The Smellcast

Toppie and Manyan are back out on the road, this time seeking food from one fast food chain in particular. Hint: they make burgers YOUR way. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! 

It's Valentine's Day and -- ok -- it's actually well past Valentine's Day, as it turns out.  Be that as it may, Toppie is at Jose's Hideaway in search of someone to recite a beautiful love poem . Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! 

Don't look now, but Scat Bird has returned!  Not to mention a certain nefarious arch villain by the name of ALFRED P. WOOGIE!!!!  How this all happens and how it all turns out is the subject of today's lil' shoe... and to be honest... it's all-out ACTION BEYOND BELIEF!!! Well... mostly anyways... Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook b...

Joe is the greatest guy in the universe.  Toppie provides evidence by reading from true life found letters written to Joe.  We are sure you will agree after listening... Joe is THE GREATEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE... EVER, EVER, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will f...

Toppie visits his cousin Chris and his lovely wife Marlene in their home to discuss how they have navigated all their years together as a married couple, with Chris being a cross dresser who goes by the name  Carroll Fields. Please visit my cousin's Youtube Drum-Cover page:   LOOMEX! Click here to see the drum cover video Chris did just for this episode of the Smellcast! Write to Toppie at Smellca...

Toppie interviews Youtube drumming artist Chris Loomis and provides clips of his performances. Listen and learn how Chris creates his videos and how he navigates through his creative process! You need to see the actual videos! For optimum entertainment , please click on the links to the videos presented as audio on this episode!   This town (Gogo's) drum cover Dadgum Down (Amy Ray) Drum Cover Powe...

A last minute HALLOWEEN SURPRISE! STICK IT OUT YOUR BACK DOOR FOR HALLOWEEN!   A couple of Halloween inspired sound clips from listeners Jay the Hauntcub, Tommy Hashbrowns and my real-life cousin, Chris! PLUS: Some shout-outs and thank-yous to: The Fey Driver's   Pinkwheelnuts.com Tim & James' Tastes Like Burning/Trash Sprinkles Matt & Toms' Chubs Gone Wild DJ Starsage's Surely You Jest DJ & Matts...

It's that fine Halloweeny time of year, so here comes Toppie's Halloween Shoe for 2024! Get in the mood for a Halloween blast from the past with vintage Halloween music and old sound clips from spooky movies! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and fr...

You're not going to believe this one folks! Toppie is under the impression that his ship has sailed in...  and it's a really stupid story of just how stupid Toppie is.  But... it's true.  And Toppie is stupid.  Real stupid.  Enjoy!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then To...

After a couple of emails from listeners, LOTSL brings you: -- Plumbing expert Doc Stone talks Angle Stops... -- That Peter G on the employee who clocked in... and then clocked out for forever... -- Brenda Boo's "magnetic" personality... -- A group discussion on possessions and the things we stash... -- Jay the Hauntcub , champion of fun, has a round-up of his summer ammusement park adventures... -...

Welcome to another episode of "Stick It Out Your back Door," wherein amazing listeners send in sound clips of things they've recorded!  And here we now present them to you!  Enjoy the sounds of summer and Kitty Lick Smack-Smacks! THANK YOU TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR RECORDINGS!  And YOU can participate NEXT time by recording something you find interesting (most folks use their phone) and attatch...

It's a brand new episode of  LOTSL  wherein we discuss: -- Speculation about the Jeep Patriot -- Can Libs fly the American flag and feel good about it? -- The Kamala/Trump era... is LOTSL tame? -- The PRIUS Liberal? -- LOTSL scrutinizes a vibrant pirece of clothing. -- Doc Stone has a love of Tiki --  and so much more! Please remember that The Smellcast will only be sharing these LOTSL episodes fo...

Toppie is finally back with his first new Smellcast episode since May.  It's a short and sweet update! Included is some talk about other Podcasts!  And here are the links: LOTSL Matinee Minutiae Screamqueenz e Pitome Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YO...

Toppie presents the all-new Life On the Shit List, Episode 2, a nice a nice, long episode chock full of LOTSL-Goodness! Join The whole LOTSL gang and listen as they discuss Death and Dying, Paths to Reconciliation, Trump Anxiety, ASSASINATION CONSPIRACIES GALORE, AI Awareness,   Who Is Your Personal Nemesis? and that fucking Yellowstone super-volcano! Please note!   LOTSL is now searchable on your...

Toppie reads his father's obituary (as written by his father). Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

The LOTSL crew asks: What the heck is this "Sovereign Citizen" thing about?  Plus, much much more! Hey, listen folks: We here at LOTSL are getting a whole new show up off the ground with the all new LOTSL!  However... there have been some unexpected technical setbacks... all of which we will eventually finger out.  But until then... you might as well hear it on the ol' Smellcast feed until such ti...

Toppie and his pal Manyan Phelps embark on a road trip adventure that takes them into the PATH OF TOTALITY!!!! Like... WOW... it's a total solar eclipse! Experience it in real time! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

Sassy McSass-Sass wants NOTHING to do with Aunt Tappie's sincere apology for going into outer space with Roger Bunting .  We do, however,  finally learn what happened to Aunt Tappie and Roger while they were off-Earth... and it's a tale NOT to be believed! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB...

That's right!  Brenda Boo, Doc Stone, Jay the Hauntcub and Toppie Smellie have returned with an ALL-NEW episode of LOTSL... or... "Life On The Shit List"!   And it looks like there's going to be more, because we, the LOTSL Crew have committed to bring you brand new epsisodes once a month right here on the Smellcast feed (to start with).  We would love to hear from you and for right now, please lea...

It's another full round of sound clips sent in from Smellcast listeners! STICK THIS AND LISTEN!!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

First, a farewell to an old friend of the Smellcast.  Then,  Toppie tells his pal Manyan all about a long time friend of his from Rochester NY with whom he broke off a long time friendshp.  It seems Toppie's friend liked to break and enter abandoned homes to hoard whatever he found. At first, Toppie tells the sturry of his break up with conviction and a righteousness which he knows to be his.  But...

Toppie is embarrassed when Aunt Tappie tells the story of her first New Year's Eve drop in 1933 amidst the great depression! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !   Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

Sassy wants to record Toppie's chickens to hear what they will say at the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !   Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

Happy Turkey Day 2023!   Toppie is here with just about the ENTIRE Smellcast gang for a convoluted THANKSGIVING DAY JIFFY MIX CORN-PUDDIN' kind of celebration! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !   Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

On this special Halloween edition of the Smellcast Tommy Hashbrowns (Paul) stops in to tell his true tale of the unknown.  Sensitive listeners: be advised of unsettling and disturbing content. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !   Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!