and close things out with a game of mystery date.

Happy Valentine’s Day sluts! We’re kicking the episode off with a cringe-worthy game of Would You Rather, then diving into all the planets and what they could mean for your love life. Pull up your birth chart to follow along and get ready to take extra notes on your venus sign - just in time for Valentine’s Day! We close things out with a LIGHTS OUT discussion on marriage and a two-faced mystery d...

Grab your pjs and sleeping bags - we're having a slumber party!  To kick off season 2 we’re giving you an update on what we’ve been up to since we last spoke, hint: spiraling. Astro school is back in session, this episode we cover mercury and venus retrogrades plus the elements, modalities and MATH. In our first LIGHTS OUT chat we talk about getting tested, using protection, and the importanc...

It’s the season one finale of Astro Sluts! What would a wrap up be without some superlatives?! We’re crowning every sign from best dressed to most likely to have a secret family 👀  In this episode we’re also taking you through our iconic Halloween night and what Scorpios should keep in mind to be a good partner. Plus, a little surprise to close out the season strong. BOOK A READING WITH @AST...

Need the perfect spot to impress your new aries crush? We’ve got you. This week we’re cycling through the best date ideas for every sign. If you’re in Chicago you’ll love this episode, we’re naming a few of our favorite local spots and even have your date night outfit picked out for you. We kick the episode off by spilling more stories behind our Bingo charts and answering a listener question on a...

Happy Scorpio szn sluts! The Bachelorette is back and we’re diving deep into our leading lady, Michelle Young’s chart, plus the charts of her standout suitors. Find out who we think should get the final rose and who could be here for the wrong reasons... But first, we’re dealing with fire signs when they're wrong (spoiler: don’t) and tips for this hallo-weekend’s Sun square Saturn. TRANSCRIPTION C...