The God Show

It's 2 Girls, 1 God today as Mary Mags and Psyche join Me to discuss the White House Twitter account dunking on hypocritical republicans, outsourcing parenting, Venus in Uranus, diapers, pro-choice Gen Z activists, and hot dog beer straws. The God Pod is packed with vitamin G, your favorite alternative sugars, and now comes in four delicious flavors!  The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years...

For unto you a new God Pod episode is born with Jesus, Mary Mags, and our wonderful guest, Holly Figueroa O'Reilly, Chocolatier, Baker, Songstress, and Trump Slayer.  We discuss bible banning, the atheist factory, ding dong clouds, Twitter blocking, the laughingstock Dr. Oz., Canada's QAnon Queen, grammar check reviews and comments, and Mary teaches me big words.  Did you know you can listen to th...

Four score and seven minutes ago I brought forth the newest episode of the God Pod with Satan, Psyche, and special guest Abraham Lincoln, who walks us through a less than accurate historical tour, which includes a 10-year egg shortage and his Lincoln Log Fortune. We also have group therapy with Psyche, read Weeny Boy Mcgoo's review, and discuss evil bosses who think they're gods. I decide to get p...

Holy Moly! On the new God Pod, I hang (pun intended) with Jesus and Mary Mags.  In the new segment, 'Just Smite It,' we talk about Beto and the need for more cursing from the left. In The News, we discuss cemented golf holes, capitalist monkeypox, Tenacious D, creepy Meta chatbots, false flags, and astrology. And if that wasn't enough to tickle your holy ghost, Jesus accepts a marriage proposal, w...

On the next Most Holy episode of the God Pod: Psyche returns for group therapy with Me and Satan. I do My incredible impressions of a goat, Mike Pence, and Norm McDonald. We discuss My continuous Smitings of Trump, the ghost of Ivana, and speculate about who the FBI informer could be.  On Satan Today, we introduce the new dating game 'Shoot Your Shot With Satan,' the latest celeb gossip, and Ezra...

I made a new God Pod episode and saw that it was good!  I hang with Jesus and his bestie Mary Mags. We premiere the new trailer to Pray: Jesus vs Predator. We also chat about Mormons playing the persecution card, the Holy Trinity bikini, the Indiana rep who tried to ban Viagra, climate change, and read some 'Explain The Bible Badly' Twitter comments.   In the beginning was the podcast, and the pod...

Satan, Mary Mags, and Moses stop by God Pod+ and we all have a good laugh at the smiting of Alex Jones. We celebrate the state of Kansas for preserving a woman's right to choose. We discuss what people might do to celebrate National Lobster Day.  On Conspiracy Corner, Moses uncovers the Georgia Guidestones' mystery. The Satan Show is packed with the latest entertainment news from the HBO Max and D...

Jesus and Mary Mags stop by the God Pod to mourn our Mega Millions loss and scratch our heads at a leaking Noah's Ark museum. On JFC LOL we chat about pronouns in the Bible, and Jesus googles vagina paintings live on air. We also private-jet-shame celebrities, praise the satire of Grand Theft Auto, and swoon over Beyonce.  Wow! How anyone could pass this episode up is beyond me and I'm omniscient....

God and Satan discuss a rich bishop who got robbed, the number 666, the end of Choco Tacos, OAN begging the Left for help, peanut butter and salsa, Kylie Jenner, and Chik-Fil-A paying people in sandwiches. NOTE: The God Pod is now fortified with Alpha and Omega-3s. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despit...

Hi Humans! On this brand spanking new episode of the GOD POD, Jesus and Me hang out and discuss if he's ever held a magic wand, robots taking over the world, and how Focus on the Family's messaging destroys families. Oh and I almost forgot! We debut a new JFC LOL segment you won't want to miss! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad....

New and Improved God Pod! Now includes "The Satan Show." Satan and Mary Magdalene stop by to discuss all things cats, Old Testament fashion, mock Josh Hawley, and learn a thing or two about menstruation. 9 out of 10 Cats love the God Pod, so turn it on for them. It's even great for reducing hairballs… maybe. Couldn't hurt to try. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is...

Holy mackerel, what a great episode! Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Me try to save the penguins' lunch, discuss Oprah's Monsters, human sacrifice and why Jesus poops himself when he gets too excited. So click on some buttons and listen! Or not...whatever. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of tryin...

The Simpsons' five-time Emmy® award-winning producer, Josh Weinstein, stopped by The God Pod to discuss his AMAZING career, our favorite episodes and quotes, how to sleep at work, and the importance of farting in front of the people you love with Me, Satan, Mary Magdalene, and Jesus. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the c...

God, Satan and Mary Magdalene discuss Boris Johnson resigning in the UK, Minions: Rise of Gru, and Jordan Peterson's "Up Yours, Woke Moralists" speech. Is this one of the funniest things we've ever heard? Maybe! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the f...

God, Mary and Satan discuss the latest news down on Earth. Also…CAN women control intake of semen? The God Pod investigates. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God...

God and Moses discuss the meaning of the 4th of July in USA in the year of our Lord 2022. What is there to celebrate? Ish is on fire, yo. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and h...

God, Mary Magdalene and Joseph Smith discuss the aftermath of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade. What's to be done? What happens next? God vehemently stands with women having the right to choose. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of...

We didn't know this would happen, but the God Pod was recording RIGHT as right-wing maniacs on the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, ending abortion as a constitutional right in the USA. Listen in as God and Moses react in real time to this absolutely monstrous decision. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries...

God, Jesus and Mary Magdalene discuss the backlash against Star Wars for supporting Pride Month. Is Darth Vader basically Space Jesus? We respond.  After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of...

Co-Founder of Check My Ads Claire Atkin stops by the God Pod to discuss dismantling the disinformation economy with God, Moses, Satan and Psyche. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of f...

Comedian Tim Barnes stops by the God Pod to discuss Radical Earth Theory with God, Jesus, and Moses.  After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly...

God, Satan, Moses and Psyche discuss the Jan. 6 hearings, which were viewed by over 20 million people. Later the gang talks Morbius, the Star Wars hotel, and irony. Finally, God delivers a commandment about tacos. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the...

Stand-up comic Judy Gold stops by the God Pod to celebrate Pride month with God, Jesus, and Mary Magdalene.  After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-...

God, Satan, Moses and Psyche hang out and things quickly go off the rails but sometimes it do be like that. The gang talks Stranger Things, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, Kate Bush, Obi-Wan Kenobi and more. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the for...

God and pals discuss the new season of 'Stranger Things' in-depth. After that the gang talks about 'Top Gun 2: Maverick," Tom Cruise, and Scientology. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full...