Game of Groans

In this week's episode, Emily is joined by Jorge Maldonado (with special guest appearance by Allison Maldonado) to discuss Episode 8. They talk about how Syrio is definitely dead, Varys should just "do better", who is training the ravens to send messages, how traumatized the kid who plays Robin must be, how the Dothrakis don't have a medic, Rickon is a creepy little kid and how...

In this week's episode, Emily is joined by her friend Mike Moore to talk about a very high stakes episode of Game of Thrones.  They talk about Emily's hot take on all white dudes looking the same, how Sam has horrible timing, creepy ghost trees, the second return of white horse, surprise nudity, and the obvious fact that boats are just wooden horses.  Emily also learns that she has an al...

In this episode, Emily's sister Kate returns for a very crazy episode!  They talk about the pronunciation of the word "dynasty," Emily's mixed feelings about Jorah, how Kate can't read her own notes, Sansa being a sassy teenager, fire cannot kill a dragon, and if anyone in this world wears underwear!  Emily also does a terrible Sansa impression and Kate says she's goi...

In this episode Emily is joined by another college friend Brandi Baker to discuss and stress about Episode 5, The Wolf and the Lion. They talk about kids today not understanding how you couldn't pause the tv in the 90s, there is only closure when a character dies, grown children breastfeeding, progressive brothels, Catelyn's tiny dagger and many other weird fantasy stuff!  Additionally,...

In this episode, Emily is joined by her friend from college Maggie Martin to explore Episode 4, Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things. They talk about scary three-eyed ravens, how Jon's mouth is ALWAYS open, dire wolves being expensive, how Emily can't say armorer, virgin bonding between Jon and Sam, the return of white horse and many other ridiculous things. New episodes are available e...

In this episode, Emily is joined by Shaun Martin to talk about Episode 3, Lord Snow. They talk about how all the Starks are emo, birds as spies, Emily's terrible assumptions, Ned's lack of discretion, the men who operate the Wall elevator, and how Emily still barely knows anyone's name. New episodes will come out every other Tuesday (this week was an exception). You can follow the p...

In this episode, Emily is joined by her sister Kate Koballa to talk about Episode 2, The Kingsroad. They talk about how ravens are like emails, well-rounded women, why Jon's last name is Snow, Puppy Surprise, sex lessons, and where Jon's dog is. New episodes will every other Tuesday. You can follow the podcast on Twitter , Facebook , and Instagram . The website is www.gameofgroanspod.com...

In the first full episode, Emily Bateman is joined by her husband Chase Bateman to discuss the first ever episode of Game of Thrones. They talk about how much Emily hated the episode the first time they watched it together, weak female characters, her favorite character so far (Tyrion Lannister), children being pushed out of windows and INCEST among other things. New episodes will be coming biweek...

In this quick introductory episode, Emily Bateman explains why she never got into Game of Thrones despite it sounding like something she would absolutely love, as well as her current Game of Thrones knowledge from the internet, pop culture and watching the first episode five years ago.  New episodes will be coming soon to a podcast platform near you! Be sure to subscribe for upcoming episodes!  Yo...