2 Square Girls

End Credits 14.07.2022 0:27 ↓

All the advice you’ll ever need in life

Ep 47: Coastal Delete 13.07.2022 1:00:11 ↓

Why the “coastal elitist” doesn’t exist. And neither do you. squaretip: play at 1.5x speed

Ep 46: Rich & Thin 09.07.2022 1:00:29 ↓

M does another solo episode to kill time bc the last one got an average of 23 listeners. Who…who is listening to this??

Ep 45: Aborted Hiatus 03.07.2022 1:00:30 ↓

Wherein M does an episode by herself giving out sarcastic shoutouts & talking about rave culture. But not really bc she’s not a raver and can’t do that rave leg dance thing. The music’s good though

Ep 44: Heard Mentality 06.06.2022 1:13:40 ↓

The squares cycle through trials and tribulations, 3D printing, hair tings & cults à la the show “yellowjackets”

Ep 43: Thought Recorder 02.05.2022 1:48:58 ↓

Wherein the squares tell some truly strange & strangely true stories, and then contemplates if anyone out there really hates either of us for some reason. Which, if you do, stop wasting your concentrated hate (hatecentration?) bc why are you even listening. Plus also, it’s Eid so yay?

Ep 42: Flag Shopping Pt. 3 24.04.2022 28:47 ↓

Part Tree

Ep 41: Type 2 Panic 17.04.2022 16:47 ↓

Wherein M tells her nieces a scary story definitely not based on that movie “Panic Room”

Ep 40: Ghost Ooze 15.04.2022 1:06:01 ↓

Wherein we sleepily discuss appliance ectoplasm, the Gretas, & life’s absurdities

Ep 39: ‘Well Meant Toothpaste’ 14.04.2022 32:24 ↓

Poetry Workshop Project Spring ‘22. Anotha one!

Ep 38: Oscar Boomer 03.04.2022 1:21:08 ↓

The dresses. That’s what we’re talking about — hot takes & ratings on the Oscar afterparty outfits. Follow along here: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/red-carpet-dresses/g39560125/red-carpet-looks-after-party-oscars-2022/

Ep 37: Zoom Season 21.03.2022 1:51:24 ↓

The squares talk about their existential state of being during a pandemic whilst in a cold war/ the land war in Europe. That led to talking about the band The Cold War Kids. Also, discussions about eating disorders, social confusion, and no-covid tv shows

Ep 36: Love Shove 06.02.2022 1:10:57 ↓

D&M talk common tropes in Victorian and modern day love novels/stories along with other relationship-adjacent topics

Ep 35: Acapella Fight Club 04.02.2022 1:00:08 ↓

Wherein E + A + M vibrate about tacos, woodwind instruments & the first rule or two of acapella fight club

Ep 34: nfTV Conspiracy 08.01.2022 1:00:31 ↓

Wherein C&M talk about conspiracies & cults

Ep 33: Flag Shopping Pt. 2 05.01.2022 1:28:32 ↓

Wherein M&M talk about more flags! Yellow flags, blue flags, grey flags, pink flags, orange flags, red flags, and HOT pink flags ;)

Ep 32: Holiday Holidaze 20.12.2021 1:13:47 ↓

D&M briefly touch on seasons greetings and speak in solidarity for all…plus also ugly/funny xmas sweaters

Ep 31: Live A-Nutter Day 13.12.2021 1:03:38 ↓

D&M still don’t talk about “House of Gucci,” but we do talk about artists who didn’t make it but we wish they did. Also, the episode number is the same as our age. Not combined…we’re both 31. Deal with it.

Ep 30: Frog & Toad & Friends, Oh My! 13.12.2021 1:11:51 ↓

M does another final project for grad school via the pod: her smart and spectacular nephews and nieces read & provide insight about the works of Arnold Lobel, who wrote and illustrated the “Frog and Toad” books.

Ep 29: Gucci-Adjacent 07.12.2021 1:41:05 ↓

Wherein we don’t talk about House of Gucci but we might next time

Ep 28: GAGA 2024 29.11.2021 1:37:15 ↓

D&M make predictions for the future. General commentary, complaints & creative content

Ep 27: Odely Epic 22.11.2021 20:15 ↓

D & M talk elegies & epics & odes, oh my! for M’s poetry workshop class final essay project. Also, Maya Phillips’ poetry book “Erou.”

Ep 26: Summer Rain 22.11.2021 24:52 ↓

Wherein we talk more Jim Morrison…or should I say “More-ison” =D

Ep 25: Ordinary Theory 20.11.2021 47:43 ↓

Wherein Anna and M explore theoretical piñatas & beastly ordinariness

Ep 24: Waiting For 09.11.2021 38:03 ↓

“When 2 moments, thought to be infinite & mutually exclusive, meet in a moment”