2 Kramers

Bursting through the door this week we've got repeat Kramer, Jake Velazquez. This guy fires off the hottest takes this side of the Mississippi. What makes someone a real new yorker? What is the truest form of standup? What's the next big fake medicine trend he'll follow? He's got it all. Follow Max Spinelli / ⁠https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris Metcalfe / ⁠⁠ http...

2 Kramers welcome pal comedian, Eliot Thompson, on the pod to sell us on birding and the communist agenda. We even all become DJs and explore how difficult it is to drop a beat . Enjoy. Follow Max Spinelli / ⁠https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris Metcalfe / ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfecomedy/ Follow Eliot Thompson / https://www.instagram.com/unofficialeliot/ Follow 2...

2 Kramers welcome our pal comedian, Jason Choi, on the pod to break the fourth wall and our brains. This one gets meta, falls apart at the seams, then comes back together in a touching conclusion. Enjoy total chaos with our most Kramer guest yet. Follow Max Spinelli / ⁠https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris Metcalfe / ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfecomedy/ Follow Jason Ch...

2 Kramers welcome friends, comedians, and fellow podcasters, Mae Planert & Laura Sogar. This week we're at Mae's house discussing her kid's favorite scripture, celsius vs. cold brew, and then the gals absolutely ruin Mortal Kombat. Follow Max Spinelli / ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/Follow Chris Metcalfe / ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfecomedy/Follow Mae Pla...

2 Kramers welcome our friend & comedian Tayler Yarish. This week we discuss peeing in NYC, Sebastian Maniscalco during 9/11, Medieval Times serf-ers, and of course Tayler's MK character. Follow Max Spinelli / ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris Metcalfe / ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfecomedy/ Follow Tayler Yarish / https://www.instagram.com/taylercomedy/ Follow...

2 Kramers welcome NYC comedians Jill Weiner and Ashlynn Salzano. We discuss what kind of heroes we are in our daydreams and making Central Park a friggin national one. You've simply never seen friends riffing at this level before. Follow Max Spinelli / ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/maxagazillion/ Follow Chris Metcalfe / ⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/chrismetcalfecomedy/ Follow Jill Weiner / http...

2 Kramers welcome their first Elaine via comedian Rachel Williams. We discuss why her and Chris are mad all the time, how to pronounce DUI, and Max's Kid's Choice Award acceptance speech. Overall, it fully encompasses the true Long Island Experience. MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL:⁠⁠ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MokZUzRkZbc&t=1s Follow Max Spinelli / ⁠⁠...

2 Kramers find their Jerry in Mike Bramante. We discuss what kind of CIA assets we would be and the hardest role of all: being yourself.

Episode 5: Alex Quow 2 Kramers welcome the undisputed nicest guy in comedy, Alex Quow, onto the pod. We talk about a bunch of stuff including the undisputed best rest stop Panera Bread in the US.

Episode 4: Jake Velazquez & Ben Kirschenbaum 2 Kramers welcome pals and fellow comics, Jake & Ben, onto the pod. In a room full of four (4) Kramers, our friendship faces the ultimate test – trying to perform friendship on a podcast. MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL: ⁠   • Maximillian Spinelli: Finish Your Croissan...  ⁠ Follow Max Spinelli / ⁠  / maxagazillion  ...

Episode 3: Alex Babbitt2 Kramers welcome comedian and certified pyromaniac, Alex Babbitt, onto the pod. Alex riffs and shares fun stories with us, like that time he may or may not have burned down his childhood home. Drop a lit match in the comments if you love us (we love you). MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL:    • Maximillian Spinelli: Finish Your Croissan...   Follo...

Two Kramers welcome their first third with comedian and Bushwick stereotype, Bo Ballew. Bo runs an emotional gauntlet as his longtime friends ambush him with unsolicited questions and insults. Drop a hot dose in the comments if you love us (we love you). MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MokZUzRkZbcFollow Max Spinelli / https://www.instagr...

The beginning of a new podcast; 2 KRAMERS (formerly We Were Had) Max and Chris introduce themselves, the origin of the pod, and immediately veer off course. There’s Mortal Kombat talk, a discussion about the ultimate luxury of an outdoor fridge, and at least one deeply unnecessary impression. Welcome to the building — it’s already on fire. MAX SPINELLI | FINISH YOUR CROISSANT | FULL STAND UP SPECI...

