The Rob Carson Show

-On the Newsmax hotline, commentator Mary Walter joins Rob for a free-wheeling chat about everything from phone-obsessed teenagers to the bizarre logic behind giving schoolchildren weed gummies for a birthday party. -Rob unveils his personal superpower, “Poo-Dar,” which allows him to detect a dirty diaper from across a room—skills that come in handy when someone decides to change a toddler right i...

-Rob kicks off Friday by announcing Iran’s missing Supreme Leader might be replaced with a cardboard cutout, noting America basically did the same thing for four years. -On the Newsmax hotline, Daily Signal columnist Tony Kinnett joins Rob for a fiery conversation about terrorism, media spin, and the strange phenomenon of politicians pretending they can’t figure out why terrorists attack Jews. Tod...

-Rob Carson kicks off the hour roasting Democrats for their latest outrage: the military serving steak and lobster to deployed troops, which critics somehow spin into a scandal instead of a morale boost. -Carson rolls out the “Democrat Doom Parade,” a montage of pundits predicting disaster in Iran even while U.S. forces rack up major battlefield successes.  Today’s podcast is sponsored by : GHOSTB...

-Carson points out the obvious irony: Democrats say voter ID suppresses voters—yet one lawmaker admits Democrat votes dropped after ID laws passed, which raises a few awkward questions about who was voting before. -On the Newsmax hotline, Hillary Fordwich joins the show to discuss British politics, King Charles’ possible U.S. visit, and the uproar over removing Winston Churchill from British bankn...

-Rob Carson argues the country is basically an 80/20 nation, where 80% of Americans agree on common-sense issues like voter ID… and the other 20% somehow run Washington. -Newsmax hotline guest Michael Charbon joins from Canada to discuss oil prices, Alberta’s flirtation with separating from Canada, and how global tensions could affect energy markets. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : GHOSTBED : I...

-Rob roasts the media for sympathetic coverage of terrorists, reading a CNN-style description of bomb-throwing suspects like it’s the trailer for a Hallmark movie about adventurous teens visiting New York. -Newsmax hotline guest Thane Rosenbaum (legal analyst and author) joins the show to discuss rising antisemitism, the political climate in New York City, and why Americans should take extremist t...

-Rob opens the hour blasting a government funding fight that leaves TSA lines stretching for hours at major airports, suggesting the shutdown drama proves Washington can’t run an airport line, let alone a country. -Chuck Schumer sparks outrage by warning that immigration enforcement could remove millions from voter rolls—prompting Rob to translate the moment as: “Wait… did he just say the quiet pa...

-Rob celebrates the success of Operation “Epic Fury,” arguing the U.S. military is dismantling Iran’s missile program so thoroughly that the regime may have to build its next nuke out of charcoal. -Newsmax hotline guest Emily Sturge (Campus Reform) explains why American campuses loudly protest Israel but stay strangely quiet about Iranian women fighting oppression—while some students bizarrely cha...

-Rob opens by marveling at election “coincidences,” including mysteriously failing voting machines and dead voters who apparently remain committed to civic participation from beyond the grave. -On the Newsmax hotline, former federal prosecutor Doug Burns joins Rob to dissect crime, media narratives, and political hypocrisy while broadcasting live from what Rob calls “the belly of the beast”—New Yo...

-Rob Carson sounds the alarm about terror threats and alleged sleeper cells in the U.S., blasting politicians who claim they’ve never heard the term “sleeper cell” before. -The show dives into the New York bombing attempt, with Carson arguing the media twists itself into pretzels trying not to call Islamist terrorism what it is. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : GHOSTBED : I used to think a mattre...

-The administration reports striking over 5,000 targets while Iran barely manages a response, prompting Rob to compare the conflict to the Harlem Globetrotters playing the Washington Generals. -Rob highlights Trump calling the operation a “short-term excursion,” while critics predict doom and CNN struggles to process the possibility that the U.S. might actually be winning something. Today’s podcas...

-Rob breaks out a “Don’t Catch the Stupid” segment after a Minnesota lawmaker proposes studying the “benefits of shoplifting,” prompting Rob to suggest the research could start by looting the politician’s living room. -Rob calls out politicians for turning Jesse Jackson’s funeral into a political rally, while noting that even Jesse Jackson Jr. wasn’t thrilled—and then contrasts it with Donald Trum...

-Bill Maher accidentally sets Adam Schiff up on his own show, and Rob gleefully watches Schiff try to backpedal faster than a politician who just discovered the quote came from Obama. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Erin Van Natta (Daily Caller) joins Rob to discuss a shocking Virginia murder case and how progressive prosecutors keep dropping charges like they’re trying to set a criminal-justice particip...

