Lu & Jarch

It’s a looooose show today! Lu tells Jarch how she embarrassed herself at the NFL. And we’ve got an electric shock machine in the studio… Jarch happily hooks himself up to it, but poor Lulu takes a little more convincing. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch calls out Lu for buying a colleague a birthday gift…then eating it before she gave it to him. We hear stories on the worst gifts people have given and received, and something happened on a plane recently that left Lu and Jarch red-faced. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch performs one of his best accents when he puts another lover to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. And it’s been revealed that Aussies are among the naughtiest kids in the world…Lu and Jarch contributed to that statistic when they were kids. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking about the saddest meals people have eaten the day before payday when money is tight… if you’ve ever had plain bread you’re not alone! It’s Lu’s boyfriend’s birthday today, and we want to know – when did you embarrass yourself in front of your crush? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Is it okay to take a day off work to look after your dog? Lu and Jarch tackle that topic today. We’ve got more Guns N Roses tickets to give away, and something keeps happened to Jarch every time he gets a flight with Lu… and he’s finally had enough of it. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch call Jarch’s dad to apologise for pranking him on Friday. Jarch celebrated his first Father’s Day with Hank over the weekend, and Lu completed a secret challenge during the show. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jarch convinces his dad to be the face of a new geriatric lawnmower, designed for old decrepit men. And Nedd Brockmann cohosts the show. As part of Nedd’s Uncomfortable Challenge he shaves Jarch’s beard smooth, and Lu has some feedback for him. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s another HUGE prank for Jarch today, and this time Lu is involved. We put a lover to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover, and Lu has upset a 1 year old…and the nation apparently. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jarch takes on his THIRD Dare to Daddy Challenge today, and let’s just say he’s not feeling well after it. Plus, new research has revealed 1 in 5 men wear the same undies for 7 days in a row, so we want to know – what’s the grossest thing your partner does? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch takes on the worst challenge of his life (he’s literally STILL reeling from it now). And Lu has been caught stealing something from a colleague at work… of course we managed to get audio of the confrontational moment. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we kick off the Dare to Daddy pranks, where Jarch takes on challenges from listeners to win them money. We’ve started strong, let’s just say Daddy was squealing. And Lu and Jarch are going head to head in an application for a job with…. SNOOP DOGG! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a man who thought he was deaf for 5 years, only to realise he’d forgotten to take his earplug out of his ear. And the show writes and performs it’s very first dance-style bingle. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New research shows it takes 50 hours to form a friendship, so today on the show Lu and Jarch turn strangers into friends in 50 seconds instead. Jarch is bleeding in the studio, and a man has fallen in love with his fridge so we hear stories about other non-human objects people are in love with. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories from wedding crashers – after a shirtless man crashed a wedding from his hotel balcony. The people of Scotland have found a way to infiltrate the filming of the new Batman Part II movie. And we put another couple to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and Jarch had a photoshoot before the show today, and unfortunately Jarch struggled to understand some of the directions from the photographer. Also on the show today, Judge Jarchy wants to know – is it okay to throw your mate under the bus to save yourself at work? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu admitted she’s been trying to throw out her partners ugly mug all weekend but he keeps finding it in the bin – so we want to know – what’s the one hideous thing you hate about your partner? And Jarch has been called out for re-gifting…but he claims it’s all a lie! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are helping wingman some of the single people of Australia. Jarch took Lu’s boyfriend on a date before the show today, and it wouldn’t be Friday without a bingle performance. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, like every parent, Jarch has fallen into the trap of thinking his child is a genius. And have you ever wondered if your partner would have your back when you’re not around? Lu and Jarch put another lover to the test today in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu confronts Jarch because the naughty little boy has been accidentally buying things on the company card. Plus, we’ve found a few rules to follow if you want to keep your relationship spicy. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A school in Scotland has NINE sets of twins starting primary school today, so Lu and Jarch chat to pairs of people and try to work out if they’re twins or strangers. And Judge Jarchy decides if it’s rude to invite your entire work team (minus the new girl) to your birthday party. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jarch is forced to awkwardly call someone on air and apologise for something he did last week. And Lu has been added to her new neighbourhood group chat which can only end badly. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jarch talks about how he’s upset one of his colleagues and needs a way to make it up to her. We’ve discovered the ridiculous names of Canadian lakes, spoilers, Pussy Lake is real!! And funny things you did as a kid that scared your parents. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mummy is back for Thrust Thursday!!! Fittingly, we’re talking about songs you listen to in the bedroom. Plus Lu and Jarch help out the kids of Australia by answering some anonymously submitted questions about puberty. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch takes on another Undercover Lover challenge, he put Deans lover Stephanie to the test to see if she’ll pretend to be his reference. And does size matter? A urologist has confirmed the official average size among men. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Census day in Australia… but instead of the boring ABS questions we’ve found the answers Australia actually want to know. How many people think about someone else during sexy time? Who doesn’t wash their hands after the toilet? And how many people are snooping through their partner’s phone? We’ve spent the last 7 days collecting the data — and some o...