A Book and A Bev

Well buckle up your lab coats because this week two thirds of the podcast cover the Star Wars fan fiction turned fluffy rom com that is the Love Hypothesis. And Ellie sits alone in the corner with her tits out to assist anyone with a flat tire. Don’t ask questions because we don’t have answers.  Join us as we compete in ready steady cook with Edward Cullen and that ranga called Jeremy. New episode...

Welcome back to another episode where we go down under and dirty with this fang banger, The Serpent and the Wings of Night by Carissa Broadbent. Your hosts are dodging our FMC’s squirting in chaps, Briony is confused on if we want to fuck our fictional dad, Ellie is making her children compete for her affection in the hunger games and Georgia is just minding her own business while we find out what...

Sorry.. did you say you wanted age gap romance? An older man who’s financially stable? And…. A cum loofa? Well then look no further, this week A Book and A Bev are covering Penelope Douglas’, Birthday Girl.  There’s slip, slop, slapping, wet humping, Better Homes & Gardens, wet melons and vagina splinters. We all end up confused by the general Brady Bunch vibe at the end of the book but hey, w...

Welcome everyone, to a podcast you may or may not be offended by.  This week your hosts are talking about demon children, different types of tacos and biting headboards while we cover Verity by Colleen Hoover. Were we distressed? Were we confused? Were we questioning the thought process of every single character in this book? The answers are all yes.  We’re looking into antics with coat hangers, s...

Your hosts Georgia, Briony and Ellie are back this week with a Q&A episode answering all your burnings questions. We have gone through the archives and pulled together some of our best (questionable) work for your enjoyment. If you thought our normal episodes were unhinged... Find us on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube @abookandabev

Welcome to our first Dark Romance novella! That’s right, we’re discussing the ins and outs of squirting, knife play, penis piercings while we cover The Dare by Harley Laroux! Your hosts get up close and personal with spread labias, consuming semen and getting flemmy, your hooha being used as a wax melt, being filled like a gas tank, coughing up ‘children’ and somehow still manage to mention Jesus...

Oh baby - this week we are ready to be exclusive with Icebreaker by Hannah Grace. We’ve got Ellie awkwardly reading you hardcore smut, a weirdly timed reference to Georgia’s Yr 12 Drama class and Briony is trying to give you your 13th reason with non-stop references to the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. You’re welcome. Of course it wouldn’t be an episode of A Book and A Bev without your co...

We are bleeding love all over the floor Leona Lewis style, raw dogging our brothers in Christ and going into our most emo of emo phases with some Arkemical romance.  Join the girls as they discuss book two in Jay Kristoff's Nevernight series, Godsgrave.   Music Reference:  - HOLY FVCK album by Demi Lovato   Fan Art:  @Polarts_  @Gonzalom.art  @Morgana0anagrom  @Damien.in.the.den for @atouchofmagic...

Suns out, bare bums are out.  It’s time for book two in the Bridge Kingdom series by Danielle Jensen aka the Traitor Queen. Sick. Join your cohosts Briony, Ellie and Georgia as the err to the side of anal, take a ride on Jack Black the camel, encounter a bare baboon butt in the wild and discover our FMC’s love for screaming during coitus. Noice. Also shout out to Koala’s with STD’s. Music ref...

Your favourite book gals are back taking on the literary classic that is Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon. There’s discussion of world leaders, lizard people, double pronged appendages and an instructional “how not to guide” for those needing guidance with the female anatomy. Listen along with the girls as they fall in love with the giant, blue, ribbed alien and the fluffiest of romance tails…...

Welcome to one of our most diabolical episodes yet. We are finishing up the series with Kingdom of the Feared by Kerri Maniscalco. Are we happy about it? No. Did we still do the episode? Yes. You are welcome. There are versions of floorboards, high school musical, a questionable amount of tight penetration and a girl in who 20’s having the misplaced confidence of a middle aged white man. If that d...

Welcome back!!!  We’re so grateful to all of our listeners and to say our thanks, we’re back with a NEW SEASON OF A BOOK AND A BEV!! And what a better way to start off than with the heart breaker herself, Colleen Hoover.  That’s right, very fittingly, we’re covering It Starts With Us. We’re treating Ellie like the dirty street rat she is by forcing all the feelings down her throat. We di...

