Altered Judgement

In this "CrossCast" special, the boys from Altered Judgement join the Happy Losers podcast for a deep dive into their worlds. They discuss the "mathematical formula" for the perfect amount of pre-show liquid courage, the struggles of maintaining a "beard identity" (and the dangers of shaving it off), and the transition from filmmaking and music into the podcasting spa...

The episode kicks off with a game called "That Could Be a Strip Club," where the hosts brainstorm how innocent business names like "Crumbl Cookie" or "Happy Zone" could double as adult entertainment venues. The conversation then shifts to a live attempt to "Split the G" with a glass of Guinness, leading into a trip down memory lane about AOL chat rooms and the "ASL" (Age/Sex/Location) era. This na...

In this episode of Altered Judgement, Joe, Alex, and Pat are back in the studio and joined by a very special guest: Chef Nick Clare. The guys dive deep into the world of content creation, the importance of supporting local mom-and-pop businesses, and the personal journeys that led them to where they are today. From heartfelt discussions about mental health and fatherhood to a local pizza review fr...

In this special episode, the ladies take over the studio to dish out the "unaltered" truth. From a disastrous Malort shot challenge and 40th-birthday health realizations to the infamous "Mushroom Pizza Incident," no topic is off-limits. Expect plenty of banter about marriage, the struggles of adulting, and why they might just be better at podcasting than the men.. Episode Chapters: [00:00] Introdu...

The crew welcomes Khamila of Kitty on Top Bartending to discuss her journey from working a corporate job to building a mobile bartending empire. They explore the challenges of starting a business right before a pandemic, the importance of high standards in the hospitality industry, and the creative process behind her organic simple syrups. Between the business talk, the group samples a "gauntlet"...

We had so much content from Episode 6 that we couldn't fit it all in one episode so we introduce you to the "last call" episode. The last call label will be applied to episodes generated from main episode shooting but not quite enough to warrant their own numerical title. The hosts of Altered Judgement dive into a variety of topics, starting with humorous observations about the "pink tax" and the...

In this episode of Altered Judgement, hosts Joe, Alex, and Pat dive into the extraterrestrial. The episode begins with some housekeeping regarding past fan votes and a charitable donation to Harley's Haven Dog Rescue. After a mysterious "intermission" involving some alien visitors in the studio, the guys return to discuss their favorite sci-fi movies and assemble their ultimate survival teams for...

Welcome to the debut of Altered Journeys! We’ve officially stepped out of the studio to bring you our first-ever "VlogCast". At the core, we are still the Altered Judgment crew you know and love, but we’re taking the conversation on the road. In this series premiere, Joe and I tackle the Perkasie Ale Trail—exploring the town’s best breweries, one pint at a time. Stay tuned until the end to see Pat...

In This Episode:The Shot Heard 'Round the Studio: Watch as three grown men lose their dignity in real-time. The Pop Star Paradox: Our taste buds were so traumatized we somehow managed to confuse Rebecca Black with Carly Rae Jepsen. (We’re sorry, Carly. We’re sorry, Rebecca.)The Chicago Badge of Honor: Roasting the world’s most hated liqueur while acknowledging that we have finally earned our strip...

Welcome to a refined yet reckless session of the Altered Judgement podcast. In this episode, we lean into our new identity as Distinguished Degenerates—bringing you high-class commentary on the lowest-brow topics. From the historical accuracy of medieval cannabis to the structural integrity of toilet paper, Joe, Pat, and Alex dive deep into the things that truly matter. We also take a wild call fr...

2025 was just the warm-up. 2026 is the real deal. We spent our first three episodes listening, learning, and leveling up. Now, we’re proud to present Altered Judgement exactly how it was meant to be seen and heard: • Perfected Audio 🎧 • Refined Visuals 📺 • Pure Energy 🔥 This is the standard. This is the identity. This is Altered Judgement. Grab your favorite beverage, get comfortable, and enjoy...

Part two of our Altered Holiday Special. We jump right into it with our Lets Talk Holiday Edition Segment. We then have an Epic Holiday Movie Showdown where we crown the Ultimate Holiday Movie... In our Opinion. We follow it up with something you won't want to miss and you see a side of Joe you may never have thought you would. We toast to 2025 and give it a proper send off! (With a bang) Then we...

Part one of the Altered Judgment Holiday Special. We handle some housekeeping and announce our contest winners! Joe makes an apology to a special listener. We let you know what's to come on this epic holiday endeavor. Thanksgiving traditions, and an extremely sus injectable butter are talked about. We address the struggles our beloved Philadelphia Eagles are having. Black Friday just isn't the sam...

Welcome to Altered Judgement ! We finally hit the record button, and it immediately goes off the rails. Episode Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro: Welcome to Altered Judgement 00:01:00 Origin Story: From the Parking Lot to the Mic 00:04:34 Hockey Talk: Flyers vs. Senators Recap 00:05:30 NHL Standings & Early Season Surprises 00:08:12 Shootout Strategy & Bobby Brink 00:09:44 Engine 19: The Dogfish H...