A prominent Nessie hunter believes he's found indisputable evidence that there's a second Loch Ness Monster in Scotland. But wait. Also, in the same timeframe, a mother and daughter believe they also saw the famed creature. But get this. In the United States of America. We've got ourselves a certified globetrotter. Is the reason that sightings and accounts throughout history have been...

From Heath Ledger's famously ill-fated but incredible turn to Jared Leto's weirdly method attempt at a one up, what is it about the Joker that affects the actors that play him? To be honest, there really isn't much to the curse unless you want to read into Cesar Romero being typecast after his campy turn or the fact that Leto REALLY wanted people to call him the joker in real life. Lis...

Max, Ben and Chris learn about the Vanderpump Rules drama against their will as Mae spells out her most passionate story yet in excruciating detail. This Bravo scandal has everything, or at least one thing, but it happens to everyone. And that one thing is cheating. They all just cheat on each other in the show but THIS time...this time they also cheated on each other. Biggest mystery of the episo...

Is inflation killing the tooth fairy? Why would we spend an entire episode talking about this? Listen, Max had 10 minutes and it was the first article he saw. The price of a tooth has gone way up and we unpack what this means for society. Back half of the episode is all about how the fairy operates worldwide. Honestly, it's fun. Just have fun. And please donate to your local tooth fairy, they need...

This is the fight of our lives. We stepped away from very serious topics for a bit but this one was too big to ignore. Of course, we're talking about this generation's Chernobyl - the recent bitter feud betwixt Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber. While a nation mourns, will we be able to find some sort of peace amidst the chaos? Is 30 actually too old for this? What is Joe Biden's plan to solve the co...

This week we dared ask the question: what's the weirdest diet that people actually do? And you guessed it, they're mostly disgusting. Kicking off with a "man juice" diet that's exactly what you think it is, things only get more unhinged. If anyone's currently doing any of these, let us know how it's going in the comments. And then please immediately go to a doctor.    Please support the...

As always, We Were Had has its finger in, on, and around the pulse. We talk spy balloons and the very real theory that George Santos was actually the one driving that thing. As an added treat we then rank the disgraced congressman's most over the top lies. Enjoy!   Please support the show and our hosts!     We Were Had Podcast instagram.com/wewerehad     Mae Plan...

We're breaking down the wildest (pun INTENDED) military strategies of all time. But which animals have been deployed as super soldiers throughout history? Oxen cosplaying as dragons. Bats dropping napalm bombs. And, of course, dolphins with miniguns. Who's job was it to come up with these? What's next? RELEASE THE EPISODE.  Leave 5 stars and we'll write you into our will.  We Were Had Po...

In 2013 some hermit guy who didn't talk to anyone for 30 years and lived under a tarp in the woods of Maine, got arrested for stealing snacks from a camp for kids with disabilities. But that's not all he took...he burgled our hearts and somehow stood up to "the man" by not paying for anything. Will the gang survive in the woods? Are all lunatics violent or are they just from Alaska? Not all deer a...

Hollywood awards shows...rigged? Tune in for an in depth fact and data-based analysis to find out the definitive answer. Jk. We're doing this mostly off of vibes. The Golden Globes. The Grammy's. The Oscars. The Emmy's. Are the ELITES just buying this stuff? Does any of it matter? Also, how is Austin Butler still stuck in the accent? Frankly, we don't know. But two things we love are movies and go...

You're not going to believe this but the U.S. Government might not have had the people's best interests at heart in this one, fam. It's well documented that reggae legend, Rastafarian icon, and agent of peace, Bob Marley, was the subject of a failed assassination attempt in December, 1976. But who ordered the hit? Some say it was the CIA. Did they even go so far as to finish the job years later vi...

What's the most insane medieval torture device? Find out as we go through a list of some of history's most diabolical ways to destroy someone's butt. Why were they so obsessed with finding really creative ways to violate folks for long periods of time? Would Netflix have saved countless sphincters? Is Mae going to wear this dress for the rest of her life? Tune in and find out if We Were Had! &nbsp...