5 Minute Expert

We talk about the over 40 crossbred dogs called Doodles. Our sponsor this week is iPooperScooper, the robot that cleans up after your dog does its business. Note: For dogs over 50 lbs, please purchase iSuperPooperScooper.

We rant on what hypocrisy is, has been historically and give some recent hilarious examples of it. This week we're endorsing a PST (Public Service Thingy) for Hypocrites Anonymous. Find a local meeting in your town today!

We talk about the origins the common piggy bank. Our sponsor this week is Pig E Banks, your no touch, no fuss electronic bank for the 21st century!

We talk about the origin of package delivery services in the U.S. Our sponsor this week is FedUps, a service which helps consumers locate mis-delivered packages.

We talk about the origins of the humble potato. Our sponsor this week is Taters for Tots, a non-profit that gives away french fries to young children.

We review some of the more unique products and services that sponsored our show this season. Remember Fingernail Chew? What about Virus Voodoo?

We review some of the great sponsors we've had supporting our show during this season. Who could forget Sterile Chairs? Dial-A-Politician? Pick Pockets? And many more...

We are talking about road trip food. What tasty options should be off the table? Our sponsor this week is Road Kill Burgers. Made from wild animal meat, every burger is a taste of the wild!

We talk about the origins of the pastrami on rye sandwich. Our sponsor this week is Wander Bread, loaded with healthy preservatives to keep it looking and feeling fresh, it's guaranteed never to mold, spoil or get stale.

We discuss how the letter X has been used and abused in our culture. Our sponsor this week is Xcream, an emollient that guarantees to cure whatever skin diseases you might have. From mild cases of sunburn to stage 4 melanomas to sub cutaneous cancers, Xcream is a dream cream!

We talk about the causes and differences of calluses, corns and toe jam. Our sponsor this week is Toe Jam Jams. Try a slather of their exceptional Sock Lint flavor jam on your next pan of biscuits. Now that's what I call good eats!

We discuss the idea of a right to privacy and how it's connected to gardens and green spaces. Our sponsor is Big Brother, makers of the miniature spy camera preferred by more CIA operatives than any other brand.

We talk non-politically about voting and voter fraud. Our sponsor this week is CANUSPELLSCAM.com, advocates for voting rights for 10 year olds. (Hey, they're smart enough to play games on the internet...)

We discuss the weird relationship people have with their hair. Our sponsor this week is Head Smart, your best bet for a brain tumor removal.

We weave these three topics together into a story you won't believe! Our sponsor for this week's show is LA Brew, a coffee so robust it will burn the hair out of grandma's nose. Try LA Brew today.

We discuss the history, pros and cons of the modern Drive-Thru window operation. Our sponsor this week is Now-You-See-Me, makers of two-way glass for residential homes like yours.

We talk about the history of facial recognition software in light of the coronavirus-19 requirements to wear a mask. Our sponsors are DermaTex and CreaseFace for all your biometric privacy needs.

Today we are talking about online instructional videos. The sponsor of this week's show is Mindless Flix, a video streaming service for people that just want to totally veg-out while watching TV.

We talk about the mixed blessing that is chewing gum - breath-freshening taste but environmentally devastating. Our sponsor this week is Fingernail Chew. Get that Fingernail taste without the obsessive compulsive behavior.

We discuss the history of humble office supplies like rubber bands, staples and paper clips. Our sponsor is Office Commando.

We discuss the upside down economics of the coronavirus pandemic. Our sponsor this week is Voodoo Virus, makers of natural supplements that fight the Coronavirus.

Twice each year our world is thrown into temporal chaos by something called Time Change Sunday. Do we really need to keep doing this to ourselves?

We discuss the utter futility, banality and absurdity of Corporate Jargon. This week's sponsor is Jargon Master.

We talk about the current state of air travel and all its woes... Our sponsor this week is Pick Pockets.

We discuss the strange history of Valentine's Day relics and how they got linked to Romantic love. Our sponsor this week is We-Be-Relics.