That LARRY SHOW

Meet the vamp who lures Larry to corruption and the netherworld ♦ How Kalifornia is outlawing holidays, beginning with Halloween ♦ Larry calls out Kalifornia's progressive punk governor ♦ Attend the world's hottest Halloween party ♦ What kids really want out of Halloween ♦ How today's kids are ripped off by helicopter parents, the state and "safety culture"   .

Where do politician/sleazebags (those are synonyms) come from? ● How to spot their lies ● Just how stupid are they? ● Are you more likely to get rich working for a corporation or the government? ● How did "lockdown" come to be accepted by the American sheeple? ● When is it okay to stab someone in their guts? ● Don't even think of voting before hearing this episode!

Why most school is CRAP ♠ The d angerous job we all do that can destroy us ♠ What are the only 3 things you really need? ♠ The X-factor that guarantees success ♠ What is Parkinson's Law and how is it ruining you life? ♠ How time sucks are actually success sucks ♠ The phrase that enables you to accomplish anything ♠ This episode will change you life - listen!

Discover autumn's greatest fragrance and maybe go to jail ■ Why NYC mayor is certifiably psychotic and may be re-naming himself Napoleon ■ WTF is a "GALA ?" ■ Larry delivers a classic American story that Commies hate ■ Larry commands hackers to wreck "Nipple Rings" Cuomo's Columbus Day virtual parade with dancing coffins and ghosts that fly up his beer-can nostrils ■ Why Starbucks is sh*t and Dunk...

M eet the British dominatrix inside Larry's laptop ▲ What book changed Larry's life? ▲ How to laugh at death and destruction ▲ Who is stealing your peace? ▲ Why does peace beat happiness? ▲ What is FOMO and how is it a peace thief? ▲ Take the Consumer Pledge of Allegiance ▲ If your life is spinning out of control, this is your episode!

Aliens WILL invade! What will be their Trojan Horse? ♠ Korean Muscle Jesus is coming... and he's pissed! ♠ Why scientists are whores and their science is crap ♠ An insider's description of hell ♠ Larry junks a "journo" ♠ Which states will secede in Civil War 2.0? ♠ For 2020, the worst is yet to come ♠ You have questions? Larry has answers, in this listen or die episode!

Meet: a PSYCHO in Oklahoma ■ a  SOLDIER in the fight of his life ■ a guardian ANGEL TRUCKER ■ What 3 local businesses say " you're in DANGER?" ■ Why L.A. is already a ghost town in-the-making ■ Which states are cucked / which are not? ■ Special bonus: Larry records his own outro music ■ All this and more in the conclusion of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!

An ancient, wise Kentuckian gives Larry an ominous prediction ■ The "historic" tavern that wasn't ■ Meet the woman who's fighting ghosts in Hayti, Missouri ■ The greatest motel chain you never heard of ■ The "Mexican" meal that could gag a maggot ■ Which states are cucked and which are not? ■ The last two employers all Americans may soon be working for ■ Is America doomed? Find out, in Part 3 of L...

What happens when Larry demands a full refund from the Hell Motel in Oklahoma? ▲ Take a wet, white-knuckle drive through an electrical storm in the Allegheny mountains ▲ Ride out a hurricane and 4-day power-failure in the northeast ▲ Experience a seizure with Moose at 3 am in West Virginia ▲ Why does NYC still suck and who is responsible? ▲ Which has the pukier governor, NY or Wisconsin?▲ The jour...

Break quarantine with Larry and hitch a ride on his 6,000 mile journey in search of America ▲ Are we a nation in ruins? ▲ Can America recover from Covid and Commies? ▲ How much of what the media dishes up is lies? ▲ Why the Jack in the Box clown kicks Ronald McDonal d 's ass ▲ Motel Hell ▲ Ride along on the trippiest of trips... 

Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America ? • Larry almost becomes a victim • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry's T.N.S Dad • And more, more, more!

What's a fecal transplant , and how is it done? (It's revolting! ) ■ What's a " sensitive? " ■ What have they in common? ■ What current social malaise did a famous comedian predict in 2008? ■ Where is the town of Snowflake, USA and why do snowflakes live there? ■ What famed stage psychic read Larry's mind (and what did he see? ) ■ Whether you're a canary in the coal mine or block of emotionless gr...

What's on her secret first-date check list ? ♥ No eligible women in your vicinity? Larry has the answer ♥ The pitfalls/benefits of dating an ex-addict (yes, there can be benefits!) ♥ Why females hold 90% of the cards on dates ♥ Why dating is insane ♥ Key element s of long-term compatibility ♥ Whether incel or man-whore , you NEED this episode!

