Liquor License

Brandon has a disgusting diseased leg. Metrosexual minutes: DDP Yoga and yoga mats, face creams, scents, and wipes. Dating in your 20s compared to your 30s. Don't lie to a person, just be upfront. Superbowl recap that includes zero actually game play. Mr #metoo feels he is perfectly in his rights to say "men are talking here". Are homeless women hoes? Have a great valentine's day or not.   Check o...

For no reason we discuss Brandon's attempt to stir up #metooers and fucking calling someone Boss, STOP IT; ma'am. Super Bowl 55 preview (only 20 seconds spent on actually game play) and the boys finally agreed across the board. More The Weeknd talk. Drinks that we savor and alcohols that just do not do it anymore. Malls are completely dead except for one Tesla dealership that Brandon ventured into...

Somethings that we usually don't discuss are talked about: religion, politics, college years and strip clubs. Don Magic Juan and his pimp vernacular. Lousy day and Lyft pink. Jizz covered scrambled eggs and goggle dick answers revealed. Brandon was 1 for 1, big up. The state of bowling and weird menial job guy. Priests don't beat it? Chuuuuuch 

A weird yet surreal start to the show as Brandon deals with the exact issue he has been trying to correct. Credere suggests that Brandon should be "buzzed" because he is overthinking way too much. AFC and NFC championship picks. The history of Brandon's podcast career and what he is trying to do for YOU the listener. Listen to HotBoxin. Best rap features, label collaborations, and Ugodzilla. Bee c...

Hold on to your tits, this one is coming in hot. Escapees from hospitals, why not pay for their hotel room. Short yet needed sports section. The Weeknd and how excited we are for the Super Bowl. Treeman sponsored Dr Feelgood segment: click spray and orange cookies. Bartles & James makes a comeback, and the south sells self made 6 packs. Goggle Dick Follies or GDF is to become a weekly segment abou...

The title was supposed to be Present Day but as you'll hear Brandon unwinds as do his titles. Making your wife laugh. Shawshank is like always on somewhere. Spend some money on yourself because Brandon tries to copy Credere and get Tom Ford glasses, yep that didn't work out. Tu Latino Tv and jailbreakin', yikes. Taking a moment to breathe and not be a complete asshole. Lots of weed is just around....

We give a brief review of New Year's Eve (not Steve). 2020 is over and Credere threw that bitch away like a dirty jizz rag. Our year's in review. My Block ayyyyappp (trademarked) and the future of cities. Brandon's financial minute without help from Gza. Tom Brady and most QBs don't seem like rather fun people. Nike jerseys bring kids to that college. Under Armour comes in third like the Clippers....

The gifts we got, the gifts we gave and the laughs that were had. Bitcoin paranoia. Brandon was dusted and not particularly entertaining, so Credere held the show together with talk of NBA jam AKA G-SHIT.

A poignant discussion about Kanye West and his works. Somehow during our delightful holiday office party talk, dome,brain,skull was brought up and never left. Brandon is plumpin' mafuckas (no idea either). Levee fires in Louisiana and Christmas Eve rituals.    Sponsors: aromale.com   Instagram: liquor_license_podcast

It's a rare week as Brandon has nothing to complain about. Time is winding down on Christmas purchases so we divulge what the best and worst gifts you can get this year. Don't get Brandon slippers, but buy Credere some and a robe that fits. Last Christmas is a terrible song until Collinsworth gives his remix. Nostalgia abound. Plowing snow and 12 foot icicles. Leave us a review and follow us IG: l...

Treeman you finally get your segment about medicinal and recreational marijuana. We talk about the positive effects of CBD and recommendations; Humboldt Apothecary, Nuvata and Nano 5. Brandon's piggy bank and Credere's reasoning to just have paper. Starting to get muscles at 15 and wife beaters. Concerts we attended and what an odd time the early 2000s were, that's hot. Grown up temper tantrums an...

We start with sports: best to wear 80, football MVP, the running back position (only sexual if you're Collinsworth), and fuck conspiracies. Gay Tony Dungy was attempted and failed miserably. No masks in Louisiana and no trim neither. The liquor assortment at Crerdere's feast, it's a lot. Brandon's zooted family time and in-law gathering. Tyson vs Jones fight review. "Two Princes" is the worst pop...

First podcast we have done in 2 different states; Louisiana and California. Is "matrixy" a word and can it describe our existence. Celebs met in your hometown vs Los Angeles' daily celeb sightings. Suicide conversation. The King of Thailand has a girlfriend that the whole country knows about, what? 90s last good decade and having soft, exfoliated skin in today's #metoo era. Happy Thanksgiving to a...

