An Evening In The Aughts

Time changes perspectives because M & K have had it with Troy’s priorities. Join them as they discuss Troy and Gabriella’s bland relationship, Chad’s graphic tee shirts, and the infamous golf course rage dancing scene.

We're back with more Gossip Girl!!! M&K judge and discuss the next GG episode of szn 1. There's a pregnancy scare at Constance! They talk about how Rufus has too much screen time, Chuck's gross turtleneck and even grosser attitude, the minions' hats, if Serena and Blair should really be friends, and how you really can't spill secrets to a Humphrey

M&K talk about the popular teen show "The Vampire Diaries." They talk about their favorite characters, how the main actors got cast, if they're team Stefan or team Damon, the way Elena cries, unpopular TVD opinions from the Internet, and their love for Klaus. A little celeb news is discussed at the end so don't miss out!

M&K recap season 1, episode 12 of Gossip Girl. They discuss how the high school students didn't get into more trouble for breaking into the Constance-Billard school pool, the scene where Lily emulates Rose from "Titanic" (Rufus wishes he could be Jack), how annoying it would be to have Vanessa following you around with a camera, and how they surprisingly relate to Dan wanting to rat everyone out b...

M&K discuss the first Christmas episode of Gossip Girl--and they have mixed feelings. They discuss why the Constance girls choir chose to sing "Santa Baby", Vanessa's unfortunate outfits, Dan not being grateful for a Patek Philippe watch from Serena, the pity they feel for Rufus being rejected by not one but two women, and the biggest question--where were Serena and Lonely Boy's parents on Christm...

Join M & K as they go back to the early 2010s and critique Will & Kate’s wedding. Hear K talk about her dislike for Camilla, M & K get concerned about a fruit cake wedding cake, and the general sweatiness (but beauty) of the royal wedding.

Join M&K as they discuss the first Thanksgiving episode of Gossip Girl! They discuss why Lonely Boy traveled all the way from Brooklyn to Manhattan to get 2 pies, why we don't trust Alison, how Lily was the star of this episode, why the term "Turkey Day" bothers us, and so much more! They also discuss a little celeb and royal family drama--specifically the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle interview....

M&K rewatch and the iconic DCOM "High School Musical". The obsession is real!!! They talk about their favorite songs from the soundtrack, Drew Seeley singing for Zac Efron, Sharpay's excessive use of sequins, their own experiences with high school drama club, why the science club would ever give Troy his own rooftop garden, how Troy didn't realize his breakdown was being live streamed via 2006 web...

M&K discuss Blurr’s 17th birthday bash and all the drama that came with it. They talk about the beginning of Chair, how awkward the Guitar Hero friendship scene was, and the potential issues of your boyfriend having a girl BFF (looking at you, Vanessa and Dan). They also learn the true names of Nate's parents but decide to continue calling them Admiral and Melanie, and reluctantly show their suppo...

Join M & K as they dissect this crazy episode involving Melanie (or is it Ann?) Archibald, Rufus in a nice striped sweater, Cedric and Dan watching R rated material, and Blair’s burlesque ‘moves’.

M&K rewatch Gossip Girl Season 1, Episode 6. They discuss their distain for the newly introduced character Vanessa, her wardrobe, and how she is a bad friend to Lonely Boy. They also talk about how they would be pumped to go to a masquerade ball, how bold lil J is now, Nate's Phantom of the Opera mask, and why it is strange for Dan to pretend to be shocked by a GG post. They also have a moment of...

Join M & K as they recap the 5th episode of Gossip Girl. Listen as they cringe at everything Rufus, marvel at how these teens are able to get into bars, and discuss a little celeb gossip at the end.

Join M & K as they recap episode 4 of season 1 of gossip girl! They talk about the laid back appeal of Carter Baizon, how delicious pork and cheese is, and as always, Rufus’ leather choker necklaces.

M&K share their thoughts on season 1, episode 3 of GG. It's Ivy Week!! They discuss the children's choir rendition of "Glamorous" by Fergie, if it's Lincoln Hawk or Lincoln Heights, which Ivy League school they would choose, the many leather chokers of Rufus Humphrey, the questionable fashion choices of Blurr, Lonely Boy's angst, and some current celebrity gossip with a weird tie to Gossip Girl. 

Join M & K as they bash Chuck Bass, critique Blair and Serena’s 2000s style, find out Chace Crawford’s age while filming, and get irrationally angry at Rufus Humphrey!

Hey upper east siders, Gossip Girl recap here! M&K rewatch the "Gossip Girl" pilot episode from 2007.  We discuss the likes of Serena, Blurr, Chuck, Nate, Lonely Boy, Lil J, and Rufus. We also get nostalgic about the songs featured in this episode, discuss how Brooklyn is still an expensive place to buy a loft, the outdated clothes, and our disgust for Chuck Bass. Come join us for another evening...

M&K discuss their favorite weird celebrity couples of the 2000's. We recount the relationships of Alanis Morissette & Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Simpson & John Mayer, Macaulay Culkin & Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson & Jack Antonoff, Sandra Bullock & Ryan Gosling, and Joel Madden & Hilary Duff. At the end of the episode they talk about KimYe's divorce, the famous Lorde and Jack Antonoff Powerpoint, and...

In our third Potter episode, K and special guest H recap the 2004 film, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban". We discuss the Pillsbury Doughboy commercial jazz music used several times throughout the film, how Aunt Marge is Miss Trunchbull, Snape's eternal #ootd (a woman's Victorian funeral cloak), what our own bogarts would be, the trauma Ron probably suffered after realizing his life with...

M, K, and special guest H, discuss an aughts holiday classic! Here they ask themselves if the Grinch is in fact running around naked, why M & H had weird crushes on the Grinch, and why the Who's are the real villains of this story. 

M&K continue Potter szn with a recap of the 2002 film "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets". They discuss yet again how awful Harry's life at the Dursley's is, how Dobby is misunderstood and deserves rights, Lucius Malfoy's platinum mane, what it would be like if we could go inside our diaries, Draco's jealousy of Ron and Harry's friendship, and why 12 year old Hermione always ends up saving t...

Join M&K as they pick apart another Gossip Girl episode and decide that Allison has filled the role of most annoying character (Rufus gets to take some time off), talk about the disappointing debutante dresses, and discuss how they see right through lonely boy's schtick of being a sad poor boy from Brooklyn. Stay tuned also for some more celeb gossip!

We kick off the holiday season with the first Harry Potter movie! We discuss what house we have been sorted in, why Snape gets way too much credit,   and why we ship Harry and Hermione. Join us, for an evening in the aughts!

Happy Halloween! In this episode, M & K recap the 2005 Disney Channel Original Movie Twitches. They discuss the excessive layering, wannabe Sweet Home Alabama haircut, and after the re-cap, some spooky stories. TRIGGER WARNING (starts at 1:04) there is a spooky story with possibly triggering content, though we don’t go into details or get graphic.

M&K recap the 2001 Lizzie McGuire Halloween episode, "Night of the Day of the Dead". They discuss the fashion choices of this episode, why they would trust Lizzie's parents with their lives, what life was like during their own middle school years, and how watching the same movies or TV shows over and over is probs normal. 

M & K recap some of the best Halloween episodes of the golden age of Disney Channel. They recap an episode from the amazing show 'That's So Raven' and an episode from the fun 'The Suite Life of Zack and Cody', talking about how expensive San Francisco is, how mean girls used to be portrayed on Disney Channel, and the amazing fashion of Maddy and London from Suite Life.