Luke Hand Diary

President Trump’s ear got grazed (Sun, 14/07/2024) 21.07.2024 1:22 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. 😑 Grateful: I was feeling like there hadn’t been a big news story for a while and I was starting to feel a bit bored. Nek minute, Trump had his ear grazed - and a million memes bloomed.

Corned [REDACTED PROTEIN] (Sat, 13/07/2024) 21.07.2024 1:24 ↓

M: 5. E: 6.5. 😑😐 Grateful: Berocca

T-shirt 🌩️ 📖 🌺 (Fri, 12/07/2024) 20.07.2024 1:28 ↓

M: 5. E: 4.5. 😑 Grateful: Hot bath and chill

CUCKED 👜 (Thu, 11/07/2024) 20.07.2024 2:29 ↓

M: 6.5. E: 6. 😐😭 Grateful: Nutritional yeast.

On the horizontal (Wed, 10/07/2024) 18.07.2024 2:30 ↓

M: 7.5. E: 7. 🙂😍🥰😇 Grateful: Interesting variety of items at the produce swap.

Cortado - Iykyk! (Tue, 09/07/2024) 15.07.2024 2:02 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 🙂 Grateful: Jeff Kennett’s speaking voice

Orificer 👮‍♂️ (Mon, 08/07/2024) 15.07.2024 2:05 ↓

M: 6.5. E: 6.5. 😐🙄 Grateful: Ducklings

Sun, 07/07/2024 15.07.2024 1:34 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 🙂 Grateful: Very still and clear water in the river and at the beach

His & Theirs (Sat, 06/07/2024) 08.07.2024 1:51 ↓

M: 7. E: 7.5. 🙂🙄😭 Grateful: Curly fettuccine.

Being intimate with a guy-friend (Fri, 05/07/2024) 08.07.2024 1:35 ↓

M: 7. E: 6.5. 🙂😌 Grateful: Great movie.

Scone (Thu, 04/07/2024) 05.07.2024 1:36 ↓

M: 6. E: 5. 🙂 Grateful: Anonymity. Being able to walk down the street without being hassled by fans for autographs or photographs like a lady Gaga or a Justin Bieber would have to put up with.

Cupofchino (Wed, 03/07/2024) 05.07.2024 2:57 ↓

M: 7.5. E: 7.5. 😇 Grateful: Used so many dishes while making my dinner - but they cleaned easily and quickly, as I was in the flow state.

My heart! (Tue, 02/07/2024) 05.07.2024 2:41 ↓

M: 7.5. E: 7. 🙂🥰😌 Grateful: Touching letter from produce swap patron.

Thujone (Mon, 01/07/2024) 05.07.2024 1:14 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 🙂 Grateful: Thujone.

Matinee tripper (Sun, 30/06/2024) 01.07.2024 3:58 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 🙂 Grateful: blissing out on the bus - warm, sun on face, seat buzzing gently. Very nice.

My birth-landlord (Sat, 29/06/2024) 01.07.2024 1:44 ↓

M: 6. E: 6. 🙂 Grateful: Cracking walnuts.

Covid vaccine jab 7 (Fri, 28/06/2024) 01.07.2024 1:28 ↓

M: 6. E: 5. 😐🙄🥰 Grateful: Diversity.

Thu, 27/06/2024 01.07.2024 1:46 ↓

M: 6. E: 6.5. 😐 Grateful: Baguette

Resigned from aged care job (Wed, 26/06/2024) 01.07.2024 2:12 ↓

M: 6. E: 6. 🙂😌 Grateful: I looked very handsome in a selfie I took wearing my new cardigan

Aplomb (Tue, 25/06/2026) 01.07.2024 3:31 ↓

M: 6. E: 6. 🙂 Grateful: Chuckled at the Herald Suns “Dutton Blow” front page headline.

And that (Mon, 24/06/2024) 28.06.2024 1:24 ↓

M: 5. E: 6. 😐 Grateful: Threw away the fucked up old biscuit jar at work. What are they gonna do about it - fire me?

Sun, 23/06/2024 28.06.2024 1:12 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. 😬 Grateful: cloud gazing in the afternoon

Dicked around, hit the sack (Sat, 22/06/2024) 28.06.2024 1:28 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 😑😳 Grateful: Cow photo book.

Worcestershire sauce & chill (Fri, 21/06/2024) 25.06.2024 1:29 ↓

M: 5. E: 6. 😓😡🙄😬😠😤😪 Grateful: Worcestershire sauce

Thu, 20/06/2024 23.06.2024 0:59 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 😑😤😴 Grateful: The magnifying glass I gave [REDACTED] for her TV guide is proving useful.