The Brock & Dalby Show

Wearing crocs is not dangerous, you are just a klutz! Some dick head in Toronto calls 911 for the dumbest reason. And we try and motivate all of you who are bailing on your resolutions! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Scientists are trying to figure out what cows are talking about. We censor out some Creed. South Korea is doing something all the fellas can appreciate and after listening to a rant left on the BaD Line we discuss things that should be free. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A bunch of people gathered in Glasgow to watch some get kicked in the nuts. We conduct our first draft of the year and it is toilet related. And parents are getting out of hand with names for their kids CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

First show of 2026 in the books! We make some predictions for the year. Apparently Newfoundlanders love them some Taco Bell. The McRib is a lie and Dalby crushes the first quiz of the year CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The internet will lie to you, and so will your best friend. On Real Or Fake, we get friends of the show to come up with fake answers to a question like "Is this a real Coachella band?" or "Which of these is a fake Canadian town", and try to see if our BS Meter is working. Here's the best Real Or Fakes of 2025. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

No argument means more on this show than one that gets settled with a Draft. Bragging rights go to whoever convinces more Friends Of The Show that they have the superior list on whatever the topic of the week happens to be. Here's some of our favorite lists for 2025. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We wrap up the show every Tuesday and Thursday with your best/worst/weirdest texts on Text Us. We cover everything from shower thoughts to life advice, and every question you can conceive, plus you get to hear Brock's angelic singing voice! Here's the best Texts of 2025. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Every week, Brock likes to take a feature artist, and give their biggest songs a few doses of unnecessary censorship, in a segment called 3825 This. From Sabbath, to Metallica, to Santa Claus, no one was safe this year. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The world is a weird place, but that doesn't mean there isn't room for some classic dad jokes when the news gets wild. When a headline is too bizarre, it's time to break out the bAd Puns. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Option A, or Option B? Which is better, or more often, which is worse. That's what Would You Rather Wednesday is all about on the show, and the questions you asked us in 2025 did not disappoint. Here's some of the weirdest choices we had to make this year.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Most times when you read the news, it's depressing as hell, but that's only because Big News isn't telling you all the cool, weird, or bizarre stuff that's going on in the world. For that, you need Sorta Kinda News on The Brock And Dalby Show. Here's some of our favorite wild headlines from 2025! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Every Monday, Brock does his best to test Dalby's music knowledge, his long term memory, and his patience. Here's our favorite rounds of The Quiz for 2025. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Its our last show of 2025! We do a year in review, run through some show stats and come up with some realistic new years resolutions. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Apparently kids need helmets to play in the snow... We make Frosty the Snowman into a real pervert. Dalby's idea of a best friend is very concerning and we hear from some sexy toilet paper for "Talk Dirty to Me" CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The superflu going around took Brock out with only 3 shows left in the year, which asked the question, what's the worst time to get sick? Also, take it from a big man who knows, you don't have a Dad Bod, you're just Dusty Rhodes. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The hub released their year in review, so we run through some of the stats! Who would be the most suprising celeb/person to see on the Epstein list. We discuss what songs have a true Winter vibe and we hear from some sexy knives this morning for "Talk Dirty to Me" CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

You can use more than just "Stayin Alive" to help you save someones life. The Kansas City Chiefs dynasty is finally over! We have the final "Quiz" of 2025 and hear from some sexy Record Players! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

JD Vance has an idea that we can all agree with. Some advice for anyone attending a Staff Xmas Party this weekend. Dalby give his prediction for John Cena's final match and we hear from some Sexy Rolling Papers on "Talk Dirty to Me" CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We discuss the worst sounds of winter. If you hit someone's car while they're cheating on their wife, who's at fault? The "Pooping Log" might be our new fav Xmas tradition and we hear from some very SEXY projectors this morning CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

In honor of the snowblower assault in the Sault we discuss the most "Canadian" weapon. If you get arrested at McDonald's are you allowed to finish your food? Plus Brock ruins the "Little Drummer Boy" and Jeremy's morning as well. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Imagine having a second family? Well Frosty the Snowman did! Is it wrong to use A.I for your vows? Plus we talk about the most Canadian assault charge of all time and how savage 50 Cent truly is. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Today we celebrate 5 years since we started the show! We chat about some wild show stats, we also hear from some folks about weird ways they got fired. Plus there is only one way you should be talking to your dog and everyone's favorite couple made it official! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We are tired of hearing about rich people complain about money. A man swallowed a lighter and turns out a lot of you have swallowed weird things. Kids today don't understand how easy it is to get weed nowadays and if you can prove the earth is flat you can take over a company! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The IRS has an Only Fans subscription. Simon Cowell apologizes for being a dick. OLG wants people to stop giving kids scratch tickets and we draft the best Christmas sweet treats CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Brock explains why every sports fan should go to Cleveland. We celebrate the anniversary of something we all hated. Dalby thinks he can out run a cow. And Hallmark may have persuaded dudes to watch their Christmas movies. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233