Slaughterhouse Princess

What is there to say about C.H.U.D.?  It stars three people that would go on to be in Home Alone movies, has John Goodman's stirring performance as cop in diner, and something about radioactive sewer zombies that are eating the homeless.

We are treated to an opening with a silver Jesus, SpongeBob, a kid with two revolvers, and several other street performers committing an armed robbery.  If that isn't a good enough reason to keep watching, then all hope for society is lost.

We start off the new year right with our shortest podcast ever.  There were creepy dolls, jump scares, and hidden basements.  It also might be the longest movie we have done to date, or at least it felt that way.

The Human Centipede is back.  Be amazed at the new longer centipede.  Wonder why its shot in black and white.  Become upset that you will never get those 88 minutes back after watching it. 

In honor of the holiday season, we watched a movie with a serial killer who gets turned into a snowman by science.  Fun fact:  There was no snow used in the making of this film, but there was a carrot used very inappropriately.

Is this a horror movie or not?  We'll let you decide but one thing is for sure, this movie has enough blood, yelling, and kids being murdered to make it close enough for us.

In this movie-film starring Brad Pitt we get to see a different take on the horror genre, a killer that is preying on high school students who like to drink beer and make out.  When you can watch the movie on YouTube, you know you are in for a treat.

Prepare to be amazed by this 1995 classic that time has forgotten.  If there is a better movie film featuring a castle freak, we haven't seen it.

We dive deep into classic film this week and come up with a timeless classic.  It has everything a stereotypical 80's slasher needs boobs, bad acting, murder by power tools, and high school girls that all look to be at least 25. 

Due to an unfortunate accident involving asbestos, this week's episode is a little shorter than usual.  Sorry.  We did manage to cram in the same amount of swear words as a normal episode though, so maybe you won't notice.

What secrets could lie inside the an apartment complex built in a deserted wasteland, aside from why build such a thing in the first place?  Only a demolition expert aided by a slightly gropey teenager and his dog can find out.

Happy Halloween!  Let's watch a Christmas movie to celebrate!  If incest, mental institutions, unpleasant college girls, and eyeball removal don't spell Christmas for you, then I don't know what to say.

This week a story we can all relate to.  You are playing poker with some friends and a serial murderer breaks in and starts to kill everyone off one by one.  It happened to me just last week.  Thanks to Mr. Green for the suggestion.

A tale of unrequited love and home invasion.  Consider it a how to guide if your goal is to not survive a home invasion and how to unsuccessfully propose to someone.  

This movie is just like The Breakfast Club, only without anything that makes people remember that movie.  To the movie's credit it did add CG walls, boobs, a ghost monster, and a plot twist that would rival any episode of Scooby Doo.

Is not having enough time to figure out who the werewolf is starting to affect your quality of life?  Thanks to the patented Werewolf Break, you will have plenty of time to try and figure it out.  Side effects of Werewolf Break may include dry mouth, nausea, loss of appetite, and difficulty sleeping.  Consult your doctor to find out if Werewolf Break is right for you.

You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation.

We have a special guest this week to help us unravel the shadowy world of assassins, cults, and why we should more closely watch our alcohol intake.

What do you get when you take an art film and mix it with equal parts horror and Willem Dafoe nude?  Listen and find out.  Thanks Nick.

Watch as one man searches for the truth and falls prey to the most evil thing imaginable, reading.

In this touching coming of age story a young man struggles to come to terms with the loss of his parents and find his place not only in the world, but in his family as well.  Can he learn to not only love his family, but also himself?  Also incest.

Its time for a Dark Water death match, old vs new.  Which Dark Water will emerge the winner?  Only a mature reasoned discussion will get to the bottom of this.

We're off to New York this week to check out apartments, have teenagers sexually harass people, and deal with lousy apartment managers.  Join us for the American version of Dark Water.

What do divorce, rain slickers, and ominous red bags have in common?  They are all key parts of this weeks movie.  Oh, and water, lots and lots of water.  Most of which is not dark but regular water.

Follow one man's quest for vengeance, and feel uncomfortable during nearly every scene in this movie.