The Conditional Release Program

As Trump announces his candidacy for 2024, the Two Jacks sift through the mid term results and declare Trump unelectable. More so, if the Republicans can't remove his influence from the party, they remain at risk of splitting. Meanwhile, the UK is looking at a long and enduring recession and the EU is following, although economists believe Europe's recession will not last as long. Is Brexi...

This is a trailer! For as little as $5 a month, get this and all the rest. There's some decent stuff up there! https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram We have a look at the US midterms where (at time of recording) many pivotal cooker contests were still in play.  Did Boebert get elected? We still don't know. But she's now ahead so that sucks.  Lots to look at in the midter...

Very lazy uploading this trailer - this is last weeks premium episode! Get the full thing at https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram Heaps to discuss this week - we should have bunged in a bit about Kyrie Irving but we hit an hour just on these topics.  Elon Musk is a jerk and killing twitter and his posting of a conspiracy theory around the attack on Paul Pelosi all but confirms his...

The Patreon Two Jacks (around the world) and the main feed Two Jacks (hard hats and high viz) are now one - combined! And so it shall be from here onwards. The Two Jacks has been in hiding recently due to some issues with some files. They were on a USB stick that was sent to Abu Dhabi and Jack was tasked with going to find it. Jack is a lazy man, and thought it a tedious journey so we got some sau...

It's time for part 2 of our look at Ida Auken's essay 'Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better.' It's a weird article that should never have existed. While a lot of it is based on projections from the WEF that include emerging technologies and governmental trends - it reads like a goddamn policy. In reality, it's just a bizarre short...

This week we look at the continuing breakdown of Kanye West whose antisemitism has started pilling normies that like his crappy music. We also check in on Elon Musk's twitter takeover which was either incredibly stupid or incredibly smart but it's definitely incredibly bad for humanity (despite what Jack bloody Dorsey thinks). And Randy has a wank at a child care centre. Feels better for i...

So we pick up our look back at the Melbourne protest scene at the start of September, Freedom Day !  Wait, but we aren't free yet so what went wrong...? The Anti Dan sentiment picks up, Monica & Morgan take control & the karma bus runs over a couple of OG's. We take a quick look at the continued aftermath of Mission2Melbourne & share our Tinfoil Tale of the week. Here's the...

Been very lazy about posting teaser trailers to lure you guys into our patreon - but I just got my tax bill so it's time to start temping y'all to join. We did Alex Jones a couple weeks ago, but this week we are looking at antivaxxers. We thought that around now would be the time the antivax movement died. The data is clear - vaccines work. Not only that, but side effects are incredibly ra...

You'll own nothing and you'll be happy - it's the second most overused WEF trope outside 'you will eat ze bugs'. But it's equally as meaningless. An article written by a WEF young global leader that went to a WEF global council meeting to be discussed at a few sessions on how products as a service in smart cities could change society. It wasn't an agenda - maybe a predi...

AG Mark Dreyfus outlines the structure and funding of the National Anti-Corruption Commission. HK Jack asks what it's supposed to stop. JTI with a journalist's eye likes what he sees. More perp walks, please. 

The Albanese government decides not to decide in stage three tax cuts and have pushed the decision to next May's federal budget. What are the stage three tax cuts, who gets them and are we looking at nothing more than upper middle class tax cuts? JTI ponders those doing it tough on $200 thou a year and suggests a nationwide telethon. 

We are back with the usual format and this week we look at Tucker Carlson's bizarre interview with Kanye West where old Tucker left out all the good bits. Trump stands over one of his associates to give Melania shares for no apparent reason and now has another enemy in the ranks and Simeon Boikov has become a peace loving hippy all of a sudden. Seems a bit suss? It is. In our new 'cooker c...

It's about time we did this - and it was a great chat. We've done the inevitable crossover to look at the mission2melbourne. Was it a flop? What the hell happened? What are they even protesting? A very special episode for a fairly average event.

