Abject Suffering

Abject Suffering 283: Inbred with Rednex 04.02.2019 44:48 ↓

Welcome to the worst.

Abject Suffering 282: Mario is Missing 29.01.2019 29:21 ↓

Did you know Francisco Franco is most famous for being "stuffy"? MARIOFACTS.

Abject Suffering 281: Stretch Panic 22.01.2019 46:37 ↓

You remember this as a quirky tech demo. In reality, it's a game about pinching boobs.

Abject Suffering 280: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties 14.01.2019 46:18 ↓

Maximum baffling. Maximum repugnant.

Abject Suffering 279: Off-World Interceptor 07.01.2019 38:10 ↓

The weirdest creative Hail Mary we've ever seen a studio throw.

Abject Suffering 278: Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill 01.01.2019 32:40 ↓

Socks the Cat disappeared after refusing a subpoena from the Starr independent council. He reappeared in Argentina as El Gato Calcetinas.

Abject Suffering 277: Willow 24.12.2018 53:49 ↓

We throw Gary a bone and talk about Willow for a long time. I'm no happier than you are about this.

Abject Suffering 276: Gundam Wing: Endless Duel 17.12.2018 48:55 ↓

It's a classic Abject Suffering showdown! Gary is extremely apathetic toward Gundams, while Kole is mildly apathetic but remembers liking them in the past. Catch the clash!

Abject Suffering 275: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 11.12.2018 41:14 ↓

This episode has kind of a big round number, so we gotta bring out the big guns... including one of our favorite Wikipedia sentences ever.

Abject Suffering 274: Chiller 03.12.2018 48:27 ↓

A new contender takes the GameFAQs Gold crown.

Abject Suffering 273: Double Dragon V: The Shadow Falls 27.11.2018 37:13 ↓

Oh No, It's Another Boring 16-bit Fighting Game!

Abject Suffering 272: Primal Rage 19.11.2018 38:08 ↓

Listen to Kole fail Gary's test at naming a good dino.

Abject Suffering 271: Angel Adventures 12.11.2018 44:52 ↓

Imported from Norway, it's one of the few iOS games we've covered on the show!

Abject Suffering 270: Techno Cop 05.11.2018 39:22 ↓

From the people who brought you Perish Hard, Last Blood, and Angry Max.

Abject Suffering 269: Sailor Moon: Another Story 29.10.2018 48:51 ↓

This might surprise you, but we think Sailor Moon is cool and good. This game, however, is very very bad.

Abject Suffering 268: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends 26.10.2018 51:42 ↓

The title is a lie. Rocky and Bullwinkle have no friends.

Abject Suffering 267: Overblood 15.10.2018 37:01 ↓

It's a very strange, little-known survival horror game. And Kole doesn't like it at all, which is strange.

Abject Suffering 266: Nintendo World Cup 09.10.2018 43:04 ↓

Action sports with a martial edge, dropping soccer bombs on an endless goal.

Abject Suffering 265: Sword of Vermilion 01.10.2018 44:32 ↓

Is it green or red!?

Abject Suffering 264: Our Failing Bodies 25.09.2018 43:41 ↓

An episode of Abject Suffering that's about suffering.

Abject Suffering 263: Donald Duck: Going Quackers 17.09.2018 51:40 ↓

He's too angry to articulate how angry he is, which just makes him angrier. He is the architect of his own perfect Hell.

Abject Suffering 262: Dune 10.09.2018 44:10 ↓

An adventure/strategy hybrid game that's less painful than the Gom Jabbar!

Abject Suffering 261: Neutopia 03.09.2018 47:31 ↓

Absolutely shameless.

Abject Suffering 260: Dynasty Warriors 3 27.08.2018 49:55 ↓

A beloved series, and a beloved genre of game which doesn't care about making you want to play it.

Abject Suffering 259: Rockin' Kats 20.08.2018 53:50 ↓

The delightful comedian Carolyn Main joins us to talk about an NES grappling hook game.