Loud About Nothing

The episode starts by Robbie talking about how he's throwing around the term baby too much. They talk about what exactly is the "friend" zone. Sebastian tells the listeners about a new deal he's learned about at his favorite spot, DUNKIN'. They end the episode by talking about the mafia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode the boys have on hilarious comedian and ex-professional soccer player, Kate Sisk. Sebastian immediately realizes Kate looks like if Robbie and Seb had a child. Sebastian talks about his knowledge of the Korean War. They talk about Starbucks vs Dunkin and what it means for your social status. Kate tells the boys what her time on the Puerto Rican Women's National Soccer team was like. S...

Sebastian starts the episode holding a disc which sparks a convo around cool college hobbies. The boys talk about the things that made them stop caring about school (velour and AIM). Sebastian talks about the ultimate deal breaker a date could do (put ranch on pizza). The boys introduce their first true rival/ sworn enemy of the pod, Michael Cum Stain. They need your support on tik tok!! Robbie ta...

This week the boys have on Drew Scheid. Drew has been in Halloween, Mare of Easttown, Fear Street and most recently, Something about Pam (he books!!) They talk about IPAs and Sebastian tells the story of the moment he gave them up. Drew grew up in Lancaster PA which was Amish country. Drew books a lot of Horror/ Thriller roles and they talk about how directors love killing him. Sebastian asks him...

The boys got very high and recorded a podcast. After many takes the finally got what the early reviews call an instant classic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode Sebastian tells a story about when he tried to buy a massive TV. Robbie loves his TV and tries to influence Sebastian on what he should buy. He thinks a nicer TV will bring him closer to nature. Sebastian plays a game with Robbie that he recently did on a date. Sebastian believes it reveals a lot about Robbie. He doesn't think the game painted him in a positive light. Pause the episod...

This week comedian, Tik Tok superstar and going out influencer, Jake Cornell is on the podcast. He tells the boys about his ideal night out. He tells Sebastian a story he thinks will give him agita. He talks about working in fine dining. They talk about disastrous wedding situations. Robbie wants to know Jake's opinion on Tik Tok nightlife influencers. They realize they both hate watch a lot of vi...

Sebastian talks about having COVID again and subscribing to OF to pass the time. They reflect on Penn State. In a 180 from the wanking conversation, the boys earnestly talk about the power of letting go. Robbie brings up professional tag and they talk about delusion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the boys have Eitan Levine in the studio! Eitan comes by and talks about meeting Sebastian during Sebastian's first and biggest audition. Eitan tries to convince the boys he is a real New Yorker. Eitan talks about having cancer as a child and growing up in a loud household. He gives the boys a sneak peak of the games he plays on Tik Tok. Eitan is hilarious check him out @eitanthegoalie o...

They start the episode talking about the value of hype. Sebastian revealed he has not read an American classic due to his Staten Island roots. Sebastian empathizes with mice and lab rats. For one of the first times in the show, they touch upon conspiracy theories. They talk nudes and share some embarrassing condom moments. Robbie wants to know Sebastian's opinions on short king spring. Sebastian t...

This episode the boys take calls from the listeners about partying. They start the calls with a hottie that attended the last live show that needed to shout out some NYC queens! They then take calls about partying on shrooms, public urination and having the cops bust a party. Sebastian and Robbie both share their own party experiences. call in to the pod @ 929-900-6393 & follow us on social media...

This episode kicks off with Robbie saying he keeps being told he looks like Henry Cavill. Sebastian responds with a list of things he is mistaken for. Robbie tells a story about meeting Joey Chestnut on the 4th of July. Sebastian feels he is most authentically himself during a good pee. Robbie ran into someone this weekend who immediately sparked a vivid memory from High School. Robbie saw the Bad...

Former UCB Artistic Director and current Squirrel Theater founder, Michael Hartney is on the podcast this week. Michael talks about working with Anne Hathaway and Sebastian recalls the time he was cut from a TV show that went to Cannes. Sebastian "gets right into it" and asks Michael's thoughts on whether we live in a simulation. Robbie brings up that Michael once had one of the most thankless job...

