This Book SUCKS!

Oh hey! We're back! We've been busy releasing our first print publication (check out First-Degree Magic in our linktree below) but have been woken from hibernation with promises of Hot Tommy Wiseau. Keep a look out for us to return to our regular posting on 6/13/2025 and check out our other shows!  linktr.ee/goblinboothproductions Content Warning: sexual violence, police brutality and 90s vibes H...

Better late than never? We hope your V-Day was at least half as sexy as this book. Content Warning: nepo babies Rep us on yo' titties: https://www.goblinboothproductions.com/shop/p/tbs-the-official-this-book-sucks-unisex-hoodie Check out our website: goblinboothproductions.com Support us if you're sexy: patreon.com/ThisBookSucks Find us on Instagram @thisbooksuckspod and @goblinboothproductions Wa...

Does a snowman count as monster fucking? Will this snowman melt our hearts? Will we pack our bags and move to this unhinged small town? Join us in merriment on this episode! Content Warnings: existential horrors and freezer burn Find us on Instagram @thisbooksuckspod and @goblinboothproductions   Check out our website: goblinboothproductions.com   Support us, if you're sexy, on Patreon:...

Happy Holidays, hoes! Please enjoy us discussing the chaos that is self-publishing and this seasonal novella. Stay tuned for our Christmas special! Content Warnings: sex, blood, kidnapping, overly dramatic threats of bodily injury Find us on Instagram @thisbooksuckspod and @goblinboothproductions   Check out our website: goblinboothproductions.com   Support us, if you're sexy, on Patreon...

Happy Halloween, sluts! <3 Enjoy our discussion of the much anticipated My Vampire Plus One where we talk soft, slow burns and vampire history buffs. Content Warnings: sex, blood, arson and the IRS Find us on Instagram @thisbooksuckspod and @goblinboothproductions   Check out our website: goblinboothproductions.com   Support us, if you're sexy, on Patreon: patreon.com/ThisBookClubSuck...

The gang reacts to a deliciously smutty and sapphic enemies to lovers tale, discusses book news, and gushes over the badassery of indie authors. Content Warnings: torture, kidnapping, violence, death of a loved one, assault and blood. Find us on Instagram @thisbooksuckspod and @goblinboothproductions   Check out our website: goblinboothproductions.com   Support us, if you're sexy, on Pat...

With three guys and one girl, who needs a plot? We talk about our first reverse harem, argue about character development and where the smut lines are drawn. Content Warnings: dubcon or dubious consent, blood, gore, sex, discussions of pregnancy and abortion. Find us on Instagram @thisbooksuckspod and @goblinboothproductions   Check out our website: goblinboothproductions.com   Support us...

In this episode the gang explores trauma, tenderness and the wonder of having your nipple rings twinkle in the light. Content Warnings: Blood, sex, violence, kidnapping, sexual assault, dubious consent (dubcon), torture, drugs and death. Find us on Instagram @thisbooksuckspod and @goblinboothproductions Check out our website: goblinboothproductions.com Support us, if you're sexy, on Patreon: patre...

The gang reacts to our smuttiest pick yet. Does Misery, in fact, love company? Content Warnings: Graphic discussions of blood, sex, political intrigue, and ABO. Follow us on Instagram @thisbooksuckspod and @goblinboothproductions Check out our website: https://www.goblinboothproductions.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang learns the story of Rhage and Mary, gets deeper into the unhinged world of the Brotherhood, and reacts to their exploits. Content Warnings: Sex, blood, violence, cancer, suicidal ideation, infertility Follow us on Instagram @thisbooksuckspod and @goblinboothproductions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang gets together to react to a swoon-worthy tale of a Regency era vampire meeting a modern day artist. Dog farts and finger sucking abound. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Book SUCKS is a paranormal romance book podcast by Goblin Booth Productions. Our host describes the plot of a recent unhinged read to our panel of reactors. This week, the book is Dark Lover by J.R. Ward. Find us on Instagram @thisbooksuckspod and @goblinboothproductions   Check out our website: goblinboothproductions.com   Support us, if you're sexy, on Patreon: patreon.com/ThisBoo...