-Rob argues Donald Trump isn’t starting a war with Iran—he’s finishing the one Iran started 47 years ago, while the media somehow manages to sound disappointed about it. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Brigadier General Blaine Holt says the U.S. air campaign against Iran is going “swimmingly,” explaining the regime is firing missiles randomly because its command structure is basically a group chat with n...

-Rob cheers signs that legacy media might finally try reporting the news, as CNN leadership hints at abandoning nonstop anti-Trump activism in favor of actual journalism. -Christian Toto joins on the Newsmax hotline to talk pop culture, from Britney Spears’ latest troubles to the looming AI revolution in Hollywood that could replace huge chunks of the film production workforce. -The show closes wi...

-Rob celebrates America’s pounding of Iran, declaring the regime’s leadership and missile arsenal nearly wiped out while Democrats scramble to figure out whether they’re for it, against it, or still writing protest signs. -The Ken Paxton vs. John Cornyn showdown heats up, with Paxton offering to drop his Senate bid if Congress passes the SAVE Act—turning the race into a referendum on election inte...

-Senator Markwayne Mullin emerges as the potential DHS replacement, leaving Washington to debate whether he’s the right man for the job—or just the next contestant in the Cabinet shuffle. -Rob reacts to the Iran conflict with play-by-play enthusiasm, noting that U.S. strikes are sinking Iranian ships so fast they’re basically becoming decorative aquarium pieces. -Tony Kinnett of the Daily Signal j...

-Rob reacts to the Homeland Security shake-up, joking that sometimes Washington just needs a “little testosterone injection therapy” as Markwayne Mullin steps in and Kristi Noem moves to a new role -Newsmax hotline guest Rep. Randy Fine joins the show to discuss national security, immigration, and his proposal to protect Americans’ right to keep dogs as pets—because apparently that even needs defe...

-Newsmax hotline guest Fred Fleitz joins Rob to break down the operation, discuss Iran’s weakening missile and nuclear programs, and speculate about a possible post-regime future for the country. -Rob applauds press secretary Karoline Leavitt for verbally body-slamming reporters and proving that the new administration’s press briefings are definitely not the KJP era anymore. Today’s podcast is spo...

-Democrats get roasted for refusing to cheer the Iran operation, with Rob arguing they’d rather complain than say anything positive about the U.S. military. -Newsmax hotline guest Gordon G. Chang explains how U.S. actions against Iran and Venezuela could cripple China’s cheap-oil supply and accelerate the possible collapse of China’s economy. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : WEBROOT : No more str...

-Rob marvels as Spain suddenly cooperates with the U.S. after President Trump threatens to cut off trade—proving that sometimes diplomacy just needs a little “economic megaphone.” -Congressional hearings roast Minnesota officials over massive fraud, prompting Rob to describe the spectacle as “a clown car driving off a cliff into a dumpster fire.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : WEBROOT : No more...

-Rob celebrates Jasmine Crockett’s political demise, playing a musical send-off while joking that her career is headed “from Congress to a padded cell.” -Former federal prosecutor Doug Burns joins on the Newsmax hotline, explaining why politicians rarely get indicted for fraud unless prosecutors can prove they personally joined the scheme. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : WEBROOT : No more stress...

-Hilary Fordwich joins on the Newsmax hotline to explain Keir Starmer’s Olympic-level political flip-flopping — and why Britain is nervously watching the global chessboard reset. -Rob celebrates Iranian women burning hijabs and dancing in the streets — while asking why self-proclaimed Western feminists can’t seem to clap. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : WEBROOT : No more stress over data breache...

-Operation Epic Fury continues, the Ayatollah and his benchwarmers are eliminated in record time, and Rob notes millions of Persians are dancing in the streets — which The View somehow still can’t celebrate. -Newsmax's Carl Higbie goes full scoreboard on Newsmax, reminding everyone the U.S. used a fraction of its planes, ships, and “Freedom Doritos” (B-2s) to erase Iran’s top brass in a weekend. -...

-The Ayatollah is eliminated, the replacement meeting gets eliminated, and Rob suggests Tehran may need to start recruiting on LinkedIn. -Brigadier General Blaine Holt joins on the Newsmax Hotline, explains why this isn’t Iraq 2.0, and says when Trump gives the military an objective, it actually works. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : WEBROOT : No more stress over data breaches, scammers, identit...