The 7-foot, 400 lb., GIANT that lived in Larry's Maytag ■ Larry tops GOD with his end-of-the-world scenario ■ Larry proves the Bible, the Torah and the Vedas WRONG! ■ Were Do Applewhite and the Hale-Bopp idiots right? ■ What the comet NEOWISE is telling mankind ■ Why The Day The Earth Stood Still was Commie propaganda ■ If you think the world is spinning off its axi s , this is your episode!

DISCOVER : Dr. Fauci's prediction for GLOBAL MORTALITY   due to Covid-19 ♠ The 2-part prophylactic regimen that renders him IMMUNE! ♠ How effective will the vaccine be? ♠ He confirms Covid-19 was created in a CHI-COM lab ♠ Which type of MASK is SAFEST? ♠ This episode can SAVE YOUR LIFE!

The D istant E arly W arning system chicks use to evaluate you ▲ How be ahead of the pack in business, romance and more ▲ Are you in a " Square Peg" relationship ? They're common and poison! ▲ The night all of Los Angeles stood up to PC pressure groups ▲ How an insurance company and a contractor tried to screw Larry ▲ All this and more in this heads up episode!

Why Commies want to cancel the 4th of July ▲ The 4th of July - a holiday for MEN ▲ The true meaning of Independence Day ▲ E xplosives you should love ▲ How Commies are using Karens, K ids and K-9s to cancel 4th of July ▲ What YOU need to do to FIGHT BACK! ▲ Why Larry LOVES the 4th of July, and you should too.

The secret location where the last sexy Pirelli calendar is still on display ▲ Why Larry went ballistic in a corporate tire store ▲ How car repair outfits rip you off ▲ The can't-miss marketing platform that guarantees business success ▲ How a merchant made Larry a customer for life ▲ The two "P" words that mean you're gonna get screwed ▲ What Keurig coffee, Ellen DeGeneres, WiFi and the new Pirel...

Life lessons from Larry's Dad ■ Henry the Rooster - a house pet for a month ■ How helicopter parents steal from their kids ■ Larry reels in a sea-monster ■ Why are dads bashed by the media? ■ If you have a father, are a father or plan on being a father - this is your episode.

Life lessons from Larry's Dad ■ Henry the Rooster - a house pet for a month ■ How helicopter parents steal from their kids ■ Larry reels in a sea-monster ■ Why are dads bashed by the media? ■ If you have a father, are a father or plan on being a father - this is your episode.

WTF is the "O-SQUAD?" ♠ When and how to deploy it for maximum laughs ♠ Questions that invite violence ♠ The creepy co-worker who demanded Larry's friendship ♠ How to light anyone's fuse ♠ Dealing with a problem mother-in-law ♠ How a cop and a purse snatcher fueled laughs for days and nicknames forever ♠ Nice may be smart, but nasty is a lot more fun -- proven here, in this ultra snarky episode!

It's not "civil unrest," it's a Commie coup orchestrated to take down America ▲ The Commie organizations that are behind the violence - NAMED ▲ The REAL reason America teeters on the edge of disaster ▲ The Commie politicians that are helping Antifa take over America - NAMED ▲ What's really behind cops "taking a knee" - (it's SICK) ▲ The Commie politicians who change their names - same as Hitler, T...

Why is Central Park Karen an omen that the 2020 S CAM demic is nearly over? ■ What made her do what she did? (It wasn't fear) ■ The paths to self destruction and how you can avoid them ■The 6- letter phrase that protects you from self-destruction ■ Copper Stallion - the company that's even dumber than its name ■ Nothing's more fun that stupid people doing stupid things!

What are the four pillars of inceldom? ♠ What are incels' secret signals? ♠ What is "skull-mogging," and why is Larry guilty of it? ♠ Why will Incel Terrorism be embraced by law-enforcement (even though it's bullshit)? ♠ S potting an Incels by their wardrobe ♠ Tragic n ames that DOOM a guy to inceldom - (if your name's on the list, change it! ) ♠ This special Memorial Day episode will help you sta...

The following creeps DO NOT want the pandemic to end: quarantine snitchers, loser-doomers, fear-mongers and panic pushers - why do they love the Wuhan virus? ▲ What's the most corrupt organization in the world? ▲ Who is "Dr." Teddy-weddy and why does he suck? ▲ What will the post-pandemic world look like? ▲ The hit YouTube video that says the virus is a good thing ▲ If this episode doesn't piss yo...