This week Sebastian kicks things off talking about what tattoos he should get. He then gets zen and discusses how reminding ourselves of our mortality can be productive. Sebastian has had trouble sleeping lately citing Youtube as "his cocaine". He touches on his current favorite youtube segment, pornstars buying sneakers. Robbie is excited for the warmer weather and tries to come up with some fun...

This week the boys have Monique Moses on the podcast. Monique is from Canada so they talk about what it was like to move to NYC to pursue "the dream". She recently was on the road with them in Vermont, where she thought she was going to have to help them "pull". She ends the episode with some advice about writing and an optimistic look on whats to come. Check out Monique's live show Jackie Robinso...

The boys are back from Vermont and spend this episode recapping their trip. They are annoyed people were surprised they have a tour manager. Sebastian talks about art, fashion and who's approval he craves. They feel Sebastian should have to approve whether or not something can put "New York" in front of their establishment or products. The second half of the episode Sebastian revisits an old feud...

In honor of Robbie's 'iconic' freshman dorm closing, the boys take calls this week about the listener's first year of college. Before they get to the calls, Sebastian tells a story about a college party that he was kicked out of. Robbie reminisces on what songs remind him of college and they envision how Sebastian will hold back tears at his sister's wedding. They talk calls about peeing in a stra...

This week's episode starts with Sebastian calling Robbie out about how he hosts people at his apartment. Robbie is happy Sebastian got to see a different side of him. They talk about the beautiful conversation they had with a New York based musician and spread some of his wisdom to the listeners. They ask the audience to help them never eat Artichoke Pizza again. Robbie was recently asked to be a...

The boys are back with another listener episode. Robbie reminisces about how he entertained himself in High School. Sebastian then talks about the absurdity of people trying to describe a song. They then field calls from all the hotties asking for baby names, advice, a prank gone wrong, a stinky burp, and of course, red heads! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys have decided Park Slope is dead and the only way to revive it is if they throw it on their back. Sebastian teaches Robbie about drug dealer time. Robbie tries to cover his bases for the musical magicians that listen to the podcast. Sebastian tells the story of the time he got frosted tips. They talk about the hobbies grown men can have and Sebastian realized his biggest hobby. They discus...

This week have on Shaolin’s Funny Guy, Nicky Sants, on the podcast. Nicky is Staten Island. Sebastian and Nicky talk about how quickly SI gets toxic for a kid, the culture of blunts and of course some Woodrow Plaza stories. Nicky talks about his time at Riker's. Robbie asks who get's better treatment on the island, him or Pete. Nicky gives some updated of what it's been like since Kim and Pete mad...

Sebastian starts the episode being proud of his sister's Super Bowl party. That quickly shifts to a strange theory he has about sexuality and microwaves. Robbie reflects on doing the podcast for a year and a half and how it has shifted his view of himself. They discuss how dressing like the characters from Euphoria does not retroactively make you the hottest person from your high school. Their big...

This episode starts with the boys hating on lacrosse. They quickly move on to body hair on Staten Island as Sebastian tries to embrace his viking ancestors. Robbie asks the listeners for advice on a great dilemma he was just presented with. They take calls from listeners that call in about double dates, romanticized holidays and a sleepover gone terrible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...

This episode starts with Sebastian questioning Robbie about his bathroom habits. Sebastian's sister wants a theme for her Super Bowl party so they pitch some ideas. Robbie talks about the greatest Super Bowl party he has been to. Sebastian fills in the audience of Staten Island hat culture in the late 2000's. Sebastian asks Robbie to be his Valentine and claims he has a present in the mail. They t...

This week the boys have on Actor, Comedian and Disney Adult, Ken McGraw (@kenmcgraw). Ken and Robbie are both from Jersey and talk about the celebrities from their respective towns. It's not long before they shift the conversation to the place Sebastian loves to hate, Disney World. Ken gives Sebastian some advice for his upcoming trip (the best time to have sex). He also tells them about Disney Ad...