Anti-wave

Have you ever wondered what happens to a brain when it’s been pickled for 100 years? Fortunately, your hosts can provide a very accurate demonstration. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss AN AMERICAN PICKLE, and share their top 5 time travel movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be an immigrant in 1919 Ameri...

For the longest time, Ira thought “Dueling Banjos” was a sex act. Join Robert and Ira as they go into the birthday vault and discuss the classic DELIVERANCE for Ira’s birthday pick, and share their top 5 river movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wanted to shoot the roaring rapids in the deep South with three close buddies, but a toothless...

For years, Ira sided with the Germans in WWII because he thought they were called Jew-boats. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss GREYHOUND, and share their top 5 ocean movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever commanded a battleship in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean during World War II with the enemy firing a barrage of torpedoes, as your ster...

Little known fact: all war movies are metaphors about preventing STDs. We all need to stop the crabs from invading! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE OUTPOST, and share their top 5 under siege movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been stationed in a distant military base, run by incompetent leaders, and about to be overrun by baddies,...

Do you like guns, violence, betrayals, and lots and lots of rape-sex? Then you’re gonna love this week’s episode! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA, and share their top 5 mob movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you ever what it was like during prohibition with all the bloody violence, murder, backstabbing, greed, and lots...

How important are your social media subscribers? Would you lie to keep them? Would you kill to keep them? Would you be willing to take off your clothes and turn around slowly…? If so, Ira may want to set up an arrangement. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss UNSUBSCRIBE and share their top 5 mysterious stranger movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you...

Have you ever heard the expression, ‘if these walls could talk?’ Ever wondered what they would say, especially if you murdered your first wife, and the AirBNB knows what you did?  Join Robert and Ira as they discuss YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT and share their top 5 Kevin Bacon movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you ever let your wife die, and then you marri...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a black Vietnam Vet? You’d get to call everyone ‘Blood’ and know all those cool handshakes… Find out in this week’s episode!  Join Robert and Ira as they discuss DA 5 BLOODS, and share their top 5 male bonding movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been a black soldier fighting in Vietnam, an...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be married to a hot starlet and, while you have your dick balls-deep into Christopher Walken’s ass, she walks in? Find out in this week’s episode! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss NATALIE WOOD: WHAT REMAINS BEHIND, and share their top 5 mysterious death movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever...

When Ira and Robert were abused as kids, they never got the benefit of learning to play a musical instrument… unless you count the skin flute. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE PERFECTION, and share their top 5 musical instrument movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been a cello player who has lots of demons and is jealous of another...

Unbelievably, this week’s movie is all about a naughty school superintendent who does very bad things and provides some ‘bad education’ … And not a single nudie scene in the whole thing! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss BAD EDUCATION, and share their top 5 Hugh Jackman movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been an extremely successful sch...

The only time Ira said, “Wow, I’m so high!” was in the third grade when he was on a seesaw. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss HAVE A GOOD TRIP: ADVENTURES IN PSYCHEDELICS, and share their top 5 Fred Willard movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you want to know what it was like when a bunch of your favorite celebrities tripped out on hallucinogenic dr...

This week’s episode will make you puke more than Morgan Spurlock on a tummy full of McD’s. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss SUPER SIZE ME 2: HOLY CHICKEN!, and share their top 5 food movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you really want to know what you’re biting into when you have that Grilled Chicken Sandwich at Burger King, then this podcast is fo...

True story: Ira and Robert once kidnapped Johnny Carson, but it ended up with the both of them getting a scorching case of herpes. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss KING OF COMEDY, and share their top 5 Martin Scorsese movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever tried to break into comedy by playing the kidnapping card, then this podcast is for...

Robert has been dumped so many times, his high school nickname was ‘Lost Girls.’ Join Robert and Ira as they discuss the Netflix film LOST GIRLS, and share their top 5 kidnapped movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been a tough-ass mother with a questionable background, whose hooker-daughter went missing, was frustrated with the inept polic...

When Ira was in high school, he ran for student body president. It marks the only time in election history that someone lost an election with negative votes. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss the HBO documentary KILL CHAIN: THE CYBER WAR ON AMERICA’S ELECTIONS, and share their top 5 election movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wanted to...

House hunting can be stressful. And for one couple, it’s a fucking weird hellish nightmare kind of stressful. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss VIVARIUM, and share their top 5 metaphor movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to look at a home in the suburbs, but they’re all alike, and you can’t escape the neigh...

Pieces of bat shit mixed with some other creature in a wet market in China spread to a human which resulted in a virus that causes a shitload of global deaths, not to mention the global hoarding of toilet tissue. See, that’s timely because it’s both this week’s movie and also what’s been happening for the past few months… Join Robert and Ira as they discuss CONTAGION, and share their top 5 Matt Da...

Since the 2020 plague has kept everyone off the track, we thought we’d spend this week getting down and dirty with a flick from down under. Kick it into overdrive as Robert and Ira as they discuss the Netflix streaming GO KARTS, and share their top 5 race movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been a kid with a single mom, tried your hand at...

Imma let you finish, but first I want you folk to listen to two white dudes as they talk about my bitch Taylor Swift. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss the Netflix streaming documentary MISS AMERICANA, and share their top 5 cinema legs.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you want to know about a skinny singer and her mom, her politics, her friends, her wei...

Sex, abortion, bleeding, pregnancy, religion, homophobia, postpartum depression, and same-sex-multi-ethnic marriage. Oh my! Yup, just the kind of movie that appeals to two straight white guys. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss SAINT FRANCES, and share their top 5 nanny movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been an aimless girl who got preg...

This week, it’s all about teasing, taunting, and humiliating the shit out of a friend. That’s what Robert does to Ira every episode. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: THE MOVIE, and share their top 5 prank movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you want to know all about four goofy but lovable pals who put each other in awkward-as-f...

Aww, poor little Shia. So what if his old man belittled him and hit him? Dude, get rid of your silly daddy issues, grow a set of balls, and get over it! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss HONEY BOY, and share their top 5 autobiographical movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you want to know all about a punk actor who has anti-social issues, smoked pot...

It’s time once again for the annual gathering of the beautiful people to pose, smile, wave, and strut. We thought it was the gay pride parade… This week, Robert and Ira are joined with film professor Eric Swelstad as they discuss THE ACADEMY AWARDS. And, as if that’s not enough, they also discuss the Netflix short WHAT DID JACK DO? Since it’s about a talking monkey (yup, David Lynch is at it again...

This week’s movie has made a lasting impression on Ira. He cannot stop thinking about a high school cheerleader as she tosses her baton. It goes high in the air, and so does her short skirt. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss A FACE IN THE CROWD and share their top 5 corruption of character movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been a guita...