Tsai Five Podcast

Hawkeye is over, and so is Matthew's happiness. BUT... this time we actually have some criticisms about this show, so grab your eggnog and tune in! Ep. 6: Elizabeth: 77 Matthew: 82 Season: Elizabeth: 86 Matthew: 85

You already know we love Hawkeye, so TLDR: Hailee Steinfeld is a national treasure, Clint Barton is our favorite, and [redacted, spoiler] is amazing. Ep. 4: Elizabeth: 97 Matthew: 88 Ep. 5: Elizabeth: 94 Matthew: 89

This is a spoiler review of Spider-Man: No Way Home! Go watch it before you get it spoiled for you!! Elizabeth: 91 Matthew: 76

It's only a matter of time... until Andrew Garfield is showered with awards for this Lin Manuel-Miranda-directed movie. Also, Netflix's Christmas darling Vanessa Hudgens is in this, too! Elizabeth: 78 Matthew: 80

We take a pause on the reviews to create the definitive movie review rubric. Elizabeth (all equal weight): LOL, Feeling the Feels, How Much Longer, Satisfying Ending, Acting, Personal Bias, Rewatchability, Visuals, Originality/Plot/Story, Better/Worse/Same as Expectations Matthew: Story (30%), Direction (15%), Acting/Characters (15%), Plot (15%), Technical (10%), Entertainment (5%), Personal Bias...

The first episode of the Tsai Five Podcast where it's just Matthew. Yeah, Hawkeye was that good that he wanted to talk about it himself. Matthew: 94

Take four of Marvel Studios trying to make a good season of television! Jeremy Renner and Hailee Steinfeld give us hope that they can. Ep. 1 Elizabeth: 77 Matthew: 81 Ep. 2 Elizabeth: 83 Matthew: 87

Black Adam, Deadpool, and Wonder Woman assemble to create your average Netflix flick. Also, lift with your neck. Elizabeth: 50 Matthew: 65

Certain events in this movie make the PhotoShop posters on our Instagram seem really weird now... But who cares? We assemble some of Tsai Five Podcast's greatest guests in this Avengers-level episode as we talk about another superhero team that's not quite as cool: Eternals . Elizabeth: 80 Andrea: 80 David: 70 Matthew: 71

Dune fans are rejoicing! Zendaya fans are mourning! Everyone else is staying tuned until 2023 when the second half of this movie is released! Here's our review of the latest Denis Villeneuve movie. David: 86 Matthew: 81

Oh shoot! That's an old one! Today, our mom is on the show instead of Elizabeth, and we talk about her newest favorite movie. Mom: 74 Matthew: 79

"Let me tell you a story. Of a man. Bond. James Bond." Who??? Today we review Daniel Craig's final outing as 007.

Hello, it's player 27 and player 180. We're reviewing the first episode of Squid Game! Elizabeth: 78 Matthew: 84

Wow, this one's a doozy. Highly recommend, but we are both still pretty puzzled after watching this one. Elizabeth: 83 Matthew: 83 Sources: u/AgraP, u/fupa16, and some unknown users on IMDb! For some more interesting thoughts, go to https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5exedm/official_discussion_nocturnal_animals_spoilers/

The director of the best movie of all time, Short Term 12 , and some lame stock image model guy team up to bring us the first Asian-led Marvel movie! We talk about our spoiler thoughts in today's episode! Elizabeth: 72 Matthew: 63

Watch this movie and come listen to our thoughts, and it's very good, and we really like it, and it's complicated, and simple. Also... we need to watch out for run-on sentences.  Elizabeth: 89 Matthew: 90

Never apologize for an effective kill circle. We're reviewing the second installment of our father's favorite movie franchise! Elizabeth: 72 Matthew: 78

Grab your "chips and salso long high school" and "salame being your father was the greatest honor of my life," kick back, and relax while we review Booksmart , the raunchy coming-of-age film that's filled with sex jokes and awkward situations. Elizabeth: 75 Matthew: 89

We return from the unofficial hiatus because we couldn't resist talking about our favorite thing... Michael Rooker! Kidding, here's our spoiler review for The Suicide Squad and Vivo. The Suicide Squad (at 2:36) Elizabeth: 88 Matthew: 84 Vivo (at 37:31) Elizabeth: 90 Matthew: 75

It was fun... Just like Black Widow , this review of the 24th MCU film is a bit late. Spoiler-free section at the beginning and full spoilers about 20 minutes in! Elizabeth: 80 Matthew: 75

Matthew is very stupid. Also, we have a sponsor!!! This episode is brought to you by the "Bludgeoning Matthew Tsai" Cult :)

We are the pirates who don't do anything. We just stay home and lie around!

Come back and check back in in 15-20 years and see how wrong we were.

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