Rampin’ Up

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap one of the roughest gigs in a long time but we had fun either way!! A lot of cool things coming up we can’t wait to share! And as always if you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild questions for FIONA CALL ME...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over at the RAMPIN' U...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap our trip to Florida for shows and the National Ataxia Foundation conference with Bill Nye!! Also, Matt gets a very cool opportunity to perform at one of the greatest venues in the country with only one "minor" hiccup. We're having a blast on the road and can't wait to share it all with you guys!! And as always if you wanna call in with your best "Would y...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week Fiona recaps her recent trip to LA and her most recent appearance on KT!! We also take some calls from you guys and Matt of course comes with a new conspiracy for the ramptards! And as always if you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild questions for FIONA CALL ME...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 If you really love us and want to show yo...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we're having a good time with one of our favorite guests DUSTY SLAY!! We talk to Dusty about life before comedy, throw him some interesting Would You Rathers, and dive deeper into some more recent conspiracies as Dusty even brings his own!! All around a good time and a great hang! Be sure to follow @DustySlay on all socials, go see him on tour, and check out his...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we got the wild child, rattlesnake styled, sleeveless sleeper cell Uncle Lazer in the studio!! We talk about life before comedy, losing his virginity, and all the mullet fueled mischief since. We cover some crazy new conspiracies and even learn how beer saved the world. So hide your copper and catalytic converters and enjoy this week's episode with UNCLE LAZER. G...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we have our first returning guest and reigning grip strength champion LEE KIMBRELL back on the pod!! We talk about life as a new dad, order pizza, explore some crazy conspiracies, and put his strength to the test yet again! We love Lee and you will too! Enjoy the episode and go follow our friend online @LeeKimbrellComedy Also go watch his hilarious solo dolo podc...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we have our buddy/comedian Chase Harter with us!! We talk about his wild past from becoming a Muay Thai Champion to unknowingly joining a CULT!! We also came up with a fun little game for this episode called NAME THAT CULT! Enjoy the episode and go follow Chase online @CharHarter. And as always if you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story,...

What up Ramptards!! This week we have one of our most favorite comedian friends ever on the pod, AARON WEBER!! We talk philosophy, mock trial, Morgan Freeman, and we answer some of the hardest hitting "Would You Rathers" you guys sent in! Hell, Aaron even came ready with a few deep thoughts of his own. Truly a wonderful thought provoking hilarious episode with one of the best in the biz, our frien...

Welcome back Ramptards!! We decided add a little magic into this episode. Did it work? Ehhhh. Y'all decide. This week Fiona reads some comments from her posts, we try our smallest bites in honor of Micky D's top dawg, and Matt brings awareness to the internets most pressing conspiracies on the market like "Was Babe Ruth black?", "Can Stevie Wonder see?", and "Hollow Moon". We also hash out our hot...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week Fiona has her hot takes on some riveting moments in reality TV, we address our biggest bully moments growing up, and get one of our best WOULD YOU RATHERs yet from FIONA CALL ME. If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap the road, give some hot takes on JETWAY JESUSES, listen to some interesting voicemails for FIONA CALL ME, and Matt has yet another crazy conspiracy. If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to show your support...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap our recent shows on the road, take some wild voicemails for FIONA CALL ME, and Matt has concocted yet another crazy conspiracy. If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over a...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap our time in LA, San Diego, and strips clubs!! with the lovely folks of Chandler. THEN!! We try to to see if we can pass the US Citizenship test lol let us know how you did too!! If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 Love you guys and thank you for listening! I f you really love us...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we recap our weekend in Arizona with the lovely folks of Chandler. The shows ripped and the crowds were siiiiick. We take some calls from all of you that called in and perhaps our best caller yet. Sweet sweet lady. If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 Love you guys and thank you for liste...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we address a WILD conspiracy theory involving Helen Keller, comback with some new hot takes, take a few phone calls, and recap Fiona’s recent experience on This Past Weeknd with Theo. If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week we talk about our everything from our trip to Austin Texas for NYE, Netflix, and Kill Tony!! Matt regurgitates some pretty disturbing conspiracy theories and we answer some more voicemails from Fiona Call Me!! If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 Love you guys and thank you for listening!...

Welcome back Ramptards!! This week Fiona & Matt explore some risky accents, try to figure out whose joke is whose, and answer some more voicemails from Fiona Call Me!! If you wanna call in with your best "Would you rather", crazy story, or wild question...hit us up!! 615-547-8824 Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over a...

HAPPY NEW YEAR RAMPTARDS!! This week weintroduce a new segment HOT WHEELS' HOT TAKES where Fiona and Matt have some controversial takes on recent pop culture, trends, and social media mishaps. Let's have a great 2026!! Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over at the RAMPIN' UP where we dive a little deeper into BTS, we do our...

What up RAMPTARDS!! This week we recap the INSANE year we’ve had and how amazing Fiona’s first full year as a full time comic has been! Fiona’s mom calls in to unknowingly answer a WILD “Would You Rather” and Matt introduces his latest alter ego, Matty Light. If you want your WYR to be answered on the pod give us a call for FIONA CALL ME (615-547-8824)!! Love you guys and thank you for listening!...

What up RAMPTARDS!! This week we meet a new neighbor we love and revisit the one we don't. Also, Matt confirms his theory about Vegas and recaps his terrible time at the Mariah Carey Christmas Show. As always we take some great calls and "Would You Rathers" for our favorite segment FIONA CALL ME (615-547-8824)!! Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to show your...

What up RAMPTARDS!! This week we got our good friend and hilarious Chicago comedian DJ Rybski (@djrybski) on the pod!! He’s the man. We love him to death and hope you will too!! Be sure to give him a follow and go see him anytime he’s around your town!! Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over at the RAMPIN' UP where we dive...

What up RAMPTARDS!! This week we recap two very different Thanksgivings and get a pretty wild “Would You Rather” on FIONA CALL ME!! Fiona also gets an awesome gift from a fan and Matt as always has some half baked conspiracy theory. We wanna hear more “Would you rather” calls from you guys so please hit us up 615-547-8824!! Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want...

Back from Skankfest and boy are Fi's arms tired!! We talk all about it this week and even take some crazy calls for FIONA CALL ME!! Thank you guys for listening and please call in!! 615-547-8824

What up RAMPTARDS!! We're back from the MOTHER FRIGGIN TONIGHT SHOW!! And we're so excited to share everything that went down!! We also take some very cool very interesting calls on FIONA CALL ME and can't wait to hear from more of you guys. So please call in 615-547-8824!! Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over at the RAMP...

What's up RAMPTARDS!! We're back from our honeymoon in Cabo and we're recapping the good, bad, and the ugly. We also take some calls that lead to one of the most disgusting conversations to date. So please chime in. Love you guys and thank you for listening! If you really love us and want to show your support come hang out over at the RAMPIN' UP Patreon where we do fake ad reads and dive a little...