Slaughterhouse Princess

Hang around as we do our best to give you some gallows humor this week.   I'll show myself out.

Have you ever thought to yourself, man Dante's Inferno would be better with a National Treasure subplot.  No?  Just us?  Fair enough.

We take a look at a found footage/possession mashup this time around.  Are they two great tastes that taste great together, or is it like an orange juice and toothpaste smoothie?  There's only one way to find out.

We finish up October with a classic tale of space pirates, time warps, and supposedly space opossums.  If you see any space opossums, please let us know.  We really wnat to see space opossums.

Get your quarters ready as we take a look at why being good at anything could really be a trap set by aliens.

There can be only one ... time of the year where we celebrate the spookiest month by dressing up like a podcast that reviews 80's sci-fi/fantasy.  We are bad at maintaining our brand.

We pay tribute to Sid Haig this week with one of his first movie roles, as a bald weird guy.  We know, it's hard to believe.

No non-sacred deer were harmed during the making of this film.  The sacred one was very much harmed though.

"Yeet." -Hotlanta

It took quite a while but we finally got around to watching this recommendation from Mr. Green(e).  It's not you, it's us.  We just needed some time to kinda find ourselves, you know?

In the spirit of full disclosure, we mistakenly refer to the Krites as Critters throughout this episode.  We apologize for the oversight.

With Troy still wandering the tundra, we needed reinforcements, but the best we could do was Biteums.  So get your maggot filled skull candle ready for this star-studded (no really it is) movie.

While Troy is off in the frozen wastes, we take a look at a movie that is based on a Lovecraft story, because that always works out well.

We finish up the Human Centipede trilogy thanks to Hotlanta.  Don't worry, his streak of picking movies we don't want to watch remains untarnished.

While not a horror movie, it does feature Cyborg Kaori as Beatboxing maidservant, so it all evens out.

Fun fact: The working title for this movie was "120ish Minutes of People Getting Their Fingernails Ripped Off and Some Kind of Science Stuff Around the Edges" but it was too long to fit on the marquee.

It's time for one of our favorite things, watching a sequel to a movie even though we never watched the first one.  Although in fairness, this movie has nothing to do with the first one anyway.

Get ready for a classic film with no Michael Kane, factually accurate salmon, and our continued commitment to not be able to remember the order of events in anything we watch.

Grab a rat beer and harness your salamander based electrical as we try to solve the mystery of why this needed to be almost two hours long.

No Troy this time and the movie up is directed by Uwe Boll.  There is definite correlation and very possible causation for when Troy will be "out of town".

We celebrate Father's Day in the only way that seemed right, coincidentally watching a made for TV movie from Japan in 1967 that features the word Son in the title.

Get your cameras out and don't stop filming no matter what, it's found footage time.   Will we get treated to a Cannibal Holocaust, or will we have a Paranormal Activity inflicted upon us?  Only time and this podcast will tell.

This time we almost manage to make a podcast that is as long as the movie we watched, thanks to our old friends digressing, self deprecation, and alcohol.

This movie serves as a warning about why you should never take a child's puzzle-based erotica and threaten to burn it.

We were of two minds as we tried to piece together our feelings on this dark comedy by way of Stuart Gordon.