Abject Suffering

Abject Suffering 158: The Ooze 12.09.2016 31:33 ↓

The ultimate lesson of this tech-demo stretched to full game is "be yourself." Also, if any viscous substance crosses our doorstep, we'll immediately start talking about ejaculate.

Abject Suffering 157: Catechumen 05.09.2016 42:10 ↓

Nick Glauber joins us this week to talk about a misguided Christian FPS that's so bad, it makes us physically ill and destroys our computers. Special Guest: Nick Glauber.

Abject Suffering 156: The Adventures of Rad Gravity 29.08.2016 40:15 ↓

The only "rad" thing about this game is its name, but there might be something worthwhile here. Also, orbs. Orbs. Orbs.

Abject Suffering 155: South Park 22.08.2016 53:37 ↓

It's a game that will make you physically ill, and ideologically queasy!

Abject Suffering 154: Warlock 15.08.2016 35:19 ↓

Thus begins a strange new fascination.

Abject Suffering 153: Boogerman 08.08.2016 33:30 ↓

Of all the games to break the top 10% of things we've covered for the show, how in the world is "Boogerman" one of them?

Abject Suffering 152: Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This at Home 02.08.2016 34:18 ↓

It's our most upsetting episode opening to date!

Abject Suffering 151: Sonic the Hedgehog Spinball 25.07.2016 41:16 ↓

Up Next: The Christian spinoff, Sonic Sinball.

Abject Suffering 150: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 18.07.2016 41:47 ↓

An infamously bad redemption. Thanks for being with us for 150 episodes!

Abject Suffering 149: Holy Diver 11.07.2016 46:23 ↓

Evan Jones Thorne, you've been down too long in the midnight sea. Oh what's becoming of me. Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean... Oh don't you see what I mean. Gotta get away... Evan Jones Thorne. Special Guest: Evan Jones Thorne.

Abject Suffering 148: Kids on Site 04.07.2016 34:59 ↓

The Forces of Evil are bolstered as Fruit Man joins their ranks, with his demonic possession meat puppet Dizzy and their plaything Nuts.

Abject Suffering 147: Space Station Silicon Valley 27.06.2016 37:32 ↓

In the warmth of Derek's reign, we must still suffer through this inventive, sublime, but outdated wreck of a game.

Abject Suffering 146: Buck Bumble 20.06.2016 41:50 ↓

Bump to the boom to the boom to the bass, bump to the Praise Derek!

Abject Suffering 145: X-Men: Mutant Academy 13.06.2016 43:05 ↓

Jeremy Greer joins us to talk about the least-inspired X-Men game since the NES one. Special Guest: Jeremy Greer.

Abject Suffering 144: Charlie's Angels 06.06.2016 33:20 ↓

Basic brawler leads to banter about 'bate'n.

Abject Suffering 143: Iron Man and X-O Manowar in Heavy Metal 30.05.2016 44:02 ↓

Did they think we wouldn't notice? They take this incomprehensible Z-tier superhero and group him in with everyone's favorite rascally tycoon... Despicable. The first half of this episode is business as usual. After the music, we talk about Captain America: Civil War at length. The dividing line for spoilers is clearly marked.

Abject Suffering 142: Lagoon 23.05.2016 39:10 ↓

Muddy Waters, get out of my foundry!

Abject Suffering 141: Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue 16.05.2016 53:31 ↓

Superstar guest Jenni Polodna joins us to talk about new ways to open sardine cans, ASMR, and Wild Horse Rescue. Special Guest: Jenni Polodna.

Abject Suffering 140: Skeleton Krew 09.05.2016 31:14 ↓

More "K"s than a Mortal Kombat fan konvention. Also, another isometrik klusterfukk.

Abject Suffering 139: Hudson Hawk 02.05.2016 44:14 ↓

A love letter to falconry and harp.

Abject Suffering 138: The You Testament 25.04.2016 49:35 ↓

A bold and unpredictable creative culmination.

Abject Suffering 137: Day Dreamin' Davey 18.04.2016 49:41 ↓

Will Hughes of the AV Club joins us to talk about Christian Slater, and we spend a little time going on an incredibly mundane flight of fancy with a kid who came unprepared to school. Special Guest: Will Hughes.

Abject Suffering 136: Haunting Starring Polterguy 11.04.2016 27:17 ↓

To install the Haunting screensaver, just should "Polterguy!" three times.

Abject Suffering 135: Duke Nukem Forever 04.04.2016 31:28 ↓

At last we find it, a game that's not just underwhelming... but also actively evil.

Abject Suffering 134: Aerobiz 28.03.2016 38:41 ↓

Brayton Cameron joins us to talk about the fast-paced breakneck twitch action of Aerobiz, featuring a demo for Koei's new breakout strategy jam: Nobunga's Ambition. Special Guest: Brayton Cameron.