It's been a while between drinks listeners and it's all Joel's fault. While the good listeners of The Conditional Release Program are hard at work doing things for money, the skiving delinquent Joel has been off watching rock and roll concerts in the USA and Mexico. Why are the nails nine inches? What is a Rammstein? These are questions he doesn't answer in the episode. I don't...

This week we start our deep dive into the Melbourne protest scene - how did we get here? Why are we still here? Will it ever end? We also take a look at the lead up to Mission2Melbourne and it hasn't been great. To say there's some drama would be an understatement!

As the period of mourning extends into its first week, we ask what hope, if any does the Australian Republican Movement of convincing the majority of Australians to reject a constitutional monarchy. The death of QEII also created concerns about freedom of speech with attempts to silence and punish anyone who spoke out about her. There should be no limits to free speech. In sport, the footy finals...

The Two Jacks ask if Twitter is good for journalism or if its left orientation has created a thought bubble. Is the four day working week here? And how do we fix Australia's low literacy and numeracy rates in schools? The opponents for the AFL Grand Final are now sorted with the Cats comfortably defeating the Lions and the Swans beating Collingwood by a solitary point. In the NRL, jack predict...

HK and JTI discuss the clash between journalism and the courts when unsolved murders are explored by journalists. Using Hedley Thomas's Teacher's Pet and the consequent conviction of Chris Dawson for the murder of his wife, Lyn as an example, HK Jack takes a lawyer's view while JTI argues that without Hedley Thomas, Chris Dawson would not have had his moment of reckoning. Meanwhile, th...

Yes, the Queen is dead at the suspiciously tender young age of 96 years old. Was she already dead? Was she alive enough to be killed again? Either way, the reptilian alien Lizzie the Lizard has eaten her last baby. What a shame. Yes, cookers are losing it and conservatives are falling over themselves to be the saddest person in the bunch. Just wait till they hear what King Charles thinks about cli...

This week, w e spend some time on unique witchy freedom fighter, Lizzie Rose! We will head down into the tunnels to see what Dan Andrews has really been up to, find out how Lizzie solved a mystery in Sale and get an update on what she's up to now.

The Two Jacks have an extended discussions on the astonishing news of Scott Morrison's five - count 'em, five self appointed secret ministries. We take a look at the Job Summit coming up in September and wonder why Peter Dutton's Libs won't be attending. In sport, Carlton finish the season on a low note from which JTI is s till recovering, Essendon's week from hell rolls into a...

We are finally looking at The Great Reset - the ideological bogeyman of the conpsiracy universe. Is Klaus Schwab evil? No. But he is a raging capitalist? Yes. Does he want you to eat bugs? No. Is Ralph Babet an idiot? Yes. Unfortunately The Great Reset is a huge topic and Joel has done way too much research into it - so this one is part 1 of several. In this episode we get around the idea of eatin...

Scott Morrison has been the secret Minister for Everything but was it legal? The two Jacks discuss the Packer emails and congratulate him for his poisoned pen. A terrible double murder of two women in Sydney leads police to claim the rule book has been thropwn out. JTI says it hasn't been around for a long time. EVs are coming whether HK jack likes it or not and in the footy, the final round o...

A huge week for cookers with Dave Oneegs getting a lawyer who comes with a little bit of a history. Avi Yemini is denied entry to New Zealand and uses the opportunity to grift money from idiots while Rukshan is pretty much completely ignored despite also being involved. Eric Trump takes a selfie which casually includes some very sensitive information. Why? Because he is an idiot. This week we are...

This week Jack looks at the bizarre behaviour of Scott Morrison and looks at his motivations for being the minister for everything. Cookers think it's all part of a WEF agenda because they are incredibly stupid.  We also have a quick check in on cookers at the start. They have not been idle. Maybe protesting outside a childrens hospital was a bad idea?  Are we the bad guys? Yes. You are the ba...