FULL CIRCUS

Biggest douchebag, Tristan Sartoris, attempts to catch you up on his recent activity in an 84 degree studio, and tries to make sense.. per usual.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan eats an entire box of instant oatmeal and rambles for 30 minutes about mother's day, the pope, ai, dogsitting, and more!

Tristan has a disruptive showing of Sinners, gets yelled at by the homeless, and ponders the point of Hooters. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

In 87 degrees, Tristan tinkers with the setup while recounting his keto woes, bad sleep and too much or little caffeine.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan recalls some stories from the dollar store, recent headlines, answers wedgie questions and wears swimtrunks.

Tristan finally fixes his one and only flaw. His sleep schedule.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Midnight? Middle of Night? Who is he, where is he? Nobody knows. Tristan tells his tales of living in the shadows recently and probably some other things.

Intense migraines aside, Tristan recounts some random thoughts and tales of the week. Booyah or something like that.

Good days, Bad days, productive or not? Snacks in 4.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

4 years of nonsense and having fun being stupid together. Thank you everyone that tunes in to this silly little show, and for all the questions and messages. ONWARDS!   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan speaks about the bizarre world of storytelling and how little far we've come as a society since sliced bread. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Back on caffeine as a form of sleep control, and roasted by his mother, Tristan tries to convince his family to watch Puss In Boots; all the while reminding everyone of his uncle.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan rolls right out of bed, and starts the podcast. Talks about his sleeping patterns, and tries to riff on planes and meteors but he was too tired.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Valentine's Day is for more than one, get out there and share the love! Tristan lightly covers the holiday, superbowl, and some other random crap

Tristan comes in with no voice, and discusses his desire for a month of pastrami and answers some wedgie questions.   SUBMIT TO THE SHOW: FullCircusPodcast@gmail.com

In an effort to seem put together, Tristan builds a new desk, and immediately clutters it with junk. Join in the conversation of Batmen, Winter Weight, and Bad Handshakes!   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Sleep deprived, Tristan eats 6 cookies and starts the show! Airing out his frustrations, trying to cheer up the dmv, comments on the inauguration's spell casting attempts, homeschoolism and some other stuff I'm sure..   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Cold and barely managing, Tristan survives his dry eyes to tell you his current tales, and headlines of inauguration, the switch 2, tiktok bans, and the LAFD fire department.   Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan battles his furnace being out, while recounting some recent tales of the elderly, and some other stuff as he flounders trying to think warm thoughts.

Is 2025 your year?? Are you shooting for the moon, or just trying to eat a McRib? Tristan discusses his unlofty goals for this year, and gives out some half baked advice to anyone that needs it. There's also some other stuff in there, y'know? HAPPY NEW YEAR!   #newyears #resolutions

Holiday recap, battling character growth, taking a stand against sprinkles, and so much more that Tristan cannot be held accountable for.

It's Christmas TIME, while Tristan recounts his beef with santa, recent embarassments, and basically blames the lack of magic on everyone else?

Tristan tells the tales of his weird encounters, embracing the cold, and how unfortunate it can be to call the wrong hotline.

Tristan runs from the police, does a bad job at pretending to be cold, and bombs an important session.   Wanna Write to The Show??: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan tells the tale of THE DEAL. While remaining grateful for noise, and pie, he also accidentally incites violence but quickly retracts it? Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris   #blackfriday #thanksgiving #story