That LARRY SHOW

A killer pimp, gun play and street racing • RIP R. Lee Ermey , the anti-soy boy • Who is Mickey Mouse Mattis and why is he a punk? • Does stepping in dog-sh*t really bring good luck? • What celebrity deaths made Larry smile ? • Why the biggest enemy of free speech is the Pentagon • All this and more in this kick-ass 2-part episode!

Serving Sacred Sleaze • Did Jesus hang out with hookers? • The holy sh*t storm • How tight is too tight for a hug? • What happened to Jimmy Swaggart at the no-tell motel? • How to let God spin YOUR sexual misconduct scandal • What did the Tasmanian Devil make the preacher do? All this and MORE!!!

Underage drinking with Larry • The rest of the pizzeria story from Episode 80 • The cool cop you'd like to know (and drink with) • What goes into the DMV "shopping cart?" • Larry disses : Coward County Sheriff, Gov. Jerry Brown and the Kalifornia bureaucracy • Why political dynasties ALWAYS spell disaster • When your gubmint assaults you • All this and more – dig in!

How sleazy were Devil Popes ? • Who were they? • Which was the ulcerated sodomist ? • How did Larry drink beer in a restaurant in 5 th grade? • Did he get busted? • What are Chreasters, CEOs and submarines? • How to buy a "Get Out of Hell Pass" • All this and MORE!!!

Battling group think • What is buck lure and how can it win the war on men? • Fighting morons in the street, at home and at work • What's the most dangerous animal in the nation? • Other names morons call themselves • People who should be eaten by predators • People who should be fed to wood chippers • Moron count: Toronto vs. Los Angeles • All this and more in the all moron episode!

How to scam the boss • Sabotage 101 • Stealth destruction of Kumbaya co-workers • Smashing true believers • Retaining your privacy at a "transparent" workplace • Breaking team spirit • Getting with the program as you f**k with the program • Humiliating corporate logo-wear • All this and more!

The kiss that kills • Bowling for Heroes , mankind's favorite pastime • Why you should NEVER trust a mob • Should Good Friday be bigger than Easter? • Audio clips from the Last Supper • How to spot a traitor • Surviving betrayal • Who's your forever buddy? All this and more …

What else died in the overhead bin? • Lies United tells • It was NO ACCIDENT • Why misplaced respect will doom our species • Two words that may SAVE mankind • Words and phrases they use to control us • Punks you should hate • The corporatocracy • This episode will piss you off!

How to be a One Man Gang • Kicking ass in your lions' den • Why Bluto was smarter than Daniel – and how you can be, too • What's a Satrap? • What Human Resources really means • How to avoid lions' den situations • All this and MORE!

The secret of happiness – REVEALED! • Larry finds it in Hollywood – but where? • What is the Lunacy Commission of New York State? • TONY SPUMONTE IS BACK! • Who are Marty and Elayne and why are they important to YOU? • 3 false routes to happiness you need to AVOID • How a nu t- job saved Tony • All this and more!!!!

JC's secret nickname revealed • Televangelists – the cool, the crazy the dangerous • The preacher who heals you to death • JC's nutty, locust eatin' cousin -- explained • Larry's favorite televangelist • Throwing fast balls of faith • The pointy preacher-ette you're sure to like • The punishment song for non-donors • All this and MORE!!

Larry warps time • What's FWOT and how will it fix your life? • Chick time vs. guy time • NY vs. LA time • Why are 25,000 days important to you? • What's the best hedge against maturity? • Are we our own time bandits ? • Larry advises a strong, silent guy on dealing with mean bitches • All this and more!

Was Jesus a party animal? • Who were the Sons of Thunder? • Snarky nicknames JC had for his pals • How did JC's first miracle involve alcohol ? • How was JC manipulated by a woman ? • Does abstinence make you a better person? • Why JC would have hung out at Sinners' Sunday • All this and more!

How to destroy the internet • The cop who wants Larry dead • How to kick ass on web tyrants • " Actorvists," and why they suck • L.A. Predators – they're not a team and they must be stopped • Larry unloads on liars, phonies, punks… and more!

Did Jesus curse? (Yes he DID) ● What words did he use ? ● Would he be sent to anger management class today? ● Charged with HATE speech? ● Meet PREACHER, the foul-mouthed kid from Larry's past who inspired this show ● What is the CURSE TEST and how does it enable you to spot a phony? ● All this and more!!

Why the Parkland School massacre was NOT a tragedy • Why the FBI should be disbanded • Sneaky lies they tell • Why free speech is on respiration • How the Parkland massacre could have been prevented • Larry's bullshit detection device • Hop a freight train and time travel with Larry & Jack Kerouac to a better time • Angry? Good. Listen and seethe .

How 16 qts. of beef stew on a Facebook post leads you to spiritual enlightenment • What "compliment" might make a woman boil a rabbit on your stove? • Why Southern Lent is Mardi Gras and New England Lent is misery • Which "film-maker" is an asshole? • Meet the movie star priest who solved a religious riddle (and pissed off almost everyone) • What you can do to make God smile and not destroy Earth....

The d ominatrix ex- cop we love • What is command presence? (and why should all cops have it?) • What is the S.O.M. squad and why are most punks members? • Why is ball breaking America's biggest business? • The #metoo celeb accused of molesting men • Wanna getcha kink and rage on? This is your episode!  

Unhappy with your current God-provider? • Had a belly-full of bible-thumping phonies ? • Then hang with the badasses at Sinners' Sundays, where there's beer, B-B-Q, babe-age and  spiritual adventure • Finally - a Sunday experience you can believe in.

Where to meet your soul mate • Why Valentine's Day is THE most dangerous day • Steve Wynn's $7.5 mil payoff and the power drunk punk bureaucrat  • The new abnormal norms • Why Caitlyn Jenner knows more than you do • Why men must get pointy to get laid • How men are outgunned in the battle of the sexes • Everything you need to know about love... and more!!!!

5 Secrets that make you un-con-able • Beware the "P" word (it's not what you think) • Phrases con artists use on you • The book that changed Larry's life • The #1 cause of homicidal rage • Recognizing deceptive signals • Who should we trust? • The BIG ANNOUNCEMENT - A SPIN OFF SHOW!   All this and more!!!

A Hollywood star haunts Larry • Is Larry psychic? • Who are the junk people? • Which EU dictator tops the junk lis t?  • Why did Facebook censor Larry? • Why getting Zucc'd is not funny • How did Larry cheat fate? • Can you make your own luck? • Why nothing is accidental (or is it?) • Crackdown on crackdowns • Who does Larry sentence to the Quasimodo treatment? • What is the Quasimodo treatment? •...

What 2 words most trigger Larry? • How to ID bogus political movements • The magic question that stops safe speech assholes cold • Where in the U.S. is free speech already restricted? • What were George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV? • Why the Puritans were actually sexy beasts • The Facebook execu-chick you'll love to hate • Who started the new age of censorship? • All this and more, when...

LIFE SCRIPTS -- what to say when you're stopped by cops/harassed by the boss/ambushed by the significant other • When to play dumb • The magic word that confounds adversaries • The most powerful sound in all communication • The 2 -word key to invincibility • Questions that can save your job - and sanity • How to deal with a cheating girlfriend • Best all-time movie lines • All this and MORE!

What are hostage holidays ? • What's the Holiday Wasteland and how do you survive it? • How many young women did Larry fit into the luggage racks of a "motor coach?" •  What do you do when a psycho named Monty tries to set your room on fire? • Skiing @ 85 below zero - is it fun? • Who is Trumpet Steve and why is he a chick magnet? •  Which form of mass transit  turns adults into drunken kids? • Wh...