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Goth, slut, choir girl, figuring out who you are is tough work! We take a winding journey through Catholic school to the legit pissed-off 90s, with a pit stop in Annie's journal.

It's Abbey and Annie with a quick VM (Voice Memo/Voicemail/Virtual Matriarchy) to all TP companies. Response required immediately.

Scheming teens use creative methods to exert their independence and DO WHAT THEY WANT. Some have fun, others discover they should spend their lunch money on…lunch.

Pushed to the brink, girls show their loyalty and defend their honor with a good, old-fashion slap and a hair pull.

Girl Scouts, Jews, Happas, and the World Health Organization. Teen travels lead to shenanigans, hook-ups, and a little bit of learning. Don't forget the Deet!

What's the key feature of your body that teens enjoyed bringing to your attention? Abbey and Annie discuss body judging, name calling, and of course, pubes.

It's Abbey and Annie with a quick VM (Voice Memo/Voicemail/Virtual Matriarchy) about the first Democratic Debate. Did you watch?

In episode #1 Abbey reveals the mystery of her boxes of secret letters. These stinky blasts from the past provide encouragement to FLIRT, FLIRT, FLIRT. Annie Kennedy joins Abbey to explore flirting and that singular momentous moment - the First Kiss.