Slaughterhouse Princess

For our 100th episode, we did something a bit wacky. We recorded us watching Night of the Living Dead. It's our best attempt at a Rifftrax. We hope you enjoy, and thank you all for listening. We can't wait to have another 100 episodes for you.     If streaming video isn't your bag, just start the movie at 3:30 into the podcast. You can even listen to the audio track like a regular podcast.        ...

This movie was based on a true story,the first sign that a movie is probably not going to go well.

As alternative mobility month draws to a close, we wrap it up with an entry in a classic series.  As an interesting side note, we have never reviewed the first Friday the 13th.  Oversight or just poor planning?  You be the judge.

We keep wheelchair month rolling along with some good old fashioned Hammer Horror featuring Christopher Lee.  It also has one of the worst taglines we've seen since the podcast started.

If you only see one movie about giant headed evil scientists that are wheelchair bound and have a tendency to be total smartasses this year, make it this one.

Dagon is very similar to The Little Mermaid, but with more skinning people, implied mermaid sex, and giant ocean dwelling eldritch horrors.  On second thought, they aren't that alike, really.

We ring new year with an interesting one.  It was treated to a Criterion release, so it's totally art and not just a 90 minute fever dream of a movie.

Nothing says Happy Holidays like corpse slaves that are shorter than when they were alive because of gravity.  God bless us, everyone.

We take on a vampire movie this week thanks to our friend from the North, Mr. Green.  It stands as a reminder that just because you are a good musician doesn't mean you're a good actor.

We wrap up werewolf month with Silver Bullet.  Please feel free to insert your own joke about Coors Light here, it won't slow you down.

No matter what you might hear in this during this podcast, just remember that this is actually episode 90, not 89.  We let you down and we're sorry.

Werewolf month continues with the only werewolf movie with a swearing werewolf that shoots people the finger.  Probably.

To kick off werewolf month we have the classic tale of growing up, hitting puberty, and occasionally eating the guttyworks out of your neighbor's dog.  I mean we've all been there, right?

Just when you were starting to feel somewhat less unnerved by the prospect of illegal underground body modification surgery, this movie pull out all the stops and enters the terrifying world of going to a strip club to get some shrimp.  If that isn't scary, you haven't been to enough strip clubs.

This movie is equal parts violent acts against everyone, from kids to the elderly and lighter comedic moments, like seagull translators and window vomiting.

After 85 episodes, we learned a few things here at Slaughterhouse Princess.  One thing we learned is that when your "movie" has three to five poop jokes before the fifteen minute mark, you are probably in trouble.  Especially when the "movie" is a based on real life events and the American health care system.

Get ready for some good old fashioned shaky cam this time around as we look at at the granddaddy of the modern found footage movie.  Well, maybe more like the annoying cousin.

Often we here at Slaughterhouse Princess lament that there aren't enough black and white cyberpunk body horror movies that are not only Japanese but also have a difficult to follow story.  We no longer have that problem.

We have a movie full of drinking, fighting, infidelity, blasphemy, drug use, and demon possession.  If being a priest in real life was this fun, we'd all sign up.

In honor of Wes Craven we look at one of his earlier works.  It makes you rethink the idea of a family road trip through the desert/military testing site with only two guns.

We dive into some Japanese exploitation this time around.  It involves a sadomasochistic Yakuza boss and a guy who spends equal time crying and getting aroused by killing people.  It's that kind of movie.

Like with most sequels, everything is bigger and better this time.  More dance offs, more wheelchairs, more fake ding-dongs, and more annoying chick that thinks it's the twenties.

What do you get when you have a tiny budget, bad actors, the desire to make a movie, and a thesaurus?  A lot more than you might think.

Troy makes his return this week just in time for a movie recommended by  Horrorshow Hot Dog .  Well, not recommended to as much as inflicted on us.

We pay tribute to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper this week with some classic Carpenter action.  Get ready for Skeletors, obeying, and for quite possibly the best fight scene ever put to film.