The Goin' Deep Show

The episode opens with the crew reflecting on how far they've come from the nights Kid would pass out on the neighbor's lawn and still somehow drive home. He walks through the exact moment he realized his tolerance had become dangerous, then the conversation pivots hard into fingering technique. Hat Trick explains why straight in-and-out does nothing for her, demonstrates the "come hither," and th...

Episode 2326 - With Hat Trick out, Kid and El Pres settle into a classic two-man show full of the kind of unprompted rants that only happen when it's just the guys. It starts with Kid watching actual television for the first time in forever and getting annoyed at a local news segment celebrating women starting alcohol brands, complete with the usual "first woman to do the thing" framing that feels...

Episode 2325 - This episode kicks off with fitness updates, questionable dietary advice, and a surprisingly detailed discussion about garlic, pineapple, asparagus, and the strange things people claim affect human chemistry. From there, the conversation drifts into relationship expectations, why Hat Trick refuses to cook for her Fireman, and the universal phenomenon of parents showing up to help an...

Episode 2324 - This episode starts exactly where longtime listeners would expect: nowhere near normal. Hat Trick drops updates on life with the Fireman, including discussions about balancing kids, schedules, distance, and an apparently unstoppable sex drive. That launches a deep dive into relationship dynamics, why absence can make things more exciting, and whether the ideal arrangement is actuall...

Episode 2317 - Kid stumbles into a live-action 7-Eleven relationship meltdown then pivots into a surprisingly thoughtful breakdown of parenting, attraction, and generational baggage… and then Hat Trick shows up and detonates the entire conversation with a scheduling plan that sounds like a NASA launch window but way less safe.   Toss in baseball card midlife nostalgia, teenage glow-ups, Costco ide...

Episode 2316 - Kid and El Pres come to you from Murph's Lair and start off semi-enlightened and end up exactly where you'd expect… arguing about amputee cornhole assassins, backyard nostalgia, and whether sunning your undercarriage is a legitimate wellness routine. Somewhere between sobriety reflections and midlife reality checks, the conversation drifts into the weird corners of the internet, loc...

Episode 2315 - We opened the show already knee-deep in glorious filth: Hat Trick blasting her new "older bitches I'd still smash" track while we all stared at Catherine Zeta-Jones and agreed her face looks like it's slowly sliding off the bone. From there the conversation just free-fell. We tore into Hollywood's male-gaze body standards, laughed at how Marvel turned normal dudes into walking CGI p...

Episode 2314 -  Kid, Hat Trick and El Pres spiral into ranking who still gets the nod and why Demi Moore apparently breaks physics. From there, things pivot hard into politics, media manipulation, and the growing sense that the internet is one bad decision away from becoming a locked cage. Just when things get heavy, the show detonates into classic GDS territory: sex stories, relationship mind gam...

Episode 2313 - Kid, and El Pres bounce from digging through baseball cards and childhood memories to realizing their parents' house doesn't feel like "home" anymore… just a museum of who they used to be. There's reflection on growing up close to everything, how distance changes perspective, and how sobriety flips priorities in ways you don't expect. From there, it's full-on frustration mode with s...

Episode 2312 - This episode kicks off with a rant about streaming services and how watching sports has become expensive and fragmented. What used to be a simple cable setup has turned into multiple subscriptions, leaving everyone frustrated.

The conversation shifts into aging and perception. The group discusses how different generations are aging differently, with humor around appearance, lifesty...

Episode 2311 - Kid A.G. rolls in after a family road trip looking like he barely survived the goddamn thing, yappin' about caffeine dizziness hitting him like a cheap shot and watching Tiger games like a fucking maniac. He also lived through Buc-ee's, that absolute fucking hellhole where everybody's scurrying around like crackheads. Hat Trick is texting her old threesome pal Yukon because her fire...

Episode 2310 - Kid welcomes back the unstoppable duo of  Hat Trick and El Pres , and what follows is 70+ minutes of zero-filter fire: roasting Attorney General Pam "Bondage" Bondi into oblivion, diving headfirst into the latest Epstein file drops (including that insane jmail.world site), ripping apart the Super Bowl halftime hypocrisy, and—oh yeah—graphic play-by-play of monster-knot sex and snowy...

Episode 2309 - Kid A.G. holding court with returning Co-host Nurse Fiona storming back like a naked tornado after crushing her schoolwork for the past 48 months (she dropped 32 pounds to a whip-around 116—spinner status achieved!). She's dropping bombs on her Florida escapades: swinger resorts where everyone's buck-naked, ladyboys packing heat, and dodging mid-bang Eiffel Tower propositions (pig o...

