I Will Fight You

Our hosts explain why the Super Mario Bros. movie from 1993 is made for exactly no-one--except our guest, Jake Mason. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss 2012's Snow White and the Huntsman and the indisputable fact that sapphic women love Chris Hemsworth. Content warning for discussion of sexual assault. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss the Ella Enchanted movie and the (debatable) fact that book accuracy is overrated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

F*** James Joyce. Content warning for some really weird sex letters and spoiler warning for Love Never Dies (for some reason). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts rope in special guest Shannon Manor to explain the entirety of Kingdom Hearts. This goes about as well as expected. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In an episode salvaged from several damaged audio files, our hosts discuss why historical accuracy is tremendously overrated. Content warning for discussion of a movie that depicts emotional abuse and the threat of sexual abuse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts go down the rabbit hole of Transformers canon and discuss why the Michael Bay movies are a cautionary tale for licensed properties. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss how the world doesn't need more Mummy movies, and everyone repeatedly fails to pronounce "Hamunaptra" properly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss the somewhat shaky house of cards that is J.K. Rowling's worldbuilding and get real mad about horcruxes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts recap the direct-to-video  Swan Princess Christmas special, and explain why Richard Rich must be stopped. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss some widespread problems within the indie horror genre, using Grave Encounters  as a case study. Also Annie does her amazing "Canadian groundskeeper" impression. (Content warning for discussion of horror movie tropes, including suicide and unenlightened attitudes toward mental illness.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss the phenomenon of the Mary Sue, as present in both fandom and canon, and build their own Mary Sue. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts recap Star Trek: Save the Whales and discuss why it's the best Star Trek movie ever made. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss why glorious garbage sci-fi film  Jupiter Ascending should be considered part of the cinematic canon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss why the world is not ready for a Dragonriders of Pern movie, Annie has questions about dragon sex, and Maq takes us into the shadowy world of Pern RP. (Trigger warning for discussion of a book series that contains rape, dubious consent, suicide, and Anne McCaffrey's weird beliefs about homosexuality.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss how Han Solo and William Riker represent a character type that nobody knows how to write anymore. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our hosts discuss the He-Man/She-Ra Christmas Special and how it demonstrates that Skeletor should be your role model. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the inaugural episode of I Will Fight You , our hosts discuss the bizarre nexus of their childhoods that is Richard Rich’s The Swan Princess . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.