Apples and Oranges

We’re joined by pessimistic optimist Kal Teaux. And in this episode, folx, Jack covets Matt’s wishing stone...  BUT NOT BEFORE THE TIME SAFE OPENS!

Improv funnyboy Sebastian Martinez joins us to discuss his junior prom and the Planet of the Worms. 

Multi-hyphenate Carly Kline joins us to discuss her new one-man show and Cleopatra’s bathing habits. 

In this episode, Rahul Telidevara gets a job at a craft store while Matt battles the gods.

We're joined by comedian James "Golden Voice" Donlon. He premieres his rendition of Happy Birthday for our assistant Copernicus, our intern Taylor, and for all you cats and dogs out there.

In this chonky episode, we debut our crawnchiest guest yet: Luci Dunham. We go extra chonky this week, delving into crawnchy topics like Luci’s debut. Folx, this one’s air-blasted with extra crawnchy bits with our guest Luci Dunham making a chonky podcast debut.

Comedian Jess Elgene joins us, Tom Holland, and his friend group. 

Morgan Bramwell joins us to discuss moms, pigs, and Jack’s origin story.

Comedian and Lo-fi producer Colin Paul (AKA Crab Attic) must face off against the hosts, his roommate, and the scheming and conniving Lofi Girl. Check out his new EP What Is Going On

We test Sam Selesnick’s fear tolerance with the help of our gross co-hosts Foofy and Spoofy. TW: Leakage 

Reigning champion and Jack’s Borat -style “wife” JD Roberson returns to thwamp and dig up childhood trauma. 

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In this episode, Molly Winiarski joins us to answer the question, “Can Matt and Jack’s router handle three laptops on a single Zoom call?” No. 

In our first episode since graduating from college, friend, improviser and future AI cohost Alec joins us to discuss post-grad plans, lever placenta, and of course: poop!

Comedian Aditya Mayya and his massive wingspan join us as we slowly rebrand as a right-wing podcast.  

We’re joined by writer and performer Olivia Vitarelli to chat Zac and the pod’s recent acquisition. This episode's SludgeQuote© is “Breaking records for gettin drank.”

Dear Peasants, Friend and filmmaker Bradley Kaufman defends massages and his character from the elegant flourishes of a butterfly knife.

This episode, we’re celebrating our 50th episode and are joined by: NO ONE! Fun and games ensue. Thanks for listening!

Comedian and New York’s bitch Lauren joins her brothers in kin to discuss celebrities who befriend children, and the age old question: is this bad?

Newlywed comedy couple Maxim and Lee talk marriage, Purdue Pete, and shit, re: Lea Michele.

Our friend Makaio Toft joins us to discuss sinking in, walking on, and getting abducted from bodies of water.

PEGOT-winners Grace Bragdon and Brennan Keeley return to relive their horrible, hubristic failures during last year’s tournament and maybe, just maybe, learn something.

In this episode, viral sensation Matthew Silver gets down to brass tacks, grabs life by the horns, and battles the evils of greed and power (as represented by your blushing hosts).

In the climactic conclusion to our yearly debate tournament, Brennan Keeley, Ian Reid, Mackenzie Jaquish, and JD Roberson go head to head for a chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oranges Champion, Jack Reichert for co-host Jack’s hand in marriage… and one of them does! Thanks for listening and have a happy new year!

In this very special episode, we welcome back eight of this year’s fiercest debaters. They go head to head to win the highest honor in Apples in Oranges history: Jack’s hand in marriage. Featuring: Grace Bragdon vs. Brennan Keeley, Ian Reid vs. Rahul Telidevara, JD Roberson vs. Ryan Wentz and Mackenzie Jaquish vs. Lukas Arnold. Who will advance for the chance to debate the reigning Apples and Oran...