Los joins the boys for a discussion that is often interrupted by brandon. Movies we watched, things we do better than other people, and best "area" bars in LA county. We go humble to cocky real quick. Oktoberfest discussion at the end of November, its alcohol related so whatevs. Pumpkin flavoring is just awful. Proboscis monkey has nose envy.      liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com instagram: depewexi...

We wrote like a whole description that was witty and good natured, but the fucking thing deleted twice. So...Defend Armenia, long EIS (entertainment industry segment, sports patches, Anne Hathaway having to apologize for playing a deformed character, and Lyft minute (s). Enjoy drunks and tell a friend, keep those 5 star ratings coming in.   email: liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: depewexi...

Grow a mustache and support men's health and wellbeing, consider the Movember charity and be safe. If you were not aware the Los Angeles Dodgers have won the world series, as avid fans of the Trolley Dodgers (original name) we discuss the final game and their future. And then the future President, don't listen if you want the same bullshit the news says. As we record on Halloween night, we remembe...

Dodger talk, but not about actual game play. Quick sports roundup. Finally good news from the mighty mighty D.R. Brandon is terrible at pronouncing diseases and knowing how old exactly he was at certain times. Credere hits us with Rodney memories and Brandon has to ask Paulie about his dad's mustache. Metrosexual minute: Native, Cremo, and It's the Jam. Salsa is all over this episode and can be al...

We are some proud men, just not Proud Boys. The feeling of general malaise and Brandon's health minute (we hope it ends soon too). Covid Essentials stores and pop up businesses that intrigue those who want to work for themselves. CT scan, shitting with cling wrap, and iodine in your veins. Baseball players and their jewelry. Quick recap of NLCS 2020 and a look ahead to the World Series. America is...

Enyce, how is it really said? Exciting week in sports, we start the podcast as fireworks are blasting around Los Angeles, congratulations Lakers on #17! One last doctor and maybe this health saga will end. Peppermint tea or a slow dance at Peppermints strip club. Metrosexual mintute: tea. We discuss matcha vs maca, peppermint tea and what exactly is green tea good for. Give Brandon pizza or give h...

More on the downward spiral that has weekly become Brandon's life; puke, shit, pulled tooth, car accident, oh the hits keep coming. We discuss Dodgers starting lineups from the past 20 years, Matt Kemp on these hoes. Credere has been exercising and loving every minute. We get a bit emotional talking about weird sentimental; things from the past; Subway rides, being friends, and basically living th...

Don't get it twisted we are back with a scorcher (not Brandon's asshole). Pretty segmented this week, for no particular reason. Abnormal appendix and nonstop stomach issues. New segment: Hat Talk. Credere regals us with an EIS that involves a green 1 of 50 NY Mets hat. Trash panda saga. 2 movies to watch: Tread and Class action Park. Never, we mean never watch Birds of Prey. Leave us some show sug...

Well we close the book on Brandon's stomach issue. In Part 3 of this excellent story we get to the root of the problem: appendicitis. Days at the hospital, feeling awful after morphine, shitting gallons of brown water, nurse axl rose and candy strippers. Credere wishes him well and has been right this far on the Lakers season. We got short sports, cmon it's end of the season for 3 leagues. Being i...

In a roundabout way we preview the upcoming NFL season and give you some well deserved laughs. Mr B (one episode after talking about stressless shits) has a major shitting issue. The LL dietician/life coach/adult mentor Credere chimes in. Subway actually released two damn funny commercials. Make sure to get your Trump $2 bill while supplies last. $1 coins can kiss Collinsworth after a night out on...

On a fantastic note Brandon has another crippling depressed meltdown about WSP: Work Sleep Podcast (and in writing that would make a damn good name for a podcast, you're welcome). Shitting is the key to mental health and digging into the web is awful for everyone. Dissecting Barbershop and scripts in general. Credere stays hydrated and living life. Horror frog is the weirdest animal we have discus...

Sports talk not about professionals but Brandon's lackluster athleticism. Recall Newsom please. Job Talk: the best, the worst, the indifferent. Entertainment Industry Segment (you're welcome Treeman). Brandon does not like white women, never has. In strange times look up some strange animals, our choice was the New Guinea rainforest Tree Kangaroo.    Keep the downloads coming!    Instagram: depewe...