HAPPY 2023 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! We’re kickstarting our year with the FINALE of Kingdom of Ash. No one said this final episode would be pretty, we’re dealing with the sun baby from Telletubbies, maeves burn book & step up 12, the final dance battle. We’re taking a short break after being broken by the Throne of Glass series. We’ll be back at the beginning of Feb for more of your FAVOURITE content 🤍 M...

Welcome to our second to last episode of A Book and A Bev for 2022! We’re going out with a bang covering our third part in the KOA marathon.  This week we cover a variety of traumatic aspects of KOA, from tiny wyvern whores, shitting in catapults, Lorcan tap dancing morse-code on Elides vag, giant men with wackamole penises and to top of it, a special mention to our old pal Aston Kutcher. Eve...

Well we really wish we could tell you that we pulled it together for this episode but in unsurprising news...we did not.   Its part two of Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J Maas.   We have references to Queen Elsa aka King Dorian, a shout out to the only female prime minister in Australian history, Aelin living her best life on a flamingo floatie and an honourable mention to the tent that is Yre...

No one is emotionally prepared for this weeks trauma bomb. You’ve been warned. We would like to say that this episode is one of our more serious ones, given the circumstances, but that would be a lie. We bring you trauma, pain, elderly men with dry skin, Rowan’s inability to function at a bare minimum & Elide wiping his ass with Lorcans shirt. We don’t know how we got here - how we’ll continue...

Welcome back to another episode of your most depraved book podcast. This week we are wrapping up Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. From Chaol’s third leg (which doubles as a pogo stick), followed up by the unholy trinity of problematic men, and finishing off with a very unfortunate encounter with a duvet - we hope you will stick around. Don’t forget to rate whenever you listen to us, and tune in ever...

Strap in for a short, sharp and shiny episode as we cover part 2 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. It’s a surprisingly aggressive episode given we discuss a book about emotional and physical healing. Briony nearly gets into a brawl over Nesryn’s singing ability, Ellie is on a rampage to destroy everything related to stale lettuce and Georgia is actually encouraging petty theft by stealing peoples...

Tune in for this weeks episode of A Book and A Bev where we take a magic carpet ride to Antica as we cover part 1 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. Your co-hosts butcher ever name in sight while also horrifically ruining our association with a childhood toy. We also meet some more fictional men that blow our socks off (shout out to Sartaq) while stale lettuce controls to roll out of our good books...

Your favourite podcast is back this week covering the final part of Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas. Turning into Kylie Jenner this week, we’re experiencing things. We experience Elides giant baps hiding secret locks, the possibility of a Rowaelin Only Fans, milking cows and waxing dick shafts. Just to top it off, we experience the trauma of this one sentence - “ WHERE IS MY WIFE?” Your girls are...

Welcome back to another episode of your favourite podcast as we dive into one of our favourite books. It’s part two of Empire of Storms.   We join the rare and fascinating Aelin and her a scooby gang of exceptionally attractive companions as they go full Pirates of the Caribbean in Skulls Bay.   There’s Taylor Swift, a huge shout out to Elides huge Baps, Camp Rock. We also FINALLY encoun...

This episode goes out to the girls, gays and they’s. Your cohosts add EVEN MORE fictional characters to their thirst list as we cover Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas. From Dorian wearing some havianas to Ilken scene girls, this episode is bound to take an unexpected trip to Skulls Bay with the Aelin and the gang. Honestly expect the unexpected but you knew that already. New episodes out weekly!

We are back to live laugh love our way through for part 2 of Queen of Shadows by Sarah J Maas. Strap on your bonnets and brace yourselves, your hosts are slightly more sober than normal and yet we are still fully committing to graphic and public displays of extra curricular activities with fictional men. What’s new. We discuss Dorians demon d*ck Richard, demon Steven and his 8 prongs, magical muff...

Welcome back to the land of Throne of Glass! We’re 5 books in now - how are we feeling? (*loud sobs*). Good, that’s right where we want you - right in time for our MUSICAL EPISODE, Queen of Shadows part 1! That’s right, Our main G is back for vengeance, this time it’s partially without our hot fae male which we’re all extremely distressed about. There’s no need to fret though because we’ve got eno...

Cowboy dildo’s, Gay Cows and Lightening Vagine (Bloopers 2)    We’re apologising in advance for missing your usual episode this week. But never fear, we have a bloopers episode for you!  These bloopers are full of us being drunk, messy and talking a whole lot of shit.   Buckle in for gay cows, the vampire diaries, dad dogs & weird mentions of asparagus…. Do you expect...