Nuzzle House

We learn: Besides one Canadian, my voice sounded like a LOT of people from the east coast I’ve decided that NONE of these impressions are mocking me I’m not eating chips on the show again Guests: Ben from ‘Words About Books’ Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4slo9fWdu8rjFYkUTETVD8 Elton from ‘Elton Reads a Book a Week’ Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ecm8KtpKpzD0NA6H3QEAb Chantelle fro...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Glen gets a new boy No one respects the boy Glen shakes his little grackas to flirt with a queen Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuz...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Grakas single-handedly saves everyone Everyone hid outside, but not Grakas Wounded, but proud. Grakas survives Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.co...

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Editor Ben is a better editor than I am You can control a mosquito, but can you understand what it sees with it’s weird eyes People are keeping dream secrets from each other Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar...

We learn: I think I have voice cancer I can’t handle my wife’s birds I finally figured out a way to make money off people coming to my house uninvited Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar:...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico We learn: We can still do a show without Elton This is the second time we have recorded this episode There is a lot of wrestling talk for some reason Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online:...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls We learn: Glen is pretty protective of his holiday Elton tries to put a positive spin on porn shops Most porn shops have an old man in suspenders outside sweeping Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Sen...

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Deals are made with the rats. you CAN use Taylor Ham to take an impression of runes on a wall. By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your f...

We learn: Covid Costumes are insulting The crows are louder than I remember I can’t play Pearl Jam anymore Go on, read them for yourself: The Ninth Skeleton  https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-ninth-skeleton The Cats of Ulthar https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-cats-of-ulthar Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing t...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag We learn: Glen still can't figure out his mic Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’ Ben FINALLY gets to talk about KPop demon hunter Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast...

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Jujutsu is an actual thing you can use in D&D to win There are rats the size of 12 year old boys in this cleft the cleft became a really big deal in this episode Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-h...

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: We mess with a blacksmith I FINALLY gets to give people my Orson Welles knowledge Elton continues to know everyone’s dad Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pi...

We learn: The author was a pervert I’ve finally made my basement cool for teens Reddit is the worst source for Eddie Vedder fun facts Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pin...

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Our heroes meet blinkie's friends dad Sandwiches are invented You can plant a tree, but it sucks. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuz...

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Gertie is a shifter wolf with IBS Shy is authentically ‘from the streets’… with her parents money Elton has been sick for kinda a while Glen is that annoying guy at the factory Ben has to put up with all of us. It was his idea, so we don’t feel bad. Support N...

We learn: I decided to give a character a lisp The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that. Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tip...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons We learn: Elton can make a connection between his pick and V.D. Ben makes an ‘ok host’ - but no one appreciated his hubris The British accents were the worst Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your...

We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds My text for this episode is the same as the last one, because NOTHING CHANGED Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Or gimme some money:  https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane We learn: The sound is really bad on this episode Glen can’t thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in Gertie hates Orson Welles Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-...

We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds I actually think I don’t like this book. What changed? Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contri...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote We learn: Ben Came SUPER prepared Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders Check out Ben on “Words About Books” anywhere you listen to podcasts: https://podcast.wordsaboutbooks...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’ We learn: The pegasus story makes nearly no sense Apple makes the most sense Glen wins legitimately! Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/eed2f7a3-...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week:  Marcus Aurelius  vs.  2001: A Space Odyssey We learn: Elton is hesitant to get into swinging Gertie is a horrible host Gretchen is a new addition to the cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/...

We learn: I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds I promise this is a good book! Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by co...

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord We learn: Hans Christian Anderson was a creep We learn all the parts of a pig and what they’re named Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen won Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online:...