Episode 2308 - In this episode the crew dives balls-deep into the chaotic mess of social media bullshit—TikTok stealing your tunes like a greedy ex, Threads being the Pinterest of positivity (with hopes for hidden titties), and YouTube censoring everything like a prudish grandma.   Politics explodes with rants on ICE raids turning Minneapolis into a fascist ice rink, protesters outsmarting Walmart...

Episode 2307 - Kid A.G. and Silverback kick it off with "Rampage" Jackson losing his goddamn mind over AI deepfakes: Diddy baby oil slathered all over him, Hitler mustache "Niggler" edits, Donkey Kong in a Princess Peach dress. The man bans people left and right—hilarious as hell, and we can't stop watching. We slide into the vault with the 2014 Fappening leaks. "Probably illegal to have," but pro...

Episode 2306: Kid and Wally unearths a bag of old flash drives stuffed with Fappening leaks and They swear naked chick cravings never die; God built men for it. Girl-on-girl makeouts get the thumbs-up (double breeding shots) while guy kisses gross everyone out—pure biology, not perversion.   Wally updates the personal front: banging the new girl while legally dumping the ex, dead truck blocking th...

Episode 2305 - Hat Trick, El Pres, and Kid A.G., dive balls-deep into winter shrinkage, menopause gripes, epic boob worship, porn tax paranoia, AI fake-titty debates, first-time fuck stories, and enough cum-shot compilations to make your screen fog up. The crew kicks off bitching about brutal Michigan cold—shrinkage problems, frozen garage doors, and why bushes are making a comeback for extra warm...

Episode 2304 – Kid AG and Wally get on the mics and yap about the resurgence of wild, untamed pubes spilling out of bikinis—old-school nasty is back, and they're equal parts horrified and "whatever, I'll deal if I'm down there."   Wally drops a voicemail bomb from weeks ago where he was raging "don't trust these lying sacks of shit women," setting the stage for him to unleash the main event: he's...

Episode 2303:  is a goddamn birthday-party-hating, period-shaming, toy-stretching, ICE-raging fever dream that makes your family reunion look like a therapy session! Hat Trick kicks off by declaring kid birthdays dead—send a card, fuck the production then unleashes on her dad's 20-year-divorce bitterness: "We don't do that in this house, Dad!" after he period-shames his granddaughter. They roast t...

Episode 2302: Kid A.G. starts by admitting he blew a blood vessel in his eye from doing something so hard (or laughing at a comedy show), then spirals into eye doctor nightmares where a literal gecko-woman with divergent lazy eyes tries to measure his pupils like she's cross-eyed calibrating a missile. Progressives? $700 for bifocals? Nah, he's dreaming of Ray-Ban smart glasses so he can translate...

Episode 2301: Kid A.G. and The Mayor JMac from Minneapolis hop on the mic for a 45-minute ramble that's basically two middle-aged degenerates high-fiving over ancient flash drives full of Key West debauchery and orange-skirt thirst traps from 2012. They mourn Path like it was a dead puppy, geek out on AI turning dusty bar pics into living, breathing crew circle-jerks (Lance Parrish three-way hands...

Episode 2300: Kid A.G. blasts an AI banger about cougar Nurse Fiona ghosting pilots on her Florida Keys's trip after an epic box-munching sessions. Then Hat Trick unleashes her inner sex goddess, bragging about massive loads glazing her like a Krispy Kreme, rope play with a fireman who's packing a dragon dick, and plotting threesomes that'd make Caligula blush.   L.B. crashes the party fresh from...

Kid A.G., El Pres, and Hat Trick pile into The Studio and immediately unload on Bay City's traffic nightmare—Veterans Bridge construction turning every drive into a rage-inducing crawl while the city pretends it's progress.   Hat Trick breaks down small-town politics: old-timers screaming about nonexistent crime waves fueled by Facebook bots and Fox News, demanding a police force the budget can't...

Episdoe 2298 - Kid A.G. and El Pres coming to you from Murphy's Irish Lair, digging through old episodes for retro rewinds and getting lost in the memories They yap about a straight-laced religious husband waking from anesthesia and unloading the dirtiest fantasies on his horrified nurse as his wife cries in a corner, proof that even the most buttoned-up people are packed with filth waiting to spi...

Tired of sugary Christmas carols and fake holiday cheer? The Goin' Deep crew drops the ultimate anti-Christmas banger: raw, filthy, and unapologetic. Strippers, lube, dragon dildos, cum-stained mics, and a middle finger to jingle bells—Fuck your lights, fuck your snow—Merry fuckin' whatever, bitches. This is the only holiday track you need. Go Deep. #FuckChristmas