Slaughterhouse Princess

Little Corey Gorey 09.08.2023 1:07:38 ↓

Sominex up your Stove Top and grab your non-light Coors as we take a look at this coming of age story.

Sharknado 02.08.2023 1:32:08 ↓

When Lady Sadie von Classy Shark asks you to watch Sharknado, you of course say yes.

Eden Lake 26.07.2023 1:37:49 ↓

We head across the pond for a tale of school teachers and chavs and what happens when they meet at a lake.

We Need to Talk About Kevin 19.07.2023 1:25:39 ↓

We took the advice of the movie's title and talk about Kevin this week, at least 2/3 of us did at any rate.

Tilbury 11.07.2023 50:14 ↓

Grab a glass of your favorite liquor and your butterback and let the experience of Tilbury wash over you.

Warlock 05.07.2023 1:18:58 ↓

In honor of Julian Sands we take a look at  a road trip buddy movie that also has witchcraft.

Monster High (1989) 21.06.2023 59:54 ↓

We watched a movie that despite the title featured aliens mostly. Go figure.

Attack of the Killer Doughnuts 07.06.2023 1:12:38 ↓

I mean, just look at the title and set your expectations accordingly.

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust 31.05.2023 1:39:48 ↓

We wrap up Animaylort with the sequel (citation needed) to Vampire Hunter D and Malort.  Which one goes down smoother?

Wicked City 24.05.2023 59:36 ↓

If you have a problem with sex and violence, maybe you should sit this one out since that's about 85% of this movie.

Perfect Blue 17.05.2023 1:24:41 ↓

Ever wonder what the transition from pop idol to actress would be like in Japan circa 1997?  Satoshi Kon did and we can all learn what he found together.

Berserk (1997) 10.05.2023 1:19:50 ↓

We switch things up and take a look at the first 6 episodes of Berserk the touching story of a man and his very large sword.

Clown 03.05.2023 1:28:59 ↓

This is exactly why your Mom always told you not to wear a clown outfit that you found in a steamer trunk that you found in a dead guy's house you were trying to sell.

Castle Freak (2020) 26.04.2023 1:09:50 ↓

It's like Castle Freak but with more party kids and tunnel doctors.

I Like Bats 12.04.2023 1:01:17 ↓

Let's take a trip to a simpler time where X-Rays were the key to good mental health and you could keep people in cages by a lake for science. 

Unmasked Part 25 05.04.2023 1:26:52 ↓

Before you ask, no there are not 24 other parts before this one.  Based on our track record starting on the second entry in a series we can understand why you would.

Inside (2007) 29.03.2023 1:05:11 ↓

Glad to see the baby from Ally McBeal is still getting work these days.

Pot Zombies 22.03.2023 1:12:02 ↓

Come for the 30 unbroken seconds of an air raid siren, stay for the best cop car lights in cinematic history.

Deadly Friend 15.03.2023 1:10:15 ↓

Paul Conway: BB, this is Tom. [BB puts his mechanical arm out to shake hands] Paul Conway: Come on, it's okay. [Tom and BB shake hands] - Actual IMDB Quote

The Cleansing Hour 08.03.2023 1:13:08 ↓

This movie would have you believe that people would fake things on the internet just for fame, if you could believe such a thing.

Fire In The Sky 01.03.2023 1:32:46 ↓

It's the story of one man's quest to be nude in front of a gas station and something about aliens.

In Fabric 22.02.2023 1:23:44 ↓

IMDB puts it better this week than we can: Includes a credit for "Mannequin Pubic Hair".

Skinamarink 15.02.2023 56:32 ↓

It's not everyday that a movie makes Horselanta pay attention the entire time so it's got that going for it if nothing else.

The Babysitter 08.02.2023 1:37:35 ↓

Not to spoil anything but it was a little shocking how much this movie featured a babysitter.

Terrifier 2 01.02.2023 1:14:37 ↓

It's everything you'd want from a sequel to Terrifier, more clowns, more gore, and less bifurcation.