My Momma Told Me

Did George Washington Carver really not invent peanut butter? Langston and David get sticky with Jonathan Giles (Black Mitzvah Comedy) about Mr. Carver and his multiple intentions with peanuts and other inventions. Is this another example of white people undermining a Black man's accomplishments? Also, who's making these Uncrustables? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about "Salt Peter" being used in the military to reduce men's sexual urges. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices....

When you hear a ring, does that mean people are talking about you? Langston and David sit down with Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show, The Great North) about this southern superstition. The guy, along with "The Minneapolis Uno Champ" discuss it's origin as well as sniffin' those you love (Looking at you, Plies!) . We constantly drift from the topic, but we come back plenty of times and revisit the chaos...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about genetically inheriting penis size from the mother’s side. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...

What happens if you don't cover your belly button? Langston and David sit down with Brittany Carney (That Damn Michael Che) to talk about this Japanese superstition. We dive into talk about crop tops in sports, a little demon who loves belly buttons, the importance of keeping your middle warm, and Mortal Kombat.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@g...

Langston and David take a deep dive into the most hotep person on the Internet: Bobby Hemmit. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

Are white people buried right away, so their bodies don't turn Black? Langston and David explore this listener's conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of bodies post mortem, Quora "facts", and David's lovely fake wife. A new segment is introduced called "Ask A White Guy" and they sit down with the "Stuff They Don't Want You To Know" hosts Ben Bowlin, Matt Frederick and Noel Brown. Send your cons...

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about The Matrix and Terminator being created by a Black woman.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...

Are turtles racist? Langston and David break out of their shells and talk to Carl Tart (NBC's Grand Crew) and talk about this TikTok viral video. Were turtles complicit in an act of racism? Are pigs smart? Are we just banning straws so turtles can stop snorting cocaine? All these questions will be answered in this wild episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks...

Hey My Momma Told Me Listeners! Check out this episode teaser with Big Money Player's Network head honcho, Will Ferrell. If you want to listen to the full episode, subscribe to "How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer" on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Langston and David answer an angry listener's email about their Black Hebrew Israelites episode. Surprisingly this episode is not sponsored by CashApp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Was the Super Bowl half time performance demonic? Langston and David take the stage to address Rihanna pentagram rumors, A$AP Rocky being bamboozled by dark energy, and why she's wearing so much red. White guys are winning dunk contests and if you are still deciding to go to your 10 year high school reunion, Langston and David has some advice how to go about it.  Send your conspiracy theories, mus...

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Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and David could beat up. The answer: plenty. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about women being on their periods and why they should not hold a newborn baby during that time. Plus, Langston tears white people apart and David announces he is pro p*ssy. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, Califor...

If you cut a girl’s hair before her 1st birthday, will she be cursed with bad hair? Langston and David take a seat with Joelle Monique (Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald) to discuss this coming-of-age conspiracy. There are talks of curl patterns, traumatizing haircut stories, and what Black Twitter found out about the hair relaxer models. Plus, Langston is confident that he and Rihan...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about organ donor and harvesting speculations in the Black community. MILF Manor is discussed and we all are devastated by the world. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th...

If you keep food in your mouth for too long, will it will turn into poop? Langston and David take on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of this smut. Conversation goes all over the place. They discuss badly dressed comics and whatever happened to the people from "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Go ahead and #putthatdresson and take a listen!  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problema...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the "Cool S" and it's rumored association with gangs. Fulfilling the show producer's life long obsession with the letter tag and Michael Jordan's longevity and chokehold on our childhood. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in...

Can you get sick if it's cold outside and your hair is wet? Langston and David talk with Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) about this classic old wives tale and David's infatuation with "old wive tale". Plus, we get to the bottom of Mike Bibby's cultish antics.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the origins of white people and if they truly are aliens. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watc...

Is Meghan Markle a robot? Langston and David sit down with comedian Niccole Thurman (Tooning Out the News) and spill the royal tea about this conspiracy theory. They talk about the monarchy, the clear racism it carries, and ask the ultimate question no one dares to ask...is the Duchess of Sussex just a boring person? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommap...

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Enjoy this classic episode from Langston and David! We will resume with new episodes next week! Bye Bitch! --- Are there alligators living in the city sewer system? Langston and David go underground on this conspiracy theory where there are some truth to the matter and how exactly alligators are getting into these sewers.  Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to my...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the evil doings of Dutch people with their cigars and paint. They received a DM from a listeners to confirm more Black Pete rumors. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 1...