A Cynical Optimist

A smaller dive into how my brain works. A top 10 list of 90s first crushes, but I give you my version of that same list. The decline of Western civilization, punk chapter and finally we are grassroots but I want this podcast to be better for you, the listener.

My cell service went down but it’s ok cause AT&T gave me a 5 spot. The movie based on the popular phone blackberry was fucking great guy! Ironically all watched on its biggest competitor the iPhone. Where did temu get all its money from? You can buy so much for so little money it’s like Taco Bell in the 90s!

I still have some more questions about the 1999 hit song back that azz up. Movie review heavy pod today cause that is just what happens sometimes. I discover my own insecurities on the podcast! But that’s good cause this pod is sometimes about growth and change for the better and all that good stuff people post as a story for inspiration that we swipe over! Finally, cancel culture over?! Let’s see...

Do you ever look around and think “I’m done here” well if you haven’t you might eventually. A marvels review that I go easy on just in case Brie Larson listens. Moneyball movie review which is too 5 for me in case Brad Pitt listens. I finally found the letter we have been waiting for!! And also the song back that ass up is a mating call for us!

In the Apple Vision Pro max DVDA worth the money? There’s a line we don’t cross and you know it when you hear it. Jay Z seems himself worthy of judging all music. Boygenius live up to their names. People think Texas will be a warzone. But we already used all our vacation days at work so….

My most awaited movie review on the little giants! Elmo was always a good friend. YouTube thinks I needed metal help when all I wanted was a Pepsi. Nepotism isn’t bad but you need an asterisk by your name.

Welcome back to the worlds number 1 under produced podcast! Follow your dreams and I’ll support them! I’m winning in the battle against mucus. Finally, imagine cashing a check for showing up to school!

Is the world crumbling around us? Maybe but let me give it to ya the way I see it! You can now watch people die on insta but also there are good things to see. The algorithm is making us all the same!

We get into the best thing to kick off the year the man himself Katt Williams. Are bars just adult house parties? As a nation are we failing because if cups?!

New year! And we are getting over it and through it my guy! Last ep I was cynical and jaded but now I’m cynical and back to optimistic! I review movies I know you’ve seen like maybe 2 of. YouTube camping videos and developing photos from almost 20 years ago!

Excuse my jadedness as I go over all the events that took place this year!

Do you remember your best Christmas gifts? Do they actually sell camping gear in Europe? Why are we posting to much about our personal business just so we can roasted in the comments. How real was Santa to you growing up?

A little lottery talk cause I don’t know how to start podcasts most of the time. How would you go out if it was your last day? Let’s stop being chicken little and be more chicken actual when it comes to possible disasters. I feel like your Spotify wrapped or Apple replay should be a form of identification.

Puff Daddy is a modern day Jekyll and Me. Hyde. All I ever want to do with the rest of my life is bits. And I have the perfect movie that explains that. Not a scammer I just crush a lot. The studio green lit another mouse movie. And finally I will donate as long as I don’t have to look at anybody in the eyes!

Will thanksgiving or Black Friday even exist in 10 years or will it be 2 long months of Christmas? I have a story in which I star in a late 90s movie about a pest of a mouse and me! How we have our differences but in the end only one of us ends up dying. Finally, the one the only my music for the year on Apple Music (not Spotify) but my podcast wrapped (with Spotify)!

Happy thanksgiving from the cyni opp himself! Maybe I was wrong about the rock for president. Remembering my grandmother. And I discover I had ADHD and now I’m seeing HD! We learn in real time how bull shit articles are!

Finally getting over this month of sickness. The pod is all over the place but what’s new! Some how I have the utmost respect for the one the only Carson Daly. Battle of the sexes will never end. Especially if one is allowed to grab your genitals in public. Some show reviews to close out this glorious podcast!

As per usual I banter of the unimportant but you’re here so it’s not all bad! Creed has a comeback while dvds are gone forever! I’ve got a question on some restaurant etiquette. The marvels receive the most hate of any marvel movie. Why?

I step up my percentage of this podcast by making this a 3/8s blink podcast. I’m sure that’s the wrong measurement but follow me! R.I.P to one of the funniest guys in the 90s Matthew Perry. I can’t dress up for Halloween but people definitely don’t need 3 costumes. Would people accept dick print pants?

Old dad’s movie review! Never do it this early in the pod but why not! When we were young festival I’m sure had a advil and icy hot booth. Bananas going extinct could crumble the crime family that is Jamba Juice!

Last week was rough and you’ll find out why. Bigfoot footage was decent but I’m still not 100% convinced! SNL came back which is great right? I don’t know but let’s see a little bit more effort in the strip club!

What I’ve learned turning 34 which isn’t much but it’s something. Emergency alert goes off during podcast! What are they planning?! Tupacs murderer caught? Yeah right! Finally, I become a doctor with a self diagnosis!

What’s your phone etiquette? Movie review for the machine and no one can save you! Memes are resurrecting creed and Kevin James!

New blink album on the way! Mexico trying to pass antique shop purchases off as aliens. More blink talk cause why not? And a little Mandela effect talk cause again why not

Side hustles that you could just buy at the store. Why would they just clone random celebrities. I started talking about the new iPhone but then went somewhere completely different but again you know what you were gonna get when you tuned in!