Roderick on the Line

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The Problem : Fuck these particular strawberries. This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Squarespace . Free trial plus 10% off your first purchase with the special offer code, “ SUPERTRAIN ”

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The Problem : You should join the army. This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Squarespace . Free trial plus 10% off your first purchase with the special offer code, “ SUPERTRAIN ”

The Problem : John was Latey McLaterson. This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Casper . An obsessively engineered mattress at a shockingly fair price. Use offer code “ SUPERTRAIN ” for $50 off.

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The Problem : That’s Tim Burgess, U.K.

The Problem : He didn’t believe in friendship. Warning : This episode of Roderick on the Line contains spoilers for popular holiday characters, candid discussions of never-nudes, and graphic depictions of penises in snack foods. Listener discretion is advised . This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by: Braintree - Code for easy online payments. Roderick on the Line listeners...

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The Problem : You’re not gonna go to Unalakleet.

The Problem : You’ll find somebody with a monkey.

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The Problem : It’s not Amish cake. This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity .

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The Problem : John would make a great congressman’s wife. This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Casper . An obsessively engineered mattress at a shockingly fair price. Use offer code “ SUPERTRAIN ” for $50 off.

The Problem : That’s insensitive to samurai. This episode of Roderick on the Line is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity . Thanks to The Doubleclicks for greeting John this month.